Ben, who is around
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Caught in the eternal dichotomy: Am I meat popsicle or multipass?
As a person that doesn’t follow volleyball, the terminology seems problematic
October 4, 2026 at 10:57 PM
As a person that doesn’t follow volleyball, the terminology seems problematic
“But check out how much time and money I’m saving by procrastinating on self-care!” **eye twitches violently**
September 30, 2026 at 5:39 PM
“But check out how much time and money I’m saving by procrastinating on self-care!” **eye twitches violently**
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texans, you are going to see this clip once a week and twice on sundays until the election
Ken Paxton: The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well guess what? They served 60 days.
September 28, 2026 at 7:43 PM
texans, you are going to see this clip once a week and twice on sundays until the election
Wet cat food should come with a warning: “Maybe don’t breathe as you’re opening this”
September 28, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Wet cat food should come with a warning: “Maybe don’t breathe as you’re opening this”
That moment when you comprehend “I’m experiencing ego death” but then realize that you just ruined it via that thought.
September 28, 2026 at 3:23 PM
That moment when you comprehend “I’m experiencing ego death” but then realize that you just ruined it via that thought.
The latest in Majuular’s Ultima retrospective clocks in at 4.5 hours, and I enjoyed the entirety of it (across multiple days)
Ultima Online Retrospective | The Last Hurrah
YouTube video by Majuular
youtu.be
September 27, 2026 at 10:52 PM
The latest in Majuular’s Ultima retrospective clocks in at 4.5 hours, and I enjoyed the entirety of it (across multiple days)
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In response to our reporting, Susan Collins has mustered a defense that is full of incorrect and misleading claims.
We’ve reviewed FBI evidence, examined thousands of pages of records and interviewed dozens of people.
Here are the receipts.
We’ve reviewed FBI evidence, examined thousands of pages of records and interviewed dozens of people.
Here are the receipts.
ProPublica Debunks Susan Collins’ Claims About FBI Anti-Corruption Probe
ProPublica revealed that the FBI was circling Sen. Collins over a defense contractor’s donations — until President Trump gutted the unit in charge. Collins has since mustered a defense with a series o...
www.propublica.org
September 26, 2026 at 4:00 PM
In response to our reporting, Susan Collins has mustered a defense that is full of incorrect and misleading claims.
We’ve reviewed FBI evidence, examined thousands of pages of records and interviewed dozens of people.
Here are the receipts.
We’ve reviewed FBI evidence, examined thousands of pages of records and interviewed dozens of people.
Here are the receipts.
The boys were being cute today
September 23, 2026 at 10:38 PM
The boys were being cute today
We got a new mailbox which came with screws, anchors, and offsets for attaching it to a brick wall. There were also zip ties in the box, and we were mystified as to their purpose, so we dug through the instructions.
They’re “only a gift”.
They’re “only a gift”.
September 20, 2026 at 6:33 PM
We got a new mailbox which came with screws, anchors, and offsets for attaching it to a brick wall. There were also zip ties in the box, and we were mystified as to their purpose, so we dug through the instructions.
They’re “only a gift”.
They’re “only a gift”.
I’m lying in my hammock and in the distance, a chainsaw kicks on. Someone starts yelling “No! No! No!”
The chainsaw does not stop, but the yelling does.
#probablyNothing
The chainsaw does not stop, but the yelling does.
#probablyNothing
September 19, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I’m lying in my hammock and in the distance, a chainsaw kicks on. Someone starts yelling “No! No! No!”
The chainsaw does not stop, but the yelling does.
#probablyNothing
The chainsaw does not stop, but the yelling does.
#probablyNothing
If I have four separate tire pressure sensors, why are they all wired up to one problem light?
September 15, 2026 at 9:29 PM
If I have four separate tire pressure sensors, why are they all wired up to one problem light?
“Papa, please tell us more of your fanciful stories about being a ‘hoam onurr’”
September 15, 2026 at 11:03 AM
“Papa, please tell us more of your fanciful stories about being a ‘hoam onurr’”
@apocrypals.bsky.social Archie Christian comics are insane. There is so much going on in this single panel that I feel like it could sustain an entire episode.
September 13, 2026 at 7:39 PM
@apocrypals.bsky.social Archie Christian comics are insane. There is so much going on in this single panel that I feel like it could sustain an entire episode.
“1 (ONE) Corn”
September 12, 2026 at 6:38 PM
“1 (ONE) Corn”
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[WARD CLEAVER MAKES A STERN BUT FATHERLY FACE] “Oh, Black Betty, rambalambajam... Rambalambajam, indeed.”
August 22, 2026 at 7:06 PM
[WARD CLEAVER MAKES A STERN BUT FATHERLY FACE] “Oh, Black Betty, rambalambajam... Rambalambajam, indeed.”
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Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/democratic-socialism-myth-vs-fact/
August 19, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/democratic-socialism-myth-vs-fact/
My YouTube ads continue to be hilariously banal. I have just been advertised “cranes for confined spaces”.
I fear a small engineering firm is stealing my wifi.
I fear a small engineering firm is stealing my wifi.
August 19, 2026 at 3:22 AM
My YouTube ads continue to be hilariously banal. I have just been advertised “cranes for confined spaces”.
I fear a small engineering firm is stealing my wifi.
I fear a small engineering firm is stealing my wifi.
I just got a YouTube ad for tungsten recycling.
The algorithm has developed some really interesting and unexpected ideas about who I am.
The algorithm has developed some really interesting and unexpected ideas about who I am.
August 16, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I just got a YouTube ad for tungsten recycling.
The algorithm has developed some really interesting and unexpected ideas about who I am.
The algorithm has developed some really interesting and unexpected ideas about who I am.
I’ve never been so insulted by a bill
August 7, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I’ve never been so insulted by a bill
I refer to inform you that the car/cat show is cancelled for today.
July 3, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I refer to inform you that the car/cat show is cancelled for today.
It’s a shame that Millie Bobby Brown got Millie Whitney Houston addicted to millie cocaine.
June 22, 2026 at 4:28 PM
It’s a shame that Millie Bobby Brown got Millie Whitney Houston addicted to millie cocaine.
This “DROP OFF ELEVATOR” sounds mildly concerning
June 18, 2026 at 10:33 PM
This “DROP OFF ELEVATOR” sounds mildly concerning
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meet a thousand babies and only four of them will be suckers! this is good news for anyone whose life has - perhaps through no fault of their own - brought them to circumstances in which they must now absolutely meet one thousand babies
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June 12, 2026 at 12:12 PM
meet a thousand babies and only four of them will be suckers! this is good news for anyone whose life has - perhaps through no fault of their own - brought them to circumstances in which they must now absolutely meet one thousand babies
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