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letitpirate.bsky.social
LeTit Bee 🐝
@letitpirate.bsky.social
Just a stoner with a phone
Pinned
Oh hello new followers

Expect absolutely nothing from me and we’ll bee grood

🏴‍☠️
Maybe Marie Antoinette didn’t say “let them eat Cake”

Maybe she said “let them eat Ass” 🍑
August 12, 2026 at 9:44 PM
내 속안엔 몇 십 몇 백명의 내가 있어
(Inside me there are dozens, hundreds of me)

오늘 또 다른 날 맞이해
(Today, I greet another different me)

어차피 전부 다 나이기에
(Since it’s all me anyway)

~ BTS 🎶💜
July 20, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Spider-bee, spider-bee
Eats all of the tacos she sees
Can she swing from a web?
So she can’t, she’s too chubby
Look oooutttt, here comes the spider bee

🐝 🕷️
July 10, 2026 at 1:14 AM
This particular Independence Day hits a little different
Because this time, it’s my day

Between bail, house arrest and probation…. all 7 years are over

No breaches, no concerns, so much self work and learning about both myself and my place in the world 💜
I am so ready for this next chapter 📚
July 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
My bestie is one of the coaches for our Special Olympics Rhythmic Gymnastic team and we get to see the performance that they will compete at regionals with this evening

I’m so proud to have surrounded myself with helpers and support workers
May 1, 2026 at 1:03 AM
We mustn’t dwell
No, not today
We can’t!
Not on Rex Manning Day!
April 8, 2026 at 3:20 PM
The most frustrating thing about Artemis’ mission to the moon is all the ai slop that people are dropping claiming it’s from the mission so we have to literally wade through so much fake to try and find a snippet of what’s actually coming from NASA and Artemis

ai is crap

Rant over
April 7, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Busy busy lil Bee 🐝
Buzzing around a big ol tree
Helping people, being free
That’s the life of this lil bee 🐝
April 1, 2026 at 3:07 PM
On the trash app, there’s 6 women, all 50+ and arguing over who is “the good person” of them all…. I’m calling them the Real Housebounds of Twitter

Spoiler alert - they all suck 😂😂😂
March 24, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Me “I could totally be a badass superhero like black widow if I put my mind to it”

Also me “I sat on 3 different types of chairs this week, wrecked my back, and need a nappy nap”

No wonder heroes in fantasy books are younger than 40 😂
March 19, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I hear there’s a performance with men in fancy hats, matching outfits, and playing with balls opening for Bad Bunny today

They call themselves SuperBowlers or something
February 8, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I am sofa king done with winter ❄️
January 22, 2026 at 4:28 PM
My stomach is double dutching with my intestines

This flu is gross
January 19, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I wonder if other mammals get migraines and how they handle them
January 18, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I wish tacos would make the migraine go away
January 17, 2026 at 8:19 PM
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you
If you can trust yourself when all doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating… 🐝
January 17, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Disassociating into crafts and fantasy novels

Winter is dark and full of shadows ❄️
January 14, 2026 at 5:50 PM
The Corpse Pub would be a fantastic name for a dive bar
January 9, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Happy nude year
January 1, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I don’t do resolutions
But I do make goals with my counselor every year

2026 is simple

1. Immerse deeply into the good times and enjoy them with every bit of my being

2. Give kindness to myself and others facing chronic pain and struggles. Remember it’s okay to rest

🐝🏴‍☠️✨
December 31, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Explain your username

It’s a play on Let it be
And my nickname is Bee
And I love both the Beatles and my tits

Hence LeTit Bee
explain your username

my chosen name is emmeline, and i got to bsky early enough that it was available

“em” is the preferred short version, but there are too darn many women called “em”, so i add umlauts for fun, to be distinctive. double umlauts on the “e”, one on the “m”: ë̈m̈
explain your username

We're char. we're Shiloh. we're charloh. and we're online, so as to make that everyone else's problem.
December 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I believe in nothing
For in the grand scheme of things
I truly know nothing
December 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Shadows mistaken for substance ✨
December 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Plans change
And we gotta go with the flow

Between flu bugs and bad weather, family time has been postponed

Just me and kiddo this holiday
A Christmas for two 🎄❄️
December 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Successful week as relief Coordinator for Meals on Wheels

Over 400 meals delivered to seniors plus 200 Christmas hampers

Aaaaand now I’m on holidays!! 🤩

I love my job
December 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM