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Ruth
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Snark. Books. TV. All of the Sports. Yarn. Embroidery Thread. Birds. Perpetually exhausted. Bob’s Burgers Buff. One-time Jeopardy! loser 🇬🇧🤘🏽
The toe placement holy shit
September 10, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Pablo Torre is just an absolute phenom.
September 2, 2026 at 8:52 PM
We got a drone delivery today! It was loud, kind of terrifying and dropped the package in the wrong yard. (Also, the box in side the delivery box was approximately 1x2x4 inches.)
August 19, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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if spain holds on lamal gets to drown messi in a bathtub it’s only fair
July 19, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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FUCK OFF FERNANDEZ FUCK OFF FOREVER
July 19, 2026 at 9:10 PM
This whole thing should have been Animal and Janice
July 19, 2026 at 8:12 PM
This is a complete shitshow.
July 19, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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KING HENRY V
I tell thee truly, herald,
I know not if the day be ours or no,
For yet a many of your horsemen peer
And gallop o’er the field.

MONTJOY
The day is yours.
July 18, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Love it- an England win and Mbappe now has two on Messi for the boot.
July 18, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Has anyone (politician) been vocal about going to get these people who’ve been deported to third party countries if this country can be wrested from Republican control?
July 15, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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Deschambles
July 14, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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July 6, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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If this isn't about Willy and a gang of pissed off orcas sinking billionaire yachts, I don't want it.
July 10, 2026 at 6:01 PM
This is because I live in this shithole of Texas, yeah?
July 9, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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We’ve entered the period of the evening when I can’t tell whether the “it’s all over now” vagueposts are about Platner, the USMNT or McConnell.
July 7, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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July 6, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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Mexico played a Florida-ass World Cup. Never left the state, lost the first game they played against real competition.
July 6, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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Oh man, putting England and Norway, our palest countries, in Miami in July feels like a cruel prank
July 6, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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Germany running into the Netherlands at the airport
June 30, 2026 at 3:55 AM
When Kid1 and I rushed him to the emergency vet the day we found him in the road, we had to give him a name when they were admitting him. He looked like a drowned baby bat at that point, so we called him Batman.

He has assumed the mantle. (While on the mantel.) #caturday #catsignal
June 27, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Nicely done, Türkiye
June 26, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Had to come to downtown Dallas so the 17 year old could see a concert. Dropped her off and wandered over to a sports bar by the AAC (our NHL/NBA) arena. It was empty when I got there but started to fill with England and Croatia fans just before the Arg/Alg match started.
June 17, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Pass.
June 15, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I love this for Logan Stankoven so much.
June 15, 2026 at 3:06 AM