1# Maikel fan [MAIKEL UPDATES]
@lightbluejellyb.bsky.social
deathly ill and messed up
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dni if you arent maikel.
if you jerk off to every sad song you know does it end sadness?
May 26, 2026 at 3:23 AM
if you jerk off to every sad song you know does it end sadness?
i will never use a shredder i will simply eat all my important doccuments so no one ever gets them
May 15, 2026 at 12:17 AM
i will never use a shredder i will simply eat all my important doccuments so no one ever gets them
also im hust really thinking about how in psychosis i thoight i was worse than hitler last week like
May 10, 2026 at 4:51 AM
also im hust really thinking about how in psychosis i thoight i was worse than hitler last week like
i have the worst migraine ever and if eating 2 flat sammiches fixes me then adhd meds are EVIL
May 10, 2026 at 4:51 AM
i have the worst migraine ever and if eating 2 flat sammiches fixes me then adhd meds are EVIL
i love joost i kinda wish my hand wasnt entirely disabled for the concert tho
April 28, 2026 at 7:10 PM
i love joost i kinda wish my hand wasnt entirely disabled for the concert tho
i wish i was incredibly thin so i could have a breakdown and cut my hair all janky short and it would look good
April 24, 2026 at 7:09 AM
i wish i was incredibly thin so i could have a breakdown and cut my hair all janky short and it would look good
river keeps jumping on my arm and im scared that if he scratches me too bad itll bring attention to my scars that no one ever knew about and that will freak my mom out
April 22, 2026 at 5:43 PM
river keeps jumping on my arm and im scared that if he scratches me too bad itll bring attention to my scars that no one ever knew about and that will freak my mom out
nothing lined up for the next week ive decided to go into my #depressive era
April 20, 2026 at 4:28 AM
nothing lined up for the next week ive decided to go into my #depressive era
fuck man i just messed myself up oh my god
April 11, 2026 at 5:11 AM
fuck man i just messed myself up oh my god
i think i need to distance myself from the hedgehog
April 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
i think i need to distance myself from the hedgehog
dude they made muted words actually work on twitter now im trying to find low cal snacks for a GENUINE reason i just know theu know best but i cant SEE and of them
March 26, 2026 at 6:21 AM
dude they made muted words actually work on twitter now im trying to find low cal snacks for a GENUINE reason i just know theu know best but i cant SEE and of them
if i got sand in my ears as a cat i dont think i could go on
March 12, 2026 at 4:33 AM
if i got sand in my ears as a cat i dont think i could go on
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being depressed when showered is wild like i look fine as hell why am i acting like this
March 6, 2026 at 2:45 AM
being depressed when showered is wild like i look fine as hell why am i acting like this
but i literally have to do it in order to find out whats wrong with me
February 26, 2026 at 1:26 AM
but i literally have to do it in order to find out whats wrong with me
no one understands how TERRIFYING it is that i have to expect my period at any giben time in the next few weeks i dont know how to do this anymore
February 26, 2026 at 1:25 AM
no one understands how TERRIFYING it is that i have to expect my period at any giben time in the next few weeks i dont know how to do this anymore
sometimes i dont understand why i was doing so badly at certain times in my life but days like this im like ok yeah justified as hell
February 23, 2026 at 11:36 PM
sometimes i dont understand why i was doing so badly at certain times in my life but days like this im like ok yeah justified as hell
ignoring someone you arent supposed to talk to is hard cus like when they send me reels i instinctively want the notification out of the way i want it gone i want to open the reel you sent hust so theres no dot
February 18, 2026 at 11:44 PM
ignoring someone you arent supposed to talk to is hard cus like when they send me reels i instinctively want the notification out of the way i want it gone i want to open the reel you sent hust so theres no dot
genuinely think something is wrong w me and alcohol cus how do i have 2 drinks AND take my pill and im this messed up over it
February 18, 2026 at 7:33 AM
genuinely think something is wrong w me and alcohol cus how do i have 2 drinks AND take my pill and im this messed up over it
i feel so deeply for nia
February 18, 2026 at 4:20 AM
i feel so deeply for nia
i cant beleive that out of every sport to cheat in we picked curling like how lame
February 16, 2026 at 11:11 PM
i cant beleive that out of every sport to cheat in we picked curling like how lame
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someone posted "i love gay people happy v day" and then his next post was "and straights i love you too" and i almost liked it being like aww thanks
February 15, 2026 at 3:56 AM
someone posted "i love gay people happy v day" and then his next post was "and straights i love you too" and i almost liked it being like aww thanks
oh my god i am suddenly dying of mystery illness again what is happening to me
February 12, 2026 at 4:53 AM
oh my god i am suddenly dying of mystery illness again what is happening to me
maybe the funniesf thing ive ever heard in my life oh my god
February 6, 2026 at 11:24 PM
maybe the funniesf thing ive ever heard in my life oh my god