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Dahlia
@literallyagoddess.bsky.social
43 • elder emo • your dream girl milf next door with a Goddess complex

Feet, socks, flirting, weed, pizza & whatever else my brain is on that day.

Baby me, worship me, spoil me 🎀

21+ • linktr.ee/literallyjustagoddess
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Would like a lobotomy so I can take endless naps.
April 14, 2026 at 12:42 PM
I’m always going to say yes to more cheese. 🧀
July 21, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I’m tan but only on the front of my body lol
July 19, 2026 at 3:38 PM
It feels like fall right now and I’m going to spend the entire day outside if I can.
July 19, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Gonna hit my vape, while sipping this thc seltzer (I gave him 1/2), while he loads up the bong for us.
July 18, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I have 100mg weed seltzer 😅
July 18, 2026 at 10:30 PM
I need money for the 67 tattoo ideas I sent my artist in the last week.
July 17, 2026 at 11:19 AM
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Life’s short. Take nudes
July 17, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Moan a little when you’re down there so I know you’re enjoying yourself 😏
July 16, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I just want to be adored and worshipped 24/7. Is that too much to ask?
July 16, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Lube should be called motion lotion.
July 16, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Maybe my insurance doesn’t want to cover anything for me because my life is a natural disaster.
July 16, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I’m just gonna smoke some more weed about it.
July 16, 2026 at 2:30 AM
E.L. Fudge are better than Milanos.
Fight me.
July 15, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I don’t think a man could ever hurt my feelings as much as my mom did. So there’s that.
July 15, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Logging OFF for the week. Was looking for wet shirt subs on Reddit and typed wet shits instead.
July 14, 2026 at 7:17 PM
37 minutes left in my audiobook and my earbuds died 😭
July 13, 2026 at 8:31 PM
July 13, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Too much wine at book club. Too many post book club margs. Can I call out 😭😭😭
July 13, 2026 at 10:24 AM
43 years on this earth and I still cannot wash a spoon without getting soaked.
July 12, 2026 at 4:05 PM