Liian Varus
@liianvarus.bsky.social
Hi. I'm Liian Varus. The scavenger of shiny things, the harbinger of doomy things, and sometimes, when I’m feeling cute enough, the author of booky things.
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Liian Varus
@liianvarus.bsky.social
· Jun 25
When you think you've written the hottest sex scene ever in literature, only to find out you've done the complete opposite:
Romance Is Like That
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Romance Is Like That
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September 6, 2026 at 11:59 PM
August 31, 2026 at 6:20 PM
August 24, 2026 at 11:02 PM
August 24, 2026 at 6:56 PM
POV: You're an author who struggles to sell a $14 book, but has no issues selling a $12 letter.
Either I'm doing something extremely wrong or something extremely right.
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Either I'm doing something extremely wrong or something extremely right.
#WritingCommunity #WriterLife
August 23, 2026 at 12:42 AM
POV: You're an author who struggles to sell a $14 book, but has no issues selling a $12 letter.
Either I'm doing something extremely wrong or something extremely right.
#WritingCommunity #WriterLife
Either I'm doing something extremely wrong or something extremely right.
#WritingCommunity #WriterLife
August 21, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I have free Audible codes for my book Romance Is Like That. If you want one, let me know and I'll send it to you. I swear it's a real romance.
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August 17, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I have free Audible codes for my book Romance Is Like That. If you want one, let me know and I'll send it to you. I swear it's a real romance.
#BookSky #RomanceBooks #WritingCommunity
#BookSky #RomanceBooks #WritingCommunity
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I hate hearing a cover of a song that sounds like they traced over the original 30 years later.
August 16, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I hate hearing a cover of a song that sounds like they traced over the original 30 years later.
I approve this cawnfession.
bless me father for i have sinned: i read the news and then whispered terrible, terrible things to my murder of crows
August 15, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I approve this cawnfession.
I'm at the point in my life where I've come to terms being one skin tag closer to resembling a potato, sprouting all alone in the bottom of a plastic bag.
August 15, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I'm at the point in my life where I've come to terms being one skin tag closer to resembling a potato, sprouting all alone in the bottom of a plastic bag.
Dear women of Earth, instead of saying, "You have a tiny penis." after sex, could you say, "I felt it on a molecular level."? It will still get your point across, but at least it sounds like a compliment.
Thank you for considering sparing the last remaining remnants of my self-esteem.
Thank you for considering sparing the last remaining remnants of my self-esteem.
August 15, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Dear women of Earth, instead of saying, "You have a tiny penis." after sex, could you say, "I felt it on a molecular level."? It will still get your point across, but at least it sounds like a compliment.
Thank you for considering sparing the last remaining remnants of my self-esteem.
Thank you for considering sparing the last remaining remnants of my self-esteem.
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As a kid I never imagined I’d be richer than my dad, older than Batman, and smarter than the President.
February 16, 2026 at 1:47 AM
As a kid I never imagined I’d be richer than my dad, older than Batman, and smarter than the President.
When someone tells you to be yourself they're not lying. They just want you to do it somewhere else, somewhere far away from them.
August 15, 2026 at 2:01 PM
When someone tells you to be yourself they're not lying. They just want you to do it somewhere else, somewhere far away from them.
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I wonder if my soulmate thinks about me as much as I think about arson.
April 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I wonder if my soulmate thinks about me as much as I think about arson.
"You've got to be shittin' me!"
-Digested food. Probably.
-Digested food. Probably.
August 15, 2026 at 1:51 PM
"You've got to be shittin' me!"
-Digested food. Probably.
-Digested food. Probably.
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Not now sweetie mommy has to eviscerate boomer divorcees online
August 14, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Not now sweetie mommy has to eviscerate boomer divorcees online
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celebrating the achievement of surviving another week of this questionable existence
August 14, 2026 at 7:05 AM
celebrating the achievement of surviving another week of this questionable existence
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After a lot of soul-searching, the best thing I came up with was some Fatboy Slim lyrics
August 14, 2026 at 11:57 AM
After a lot of soul-searching, the best thing I came up with was some Fatboy Slim lyrics
Depressed? Cool. Me too. Want to compare notes? Great. Oh, To Be Human is filled with ultra sad #poetry and is free to download until August 16th. Follow me and let's be miserable together.
Pst... I'm flirting.
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Pst... I'm flirting.
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#PoetryCommunity #WritingCommunity #Kindle
August 15, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Depressed? Cool. Me too. Want to compare notes? Great. Oh, To Be Human is filled with ultra sad #poetry and is free to download until August 16th. Follow me and let's be miserable together.
Pst... I'm flirting.
a.co/d/01i4tzA4
#PoetryCommunity #WritingCommunity #Kindle
Pst... I'm flirting.
a.co/d/01i4tzA4
#PoetryCommunity #WritingCommunity #Kindle
Came across a Reddit post that shared a detailed AI prompt to create a book like mine.
I've got 2 questions:
1. Should I be concerned?
2. Does this mean I've finally made it as an author? 😆
Here's the link to the prompt if anyone is curious.
www.redquill.net/component/hw...
#WritingCommunity
I've got 2 questions:
1. Should I be concerned?
2. Does this mean I've finally made it as an author? 😆
Here's the link to the prompt if anyone is curious.
www.redquill.net/component/hw...
#WritingCommunity
August 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Came across a Reddit post that shared a detailed AI prompt to create a book like mine.
I've got 2 questions:
1. Should I be concerned?
2. Does this mean I've finally made it as an author? 😆
Here's the link to the prompt if anyone is curious.
www.redquill.net/component/hw...
#WritingCommunity
I've got 2 questions:
1. Should I be concerned?
2. Does this mean I've finally made it as an author? 😆
Here's the link to the prompt if anyone is curious.
www.redquill.net/component/hw...
#WritingCommunity
August 3, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Me: *in a seductive voice* "I'm so vulnerable right now."
Man with a knife: "The fuck?"
Man with a knife: "The fuck?"
August 1, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Me: *in a seductive voice* "I'm so vulnerable right now."
Man with a knife: "The fuck?"
Man with a knife: "The fuck?"
Technically, getting railed from behind can be considered a backstory.
July 31, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Technically, getting railed from behind can be considered a backstory.
People who managed to make it to chapter ten, and finally reach the sex scene in Romance Is Like That are the real heroes.
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July 27, 2026 at 8:25 PM
People who managed to make it to chapter ten, and finally reach the sex scene in Romance Is Like That are the real heroes.
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#BookSky #RomanceBooks
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#BookSky #RomanceBooks