Shatner’s Bassoon
@lewieb101.bsky.social
poor-quality amateur musician, history and politics geek, general nightmare human
I work at a bougie hotel and like cooking spicy food
free palestine 🇵🇸
I work at a bougie hotel and like cooking spicy food
free palestine 🇵🇸
bold to assume her readers understand what time zones are
September 13, 2026 at 3:24 AM
bold to assume her readers understand what time zones are
ah yeah, r is basically a silent letter in my accent, as well as t
September 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
ah yeah, r is basically a silent letter in my accent, as well as t
dude at plymouth rock: “erm, have you guys got visas? let me check inside your ass”
this is what MAGA actually believe
this is what MAGA actually believe
September 5, 2026 at 2:01 AM
dude at plymouth rock: “erm, have you guys got visas? let me check inside your ass”
this is what MAGA actually believe
this is what MAGA actually believe
I assumed it would be US only, but when one of the options for shopping cart was “shopping trolley” and a long sandwich being a “sarney” I thought it was onto me, but apparently they’re words some americans use (presumably in and around the NY/NJ area)
September 5, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I assumed it would be US only, but when one of the options for shopping cart was “shopping trolley” and a long sandwich being a “sarney” I thought it was onto me, but apparently they’re words some americans use (presumably in and around the NY/NJ area)
well it got me wrong, I’m from yorkshire in england (arctic monkeys if you don’t know what that sounds like)
weird that it would peg me as new jersey though, I always thought there was a lot of similarities between a yorkshire and texan accent but apparently not
weird that it would peg me as new jersey though, I always thought there was a lot of similarities between a yorkshire and texan accent but apparently not
September 5, 2026 at 1:52 AM
well it got me wrong, I’m from yorkshire in england (arctic monkeys if you don’t know what that sounds like)
weird that it would peg me as new jersey though, I always thought there was a lot of similarities between a yorkshire and texan accent but apparently not
weird that it would peg me as new jersey though, I always thought there was a lot of similarities between a yorkshire and texan accent but apparently not
I’m yet to buy a ps5, but I already know it’ll be the last console I ever do when I finally get round to it
the concept of a home arcade is something from the y2k era, it’s just outdated to restrict yourself so much when the internet exists and basically everyone has multiple PCs at home
the concept of a home arcade is something from the y2k era, it’s just outdated to restrict yourself so much when the internet exists and basically everyone has multiple PCs at home
September 1, 2026 at 2:28 PM
I’m yet to buy a ps5, but I already know it’ll be the last console I ever do when I finally get round to it
the concept of a home arcade is something from the y2k era, it’s just outdated to restrict yourself so much when the internet exists and basically everyone has multiple PCs at home
the concept of a home arcade is something from the y2k era, it’s just outdated to restrict yourself so much when the internet exists and basically everyone has multiple PCs at home
as long as he leaves it violently I don’t mind
September 1, 2026 at 12:15 PM
as long as he leaves it violently I don’t mind
whilst I’m no fan of obama, he is at least a man
August 31, 2026 at 11:25 PM
whilst I’m no fan of obama, he is at least a man
she wanted to make sure nobody else would ever be hungria
August 28, 2026 at 7:31 PM
she wanted to make sure nobody else would ever be hungria
can’t help but notice both of these attempted renamings have been changing native american names into the name imposed on the continent by europeans
August 28, 2026 at 12:56 PM
can’t help but notice both of these attempted renamings have been changing native american names into the name imposed on the continent by europeans
they killed her you mean
August 19, 2026 at 5:37 PM
they killed her you mean
if we managed during a pandemic we can manage now
August 18, 2026 at 9:50 PM
if we managed during a pandemic we can manage now
i’d rather be dead
August 17, 2026 at 10:30 PM
i’d rather be dead
I want the coach hit with a cruise missile
August 16, 2026 at 6:37 AM
I want the coach hit with a cruise missile
I can’t believe the guy who’s press secretary spent her entire time using them as props to insult and discredit also doesn’t value their lives
August 16, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I can’t believe the guy who’s press secretary spent her entire time using them as props to insult and discredit also doesn’t value their lives
american elections are choosing between a shit sandwich, and having everyone you love beaten to death with hammers
August 16, 2026 at 2:31 AM
american elections are choosing between a shit sandwich, and having everyone you love beaten to death with hammers
when are you going to start honestly reporting about climate change?
August 14, 2026 at 1:19 AM
when are you going to start honestly reporting about climate change?
my wedding playlist will be entirely 70s prog rock as to not spoil the woodland vibe
August 4, 2026 at 1:57 PM
my wedding playlist will be entirely 70s prog rock as to not spoil the woodland vibe
deliberate sabotage to push their racist and transphobic narratives about the casting
July 27, 2026 at 10:38 AM
deliberate sabotage to push their racist and transphobic narratives about the casting