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This guy who assaulted a sitting member of Congress got 28 years and 10 months less jail time than a Texas resident who transported a box of zines that contained constitutionally protected content opposing ICE
reason.com/2026/06/25/t...
reason.com/2026/06/25/t...
September 18, 2026 at 1:02 AM
This guy who assaulted a sitting member of Congress got 28 years and 10 months less jail time than a Texas resident who transported a box of zines that contained constitutionally protected content opposing ICE
reason.com/2026/06/25/t...
reason.com/2026/06/25/t...
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September 17, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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Literally the two dumbest motherfuckers I’ve EVER heard of are the richest guy in the world and the President, but my smart and cool friends doubt themselves every day.
Your insecurities are fake. Your hang-ups are fake. Your limitations are fake. Go do whatever you want I promise it’s possible.
Your insecurities are fake. Your hang-ups are fake. Your limitations are fake. Go do whatever you want I promise it’s possible.
September 17, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Literally the two dumbest motherfuckers I’ve EVER heard of are the richest guy in the world and the President, but my smart and cool friends doubt themselves every day.
Your insecurities are fake. Your hang-ups are fake. Your limitations are fake. Go do whatever you want I promise it’s possible.
Your insecurities are fake. Your hang-ups are fake. Your limitations are fake. Go do whatever you want I promise it’s possible.
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"Yes, care about the real kids who really die because of the bullshit I told their incredibly gullible parents. But what about the imaginary kids I made up? Don't they deserve sympathy for their non-existent injuries, too?"
RFK Jr: "We care about every child who dies from measles. They get headlines. We should care about the children who are dying or suffering or being injured by vaccine injuries."
September 17, 2026 at 7:32 PM
"Yes, care about the real kids who really die because of the bullshit I told their incredibly gullible parents. But what about the imaginary kids I made up? Don't they deserve sympathy for their non-existent injuries, too?"
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OMFG
WOMEN: IT'S OK TO AGE AND GAIN WEIGHT
COMPLIANCE WITH FASCISM WON'T LET YOU LIVE LONGER OR BE HAPPIER
FUCK ALL THE SYSTEMS THAT WANT YOU TO HARM YOURSELF FOR THEIR APPROVAL
(this psa brought to you by *the emmys*)
WOMEN: IT'S OK TO AGE AND GAIN WEIGHT
COMPLIANCE WITH FASCISM WON'T LET YOU LIVE LONGER OR BE HAPPIER
FUCK ALL THE SYSTEMS THAT WANT YOU TO HARM YOURSELF FOR THEIR APPROVAL
(this psa brought to you by *the emmys*)
September 15, 2026 at 3:46 AM
OMFG
WOMEN: IT'S OK TO AGE AND GAIN WEIGHT
COMPLIANCE WITH FASCISM WON'T LET YOU LIVE LONGER OR BE HAPPIER
FUCK ALL THE SYSTEMS THAT WANT YOU TO HARM YOURSELF FOR THEIR APPROVAL
(this psa brought to you by *the emmys*)
WOMEN: IT'S OK TO AGE AND GAIN WEIGHT
COMPLIANCE WITH FASCISM WON'T LET YOU LIVE LONGER OR BE HAPPIER
FUCK ALL THE SYSTEMS THAT WANT YOU TO HARM YOURSELF FOR THEIR APPROVAL
(this psa brought to you by *the emmys*)
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all life is sacred
except for the god damn mother fucking piece of shit mosquito
except for the god damn mother fucking piece of shit mosquito
September 12, 2026 at 5:16 PM
all life is sacred
except for the god damn mother fucking piece of shit mosquito
except for the god damn mother fucking piece of shit mosquito
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25 years later and The Onion’s ParentCorner 9/11 explainer from immediately after the attack is a better understanding of the threat environment than the one produced by the U.S. government.
September 11, 2026 at 6:57 PM
25 years later and The Onion’s ParentCorner 9/11 explainer from immediately after the attack is a better understanding of the threat environment than the one produced by the U.S. government.
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may we honor the memories of everyone killed in 9/11,
who died as a result of rescue efforts, either immediately or because of the environmental impact,
of everyone bombed and killed in US "retaliation",
and of everyone tortured, surveilled and harmed in the vile Islamophobic aftermath
who died as a result of rescue efforts, either immediately or because of the environmental impact,
of everyone bombed and killed in US "retaliation",
and of everyone tortured, surveilled and harmed in the vile Islamophobic aftermath
September 11, 2026 at 8:03 PM
may we honor the memories of everyone killed in 9/11,
who died as a result of rescue efforts, either immediately or because of the environmental impact,
of everyone bombed and killed in US "retaliation",
and of everyone tortured, surveilled and harmed in the vile Islamophobic aftermath
who died as a result of rescue efforts, either immediately or because of the environmental impact,
of everyone bombed and killed in US "retaliation",
and of everyone tortured, surveilled and harmed in the vile Islamophobic aftermath
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I'm a white Arab American. Most ppl would never know that's my background by looking at me. The day after 9/11, family friends, who did not know, where at the house and openly talking about how all Arabs and Muslims in the US should be rounded up into camps. I was 12 years old. We were never united.
This is the "Charlie Brown had hoes" of the center now.
You didn't experience this. It didn't happen. This wasn't real.
You didn't experience this. It didn't happen. This wasn't real.
But that feeling of a shared bond among all Americans in the early weeks after the attack is something I’m so glad I got to experience. Because it’s the thing that I think we’re missing the most today.
September 11, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I'm a white Arab American. Most ppl would never know that's my background by looking at me. The day after 9/11, family friends, who did not know, where at the house and openly talking about how all Arabs and Muslims in the US should be rounded up into camps. I was 12 years old. We were never united.
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So the GOP is celebrating a guy who created a darknet marketplace for heroin and meth, and put out multiple muder-for-hire contacts to conceal his crimes.
LMAO this guy is being featured at Trumpapalooza because Trump pardoned him
September 11, 2026 at 3:12 AM
So the GOP is celebrating a guy who created a darknet marketplace for heroin and meth, and put out multiple muder-for-hire contacts to conceal his crimes.
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big news from your hometown, that guy from high school who said the pyramids were alien batteries is homeschooling his kids now
September 10, 2026 at 10:31 PM
big news from your hometown, that guy from high school who said the pyramids were alien batteries is homeschooling his kids now
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👀
HEY HO
HEY HO
I'm not going to reveal the Madison maps cover (June '27!) until Chicago bluesky pays more respect
Chicago in 50 Maps
By Daniel Block & Andrea Craft April 6, 2027 This is a pre-order. Copies will ship in April 2027. Creative, colorful, original new maps of Chicago from local cartographers. For Chicagoans new and ...
beltpublishing.com
September 10, 2026 at 8:02 PM
👀
HEY HO
HEY HO
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They can’t be stupid enough to fall for the $5000 thing can they?
Oh.
Oh.
September 10, 2026 at 2:37 PM
They can’t be stupid enough to fall for the $5000 thing can they?
Oh.
Oh.
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sorry folks you can't rely on fossil fuels anymore because President Dipshit is fucking up your supply chains for no reason, better get on those renewables
September 9, 2026 at 4:21 PM
sorry folks you can't rely on fossil fuels anymore because President Dipshit is fucking up your supply chains for no reason, better get on those renewables
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AI BRO - “The tech future is coming! The godmachine is inevitable!!”
<me, casually walking over to the wall socket>
AI BRO - “The singularity is nigh!!! You don’t understand how powerful these models are!!!!”
<me, slowly bending down>
AI BRO - “IT WILL KILL US ALL!!!!!”
<me, unplugging it>
<me, casually walking over to the wall socket>
AI BRO - “The singularity is nigh!!! You don’t understand how powerful these models are!!!!”
<me, slowly bending down>
AI BRO - “IT WILL KILL US ALL!!!!!”
<me, unplugging it>
September 9, 2026 at 3:30 AM
AI BRO - “The tech future is coming! The godmachine is inevitable!!”
<me, casually walking over to the wall socket>
AI BRO - “The singularity is nigh!!! You don’t understand how powerful these models are!!!!”
<me, slowly bending down>
AI BRO - “IT WILL KILL US ALL!!!!!”
<me, unplugging it>
<me, casually walking over to the wall socket>
AI BRO - “The singularity is nigh!!! You don’t understand how powerful these models are!!!!”
<me, slowly bending down>
AI BRO - “IT WILL KILL US ALL!!!!!”
<me, unplugging it>
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it's basically impossible to not be a huge asshole, personally, if you work in republican politics
Senator Roger Marshall is up for re-election (gift link)
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/08/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/08/u...
September 8, 2026 at 3:22 PM
it's basically impossible to not be a huge asshole, personally, if you work in republican politics
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September 7, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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(NBC News) — It is now the least rewarding time to be a worker in the U.S. economy since the government started keeping track.
@nbcnews.com
www.nbcnews.com/business/eco...
@nbcnews.com
www.nbcnews.com/business/eco...
September 7, 2026 at 3:38 PM
(NBC News) — It is now the least rewarding time to be a worker in the U.S. economy since the government started keeping track.
@nbcnews.com
www.nbcnews.com/business/eco...
@nbcnews.com
www.nbcnews.com/business/eco...
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Possibly the most American news of all time
Prison inmates donate more than $4,000 to pay children's school lunch debt
Residents at the prison contributed $3,810 of their own money, while Kansas Department of Corrections employees added another $457.
local12.com
September 7, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Possibly the most American news of all time
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When Donald knew there was no real threat to his life, he preened for photographers, yelled “Fight, fight, fight!” and didn’t care if a fireman died.
When Donald knew there was a real threat to his life, he hid in a catering truck and didn’t care if his staff died in the decoy plane.
When Donald knew there was a real threat to his life, he hid in a catering truck and didn’t care if his staff died in the decoy plane.
September 5, 2026 at 2:03 PM
When Donald knew there was no real threat to his life, he preened for photographers, yelled “Fight, fight, fight!” and didn’t care if a fireman died.
When Donald knew there was a real threat to his life, he hid in a catering truck and didn’t care if his staff died in the decoy plane.
When Donald knew there was a real threat to his life, he hid in a catering truck and didn’t care if his staff died in the decoy plane.
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YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
September 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
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Inside Of Light Fixture Everything Moth Dreamed And More https://theonion.com/inside-of-light-fixture-everything-moth-dreamed-and-more/
September 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Inside Of Light Fixture Everything Moth Dreamed And More https://theonion.com/inside-of-light-fixture-everything-moth-dreamed-and-more/
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Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her “want” as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing “want” all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism.
August 31, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her “want” as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing “want” all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism.