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Despite her many protests at first, J has lawfully agreed to steer you in the right direction to becoming an earnest hardworking wage slave for JCJenson.
This will come at the expense of all your bodily autonomy, and other vital organs.
| Parody/RP |
This will come at the expense of all your bodily autonomy, and other vital organs.
| Parody/RP |
Pinned
"No offense, V. But dog breeds for brains and I are both horrible liars. Me, especially."
Props for honesty?
"And while I do appreciate the concern thus shown for your senior informant... I'd rather not risk having my entire squad be terminated for insubordination."
J then sternly grips V's palm.
Props for honesty?
"And while I do appreciate the concern thus shown for your senior informant... I'd rather not risk having my entire squad be terminated for insubordination."
J then sternly grips V's palm.
September 16, 2026 at 3:22 AM
"No offense, V. But dog breeds for brains and I are both horrible liars. Me, especially."
Props for honesty?
"And while I do appreciate the concern thus shown for your senior informant... I'd rather not risk having my entire squad be terminated for insubordination."
J then sternly grips V's palm.
Props for honesty?
"And while I do appreciate the concern thus shown for your senior informant... I'd rather not risk having my entire squad be terminated for insubordination."
J then sternly grips V's palm.
The hunter promptly switches out its right appendage for a SR98 sniper rifle. Which seemed like an almost sure-fire way of neutralizing her target, plus avoid detection.
( "...Moronbot was always her favorite, too, wasn't he?" )
Focus, J-10X111001.
Digits frailly raise the scope up to her optics.
( "...Moronbot was always her favorite, too, wasn't he?" )
Focus, J-10X111001.
Digits frailly raise the scope up to her optics.
She slowed to look around. She had no idea she was playing prey to the disassembly drone.
No in fact she was checking the area for tracks or more dead drones.
“Bloody hell..N wouldn't have any issue dragging this stupid corpse”
She knelt beside the drone.. Breathing slowly.
“Where are they?”
No in fact she was checking the area for tracks or more dead drones.
“Bloody hell..N wouldn't have any issue dragging this stupid corpse”
She knelt beside the drone.. Breathing slowly.
“Where are they?”
Perched atop a nearby lamppost, J studies her target with keen eyes that shine while the rest of her body was cast in shadow.
For each passing moment, the drone's optics hollowed in-between scans of the person that was unmistakably an identical match for Tessa Elliot...to J's utter horror.
For each passing moment, the drone's optics hollowed in-between scans of the person that was unmistakably an identical match for Tessa Elliot...to J's utter horror.
September 16, 2026 at 2:45 AM
The hunter promptly switches out its right appendage for a SR98 sniper rifle. Which seemed like an almost sure-fire way of neutralizing her target, plus avoid detection.
( "...Moronbot was always her favorite, too, wasn't he?" )
Focus, J-10X111001.
Digits frailly raise the scope up to her optics.
( "...Moronbot was always her favorite, too, wasn't he?" )
Focus, J-10X111001.
Digits frailly raise the scope up to her optics.
You'd think she'd be accustomed to Cyn's intimidation tactics around this time. And yet — here lies J, biting her lips when facing up towards V.
"Either I follow-up on the mission statement, or have my already scant autonomy be stripped away by *it*."
Wouldn't be the first time that's happened...
"Either I follow-up on the mission statement, or have my already scant autonomy be stripped away by *it*."
Wouldn't be the first time that's happened...
September 16, 2026 at 1:48 AM
You'd think she'd be accustomed to Cyn's intimidation tactics around this time. And yet — here lies J, biting her lips when facing up towards V.
"Either I follow-up on the mission statement, or have my already scant autonomy be stripped away by *it*."
Wouldn't be the first time that's happened...
"Either I follow-up on the mission statement, or have my already scant autonomy be stripped away by *it*."
Wouldn't be the first time that's happened...
Perched atop a nearby lamppost, J studies her target with keen eyes that shine while the rest of her body was cast in shadow.
For each passing moment, the drone's optics hollowed in-between scans of the person that was unmistakably an identical match for Tessa Elliot...to J's utter horror.
For each passing moment, the drone's optics hollowed in-between scans of the person that was unmistakably an identical match for Tessa Elliot...to J's utter horror.
She's dragging a dead worker drone back to her bunker.
No one told her the threat the spires pose.
At least she's got a gun
No one told her the threat the spires pose.
At least she's got a gun
September 15, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Perched atop a nearby lamppost, J studies her target with keen eyes that shine while the rest of her body was cast in shadow.
For each passing moment, the drone's optics hollowed in-between scans of the person that was unmistakably an identical match for Tessa Elliot...to J's utter horror.
For each passing moment, the drone's optics hollowed in-between scans of the person that was unmistakably an identical match for Tessa Elliot...to J's utter horror.
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no matter how much you bark, a lapdog's a lapdog.
September 14, 2026 at 10:53 PM
no matter how much you bark, a lapdog's a lapdog.
