Lieutenant Dan
@lieutenantdan31.bsky.social
32 years old. Boy Mom💙 bachelors in Medical Humanities in progress 👩🏾⚕️future PA ✨ swiftie✨
Now why the fuck would you move your 5 loud ass kids, yourself and your bum ass husband & cats ABOVE us instead of staying on a bottom unit? Making noise all fucking day it’s our last week here until we’re in Seattle permanently since I’ve had to go back & forth but omg
May 26, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Now why the fuck would you move your 5 loud ass kids, yourself and your bum ass husband & cats ABOVE us instead of staying on a bottom unit? Making noise all fucking day it’s our last week here until we’re in Seattle permanently since I’ve had to go back & forth but omg
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Background checks ain't that wild for women to do cause niggas be omitting shit completely
May 26, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Background checks ain't that wild for women to do cause niggas be omitting shit completely
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Jeepers Creepers 2 is 🔥. idc what anyone says.
Mark Ruffalo and Olivia Wilde at Rally
ALT: Mark Ruffalo and Olivia Wilde at Rally
static.klipy.com
May 26, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Jeepers Creepers 2 is 🔥. idc what anyone says.
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Baby daddies hate to see me coming. Because no actually I don’t care if that girl took your $200 and got her hair done after she used her own $200 on your baby until your child support came. I actually don’t give a fuck at all lmaoo
May 25, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Baby daddies hate to see me coming. Because no actually I don’t care if that girl took your $200 and got her hair done after she used her own $200 on your baby until your child support came. I actually don’t give a fuck at all lmaoo
I’m a HUGE Stephen King fan and he filmed my favorite movie Rose Red at Thornewood castle about 35 minutes away from Seattle. So naturally, I had to stay there what an EXPERIENCE! Been obsessed with exploring this castle since I was a kid & saw the movie lol
May 26, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I’m a HUGE Stephen King fan and he filmed my favorite movie Rose Red at Thornewood castle about 35 minutes away from Seattle. So naturally, I had to stay there what an EXPERIENCE! Been obsessed with exploring this castle since I was a kid & saw the movie lol
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Me when I’m ovulating
Time for some raw
May 26, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Me when I’m ovulating
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"We found 222 compromised passwords"
No you didn't you found 1 password that was compromised 222 times
No you didn't you found 1 password that was compromised 222 times
May 26, 2026 at 6:21 PM
"We found 222 compromised passwords"
No you didn't you found 1 password that was compromised 222 times
No you didn't you found 1 password that was compromised 222 times
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people who pretend that parenting is some easy magical feat that just happens have never actually been around children lmao
May 17, 2026 at 5:48 PM
people who pretend that parenting is some easy magical feat that just happens have never actually been around children lmao
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Yesterday we gave a friend a freezer-full of venison.
Today a neighbor brought us a homemade chocolate meringue pie fresh from the oven.
Tomorrow I am giving another friend a bunch of chicken manure for her garden.
I love small town life.
Today a neighbor brought us a homemade chocolate meringue pie fresh from the oven.
Tomorrow I am giving another friend a bunch of chicken manure for her garden.
I love small town life.
May 18, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Yesterday we gave a friend a freezer-full of venison.
Today a neighbor brought us a homemade chocolate meringue pie fresh from the oven.
Tomorrow I am giving another friend a bunch of chicken manure for her garden.
I love small town life.
Today a neighbor brought us a homemade chocolate meringue pie fresh from the oven.
Tomorrow I am giving another friend a bunch of chicken manure for her garden.
I love small town life.
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Anderson Cooper's last segment on 60 mins.
We are witnessing the death of a network. CBS.
The last to go Stephen Colbert.
We are witnessing the death of a network. CBS.
The last to go Stephen Colbert.
May 18, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Anderson Cooper's last segment on 60 mins.
We are witnessing the death of a network. CBS.
The last to go Stephen Colbert.
We are witnessing the death of a network. CBS.
The last to go Stephen Colbert.
How beautiful you are rose red 🌹
May 18, 2026 at 4:47 AM
How beautiful you are rose red 🌹
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A Vampire in Gary
May 17, 2026 at 11:43 PM
A Vampire in Gary
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When I'm down bad financially, mentally, or physically I completely check out. Until I get myself right i don't have the capacity to engage with folks & be a "present" friend. I have shit to sort out. I express that to my close friends as well. They understand.
May 6, 2026 at 8:33 PM
When I'm down bad financially, mentally, or physically I completely check out. Until I get myself right i don't have the capacity to engage with folks & be a "present" friend. I have shit to sort out. I express that to my close friends as well. They understand.
Got a VIP ticket to Coachella next year 😎
May 7, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Got a VIP ticket to Coachella next year 😎
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Idk. Y’all be openly admitting to eating boy booty. I don’t think y’all should be shaming a foot fetish.
April 15, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Idk. Y’all be openly admitting to eating boy booty. I don’t think y’all should be shaming a foot fetish.
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Finally got around to seeing Sinners. I don’t really interact with modern movies all that much and all I can say is… that every journalist who tried to take something away from the success this film has enjoyed has never been followed around a department store. What a film.
April 4, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Finally got around to seeing Sinners. I don’t really interact with modern movies all that much and all I can say is… that every journalist who tried to take something away from the success this film has enjoyed has never been followed around a department store. What a film.
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Here’s a thought - if someone is proud enough of the food they cooked or the thing they made to take a picture and put it on here just either say something enthusiastic and kind or say nothing.
April 4, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Here’s a thought - if someone is proud enough of the food they cooked or the thing they made to take a picture and put it on here just either say something enthusiastic and kind or say nothing.
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I love when couples have cute, red string stories about how they met. I think that’s why I’m against dating apps. The stories start so generic. Most couples don’t have romantic stories about how they met anymore
April 4, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I love when couples have cute, red string stories about how they met. I think that’s why I’m against dating apps. The stories start so generic. Most couples don’t have romantic stories about how they met anymore
Finally accomplished my dream and moved us to Seattle! Had to get me & my son out of fuck ass Texas and have an amazing job here 🥰
April 5, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Finally accomplished my dream and moved us to Seattle! Had to get me & my son out of fuck ass Texas and have an amazing job here 🥰
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Andddddd sometimes when you’re trying to get yourself together, you’re gonna have to go without. Just for a little bit.
So this has been on my spirit and it’s probably an unpopular opinion….but I don’t know man….sometimes, you might have to get a part-time job
April 5, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Andddddd sometimes when you’re trying to get yourself together, you’re gonna have to go without. Just for a little bit.
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regret is a shitty feeling.
April 5, 2026 at 1:25 AM
regret is a shitty feeling.
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Everything in this thread is likely to kill you.
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March 12, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Everything in this thread is likely to kill you.
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Old Black men really be Trumpers on the low and on the high.
March 12, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Old Black men really be Trumpers on the low and on the high.
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Me watching shit go down on the skyline:
Khawi funny af he said “ay a fight” lmfaooo
March 12, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Me watching shit go down on the skyline:
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I’m so pissed off with my son I had to leave the house cause this bitch ain’t big enough for us to be breathing the same air rn
March 12, 2026 at 5:55 AM
I’m so pissed off with my son I had to leave the house cause this bitch ain’t big enough for us to be breathing the same air rn