Can I get a yellow button that simply kills everyone that can't shut up about the stupid blue and red button shit

Touching grass is pretty neat actually

I love my girlfriend!

Overgrown buildings>>>>>>

Never had an emo phase in my formative years so I'm simply not built to sadpost 😔 Yet another artform I'm a talentless hack in...

Unbothered, in my lane, busty, milky.

Remind me to rawdog you later

I got hit with my first 30s debuff- it applies dizzy status at 1 am 😔

Watching a David Cage game without fail makes me hope the people in my life would rather slap my balls and call me a cretin instead of enabling me into that kind of self-delusion

*listening to HL2 devs talk about how players always outsmart them as I prop climb out of bounds*
"Nahhh you guys did a great job"
*gets softlocked by Hakos Baelz hitting me over the dome with a shock baton infinitely*
"I love Valve"

POLKA NOOOO

Sup