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Honk shoo honk shoo
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DAMB IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
October 13, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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October 12, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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October 11, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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Clare Turlay Newberry (1903-1970): Cat Napping, before 1940
October 8, 2026 at 6:53 PM
gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
October 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
She rules
October 6, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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October 6, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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October 4, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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October 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Recommended Skyrim to a younger Gen Z coworker, and when he looked it up he said it “looked like a game a redditor would play.”
October 2, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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September 30, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I have decided to be good. I will be spreading positivity henceforth
September 30, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7

But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME.
September 30, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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Maxine Waters please finish the job
September 29, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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Epigenetic clocks like PhenoAge and GrimAge reveal that severe housing insecurity accelerates DNA methylation aging by 5 to 15 years beyond calendar age. Residential deprivation alters cellular repair. Educate your community: housing security slows biological aging. #SocialHousing
#HousingJustice​
September 29, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Me and some coworkers were sitting around doing the NYT crossword, admin-y person comes by and is like “Why don’t y’all solve it with AI : )”. We looked at each other bug-eyed because the point is it is a puzzle. She takes a pic of the crossword and GPT spits out wrong answers for the whole thing.
September 28, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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the "iced coffee at a job interview" discussion is obviously stupid but also a great representation of the fact that every single HR person/recruiter has their own different made up rules for candidates and all of them think they are absolutely correct
September 26, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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The parade of interesting sunrises continues on the Seattle water front.
September 25, 2026 at 2:24 PM
One time I went over to this girl’s place and we ended up making out on her couch. I didn’t want to push for anything so I asked her if I could watch her play video games. She whispered in my ear “I have waited 25 years… For a man to say those words to me.” Most romantic thing anyone ever said to me
September 25, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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A Mississippi wildlife rescue gives abandoned and injured baby raccoons their best chance of survival through a program they call "raccoon boot camp."
A raccoon boot camp in Mississippi teaches abandoned kits survival skills
A Mississippi wildlife rescue gives abandoned and injured baby raccoons their best chance of survival through a program they call “raccoon boot camp.”
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September 22, 2026 at 12:00 AM
日本人のともだちがいません、誰か友達になってくれませんか :)?
September 22, 2026 at 1:53 AM
There’s a point where muscle soreness from working out transitions from agony to feeling kinda good, and I’m at that point
September 21, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Yeah… I’m thinkin it’s time for breakfast (white monster energy drink and vending machine pastry)
September 21, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Man, 35, discovers the healing power of doing drugs in the woods.
September 19, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I need someone to pull me apart until my back pops just right
September 14, 2026 at 3:56 PM