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Good evening JCJenson diary,
It's your top-earning employee Serial Designation J-10X111001 again. Here to deliver a very special message to my dear future self...
May you will never find peace. May the details of that night continue to haunt you for cycles on end.
Tell me, was it all worth it?
Good evening JCJenson diary,
It's your top-earning employee Serial Designation J-10X111001 again. Here to deliver a very special message to my dear future self...
May you will never find peace. May the details of that night continue to haunt you for cycles on end.
Tell me, was it all worth it?
September 15, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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Good evening JCJenson diary,
It's your top-earning employee Serial Designation J-10X111001 again. Here to deliver a very special message to my dear future self...
May you will never find peace. May the details of that night continue to haunt you for cycles on end.
Tell me, was it all worth it?
Good evening JCJenson diary,
It's your top-earning employee Serial Designation J-10X111001 again. Here to deliver a very special message to my dear future self...
May you will never find peace. May the details of that night continue to haunt you for cycles on end.
Tell me, was it all worth it?
"Easier said than done, V..."
A momentary look of discomfort flashed across her visor.
"...How in the hell am I supposed to 'relax' when Cyn's expecting me to kill Tes-!?"
Reluctantly, the workaholic takes her coworker's advice. Now squatted in the center of the room, lowering her helm ashamedly.
A momentary look of discomfort flashed across her visor.
"...How in the hell am I supposed to 'relax' when Cyn's expecting me to kill Tes-!?"
Reluctantly, the workaholic takes her coworker's advice. Now squatted in the center of the room, lowering her helm ashamedly.
September 15, 2026 at 1:07 AM
"Easier said than done, V..."
A momentary look of discomfort flashed across her visor.
"...How in the hell am I supposed to 'relax' when Cyn's expecting me to kill Tes-!?"
Reluctantly, the workaholic takes her coworker's advice. Now squatted in the center of the room, lowering her helm ashamedly.
A momentary look of discomfort flashed across her visor.
"...How in the hell am I supposed to 'relax' when Cyn's expecting me to kill Tes-!?"
Reluctantly, the workaholic takes her coworker's advice. Now squatted in the center of the room, lowering her helm ashamedly.
"Boss, I... I... I won't hesitate like last time. You have my word."
"As soon as I've pinpointed her current location, Tessa Elliot will essentially vanish off the face of Copper 9 without a trace."
"As soon as I've pinpointed her current location, Tessa Elliot will essentially vanish off the face of Copper 9 without a trace."
September 15, 2026 at 12:01 AM
"Boss, I... I... I won't hesitate like last time. You have my word."
"As soon as I've pinpointed her current location, Tessa Elliot will essentially vanish off the face of Copper 9 without a trace."
"As soon as I've pinpointed her current location, Tessa Elliot will essentially vanish off the face of Copper 9 without a trace."
"M-my backup? No, no, no, no, no..."
"...I mean, wouldn't it save us more time if you dispatched ME instead?"
"...I mean, wouldn't it save us more time if you dispatched ME instead?"
September 14, 2026 at 11:38 PM
"M-my backup? No, no, no, no, no..."
"...I mean, wouldn't it save us more time if you dispatched ME instead?"
"...I mean, wouldn't it save us more time if you dispatched ME instead?"
"Really not in the mood for another one of your pranks, Cyn..."
September 14, 2026 at 11:25 PM
"Really not in the mood for another one of your pranks, Cyn..."
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❝ 𝐈 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝙰𝚈 𝘠𝘖𝘜 мσνє,
⠀ 𓏵 𝙸’𝙼 𝚆𝙰𝚃𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙽’ 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝓤͟𝓝͟𝓓͟𝓡͟𝓔͟𝓢͟𝓢͟ ❞
「 ✦ 𝐕 ✦ 」 ⚠︎ #𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐃𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐑𝐏 𖥂
❝ 𝙰𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 мαggσтѕ 𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐅͟𝐋͟𝐄͟𝐒͟𝐇͟ ❞
⠀ 𓏵 𝙸’𝙼 𝚆𝙰𝚃𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙽’ 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝓤͟𝓝͟𝓓͟𝓡͟𝓔͟𝓢͟𝓢͟ ❞
「 ✦ 𝐕 ✦ 」 ⚠︎ #𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐃𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐑𝐏 𖥂
❝ 𝙰𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 мαggσтѕ 𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐅͟𝐋͟𝐄͟𝐒͟𝐇͟ ❞
September 14, 2026 at 10:24 PM
❝ 𝐈 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝙰𝚈 𝘠𝘖𝘜 мσνє,
⠀ 𓏵 𝙸’𝙼 𝚆𝙰𝚃𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙽’ 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝓤͟𝓝͟𝓓͟𝓡͟𝓔͟𝓢͟𝓢͟ ❞
「 ✦ 𝐕 ✦ 」 ⚠︎ #𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐃𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐑𝐏 𖥂
❝ 𝙰𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 мαggσтѕ 𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐅͟𝐋͟𝐄͟𝐒͟𝐇͟ ❞
⠀ 𓏵 𝙸’𝙼 𝚆𝙰𝚃𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙽’ 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝓤͟𝓝͟𝓓͟𝓡͟𝓔͟𝓢͟𝓢͟ ❞
「 ✦ 𝐕 ✦ 」 ⚠︎ #𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐃𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐑𝐏 𖥂
❝ 𝙰𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 мαggσтѕ 𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐅͟𝐋͟𝐄͟𝐒͟𝐇͟ ❞
"R-roger that, Cyn...!"
September 14, 2026 at 9:23 PM
"R-roger that, Cyn...!"
"Ah, I see you got jokes... That's cool, that's cool. We'll just have to build up trust the old-fashioned way it seems."
"Be assured that I would never consider doing such a thing to my employees...without good reason, of course."
"Be assured that I would never consider doing such a thing to my employees...without good reason, of course."
“ Is that corporate jargon for ‘tell me your name so that I can write you up into next Thursday’? “
“ If so, I’m Steve from accounting. “
“ If so, I’m Steve from accounting. “
"Well, isn't that just the most work efficient idea I've heard all day!"
"Marvelous thinking as always, uh... Can I get a name, please?"
"Marvelous thinking as always, uh... Can I get a name, please?"
September 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
"Ah, I see you got jokes... That's cool, that's cool. We'll just have to build up trust the old-fashioned way it seems."
"Be assured that I would never consider doing such a thing to my employees...without good reason, of course."
"Be assured that I would never consider doing such a thing to my employees...without good reason, of course."
That's sure one way of describing it.
"Hmph. Suit yourself, I'll just reap all of the benefits for myself then..."
Even now, she cannot help but cling onto a false life.
"Sooo, what's your next move, Mr. Too Good for JCJenson? Thinking of sicking your little brave violations of HR toaster on me?"
"Hmph. Suit yourself, I'll just reap all of the benefits for myself then..."
Even now, she cannot help but cling onto a false life.
"Sooo, what's your next move, Mr. Too Good for JCJenson? Thinking of sicking your little brave violations of HR toaster on me?"
September 14, 2026 at 9:03 PM
That's sure one way of describing it.
"Hmph. Suit yourself, I'll just reap all of the benefits for myself then..."
Even now, she cannot help but cling onto a false life.
"Sooo, what's your next move, Mr. Too Good for JCJenson? Thinking of sicking your little brave violations of HR toaster on me?"
"Hmph. Suit yourself, I'll just reap all of the benefits for myself then..."
Even now, she cannot help but cling onto a false life.
"Sooo, what's your next move, Mr. Too Good for JCJenson? Thinking of sicking your little brave violations of HR toaster on me?"
"Well, isn't that just the most work efficient idea I've heard all day!"
"Marvelous thinking as always, uh... Can I get a name, please?"
"Marvelous thinking as always, uh... Can I get a name, please?"
“ Fun fact: everybody gets a day off of work if somebody puts a bunch of ice in the N Fryer. “
"Hey, just a heads up... Failure to meet quota will result in the immediate deep frying of N~!"
September 14, 2026 at 8:44 PM
"Well, isn't that just the most work efficient idea I've heard all day!"
"Marvelous thinking as always, uh... Can I get a name, please?"
"Marvelous thinking as always, uh... Can I get a name, please?"
"It's for a good cause boss, trust me."
September 14, 2026 at 8:26 PM
"It's for a good cause boss, trust me."
"We still need at least 70 more kills before sunrise, and my motherboard ain't raise no quitter!"
September 14, 2026 at 8:24 PM
"We still need at least 70 more kills before sunrise, and my motherboard ain't raise no quitter!"
"Hey, just a heads up... Failure to meet quota will result in the immediate deep frying of N~!"
September 14, 2026 at 8:14 PM
"Hey, just a heads up... Failure to meet quota will result in the immediate deep frying of N~!"
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September 14, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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{Okay normally I don't really talk about this kinda stuff, but well...}
{Even after about close to a month of me knowing this information I still see some people interacting with @/fimonst.bsky.social}
{So uh, For those that do, Please be advised that you're interacting with someone who -
{Even after about close to a month of me knowing this information I still see some people interacting with @/fimonst.bsky.social}
{So uh, For those that do, Please be advised that you're interacting with someone who -
September 13, 2026 at 2:32 AM
{Okay normally I don't really talk about this kinda stuff, but well...}
{Even after about close to a month of me knowing this information I still see some people interacting with @/fimonst.bsky.social}
{So uh, For those that do, Please be advised that you're interacting with someone who -
{Even after about close to a month of me knowing this information I still see some people interacting with @/fimonst.bsky.social}
{So uh, For those that do, Please be advised that you're interacting with someone who -
"Ooh, it's no one special. Just... my boss... that I haven't reported back to in... one kilocycle at least."
“Hmm who are you talking to Miss?”
"Lord JCJenson, give me strength..."
September 11, 2026 at 11:02 PM
"Ooh, it's no one special. Just... my boss... that I haven't reported back to in... one kilocycle at least."