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"The wrong girls" is a silly girl weedhead buddy comedy where Kristen Stewart and cousin maaybe from arrested development are pot heads and do a new squid testicle based drug that gives them telepathy with each other and their cats(voiced by Seth rogen and Kumail Nanjanni).

Pulchritude means beautiful, and I like that it's a false cognate for putrid. Putrid Pulchritude is a fun phrase, you can think about it all day, it's got alliteration, the aforementioned false cognate-ness and it's free.

The real gateway drug is trauma