The Archivist
@librarianseth.bsky.social
Operator of The Archivist's Pen, a blog, and writer of occasional pieces of fiction. Mostly I just share stupid opinions
The beautiful Australian Muscle Flower...... wait, that sounds sexual..... eh, my intent is more important. Wishing you both a long and happy marriage for years to come.
October 8, 2026 at 1:25 PM
The beautiful Australian Muscle Flower...... wait, that sounds sexual..... eh, my intent is more important. Wishing you both a long and happy marriage for years to come.
Just remember, the standards for old people are so low that as long as you're mildly pleasant you'll still be our favorite
August 12, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Just remember, the standards for old people are so low that as long as you're mildly pleasant you'll still be our favorite
I still prefer to do things old school: hardwarestudios.co/product/anky...
Ankylo Mobile Mechasaur Rocket Launcher Platform
Ankylo Mobile Mechasaur Rocket Launcher Platform STL Scaled for BT and 10mm prints
hardwarestudios.co
August 12, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I still prefer to do things old school: hardwarestudios.co/product/anky...
I take a break from social media to have a new hip put in, and next thing I know the asexual couple has a baby. How did that happen
April 8, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I take a break from social media to have a new hip put in, and next thing I know the asexual couple has a baby. How did that happen
That's how you get an X-Man
September 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
That's how you get an X-Man
I forgot you used metric, and I was very scared of the impending ice storm attacking the UK for a moment. Stay cool, you awesome person
July 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I forgot you used metric, and I was very scared of the impending ice storm attacking the UK for a moment. Stay cool, you awesome person
Justice was done.
May 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Justice was done.
I always liked the one with an ankylosaur in it, even though it makes no sense.
May 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I always liked the one with an ankylosaur in it, even though it makes no sense.
It's like if we could kill off MLM or Games as a service in the cradle. While it's still weak, kick it in the teeth!
May 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
It's like if we could kill off MLM or Games as a service in the cradle. While it's still weak, kick it in the teeth!
It's the smile that makes it worse. The noodle-arms aren't that bad
April 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
It's the smile that makes it worse. The noodle-arms aren't that bad
I mean, I think we'd be stuck with stupid whether or not the old conservative in charge had a penis or not...
April 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I mean, I think we'd be stuck with stupid whether or not the old conservative in charge had a penis or not...
An unexpected journey, one might say?
March 31, 2025 at 1:10 PM
An unexpected journey, one might say?
For you to use, since they don't have thumbs. It's a bonding activity
March 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
For you to use, since they don't have thumbs. It's a bonding activity
Looks like a hovercraft from this angle
March 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Looks like a hovercraft from this angle
The multilingual tsundere is not something I expected to see when I first used the owl app.
March 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The multilingual tsundere is not something I expected to see when I first used the owl app.
The magic was inside us all along... specifically, working to keep our livers from imploding
March 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The magic was inside us all along... specifically, working to keep our livers from imploding
Try and play Transformers: Devestation?
February 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Try and play Transformers: Devestation?
Might I suggest having Snipe guest star in one episode to drive up viewership? Try to have her review Thunderhowl or Weirdwolf so you can cash in on her HtP voice acting cred.
February 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Might I suggest having Snipe guest star in one episode to drive up viewership? Try to have her review Thunderhowl or Weirdwolf so you can cash in on her HtP voice acting cred.
Like a little hairy baby
January 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Like a little hairy baby
Video tour is required
January 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Video tour is required
Well there goes my calendar
December 23, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Well there goes my calendar