Stevie
@littlemascara.bsky.social
Chicago’s number one PBS fan and living garden party. Posting through dystopia.
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Stevie
@littlemascara.bsky.social
· Mar 10
in certain times of life, it would be handy to be able to snap your fingers and have the "Succession" theme song play, like last night when I had to separate my two elderly dogs while they fought over half a potato that landed on the floor.
Love to watch a team absolutely collapse in the 12th instead of clinching
September 23, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Love to watch a team absolutely collapse in the 12th instead of clinching
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pleased to announce the Winner of Bluesky
July 31, 2026 at 2:35 PM
pleased to announce the Winner of Bluesky
honestly have never been happier to be out of the country
July 29, 2026 at 4:18 PM
honestly have never been happier to be out of the country
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Anthony Fauci is a physician.
Peter Navarro has zero health expertise.
Not a tough one to sort out.
Peter Navarro has zero health expertise.
Not a tough one to sort out.
Peter Navarro: "I had a million doses of hydroxychloroquine in warehouses as the defense policy coordinator that I was trying to distribute to hospitals. And Fauci got the FDA stop me from doing that."
July 29, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Anthony Fauci is a physician.
Peter Navarro has zero health expertise.
Not a tough one to sort out.
Peter Navarro has zero health expertise.
Not a tough one to sort out.
Chow Yun-Fat and Tony Leung go the library, a jazz club, and visit some children at the hospital. They also smoke cigarettes.
July 17, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Chow Yun-Fat and Tony Leung go the library, a jazz club, and visit some children at the hospital. They also smoke cigarettes.
Everett “Sam” Garlic
your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals
July 16, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Everett “Sam” Garlic
Hey y’all. A truly great critic, who already survived pancreatic cancer, is now dealing with losing her teeth as a side effect. @bjcolangelo.bsky.social has collaborated with Keith and is funny and smart. You know what to do: www.gofundme.com/f/bj-needs-a...
Donate to BJ Needs A New Mouth (Keep Her Yappin'), organized by Amelia Emberwing
If you're reading this, you're not new to the fact that eventually the "pass … Amelia Emberwing needs your support for BJ Needs A New Mouth (Keep Her Yappin')
www.gofundme.com
July 15, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Hey y’all. A truly great critic, who already survived pancreatic cancer, is now dealing with losing her teeth as a side effect. @bjcolangelo.bsky.social has collaborated with Keith and is funny and smart. You know what to do: www.gofundme.com/f/bj-needs-a...
The ai summaries for the family group chat are bringing all three of us delight: “cat hanging out; photos shared.”
July 15, 2026 at 3:29 PM
The ai summaries for the family group chat are bringing all three of us delight: “cat hanging out; photos shared.”
okay this tribute to america is ... something but I can't get mad at watching freddy freeman playing catch with some random kid and another showing her baseball cards to bobby witt, jr., you guys are cynical.
July 15, 2026 at 1:49 AM
okay this tribute to america is ... something but I can't get mad at watching freddy freeman playing catch with some random kid and another showing her baseball cards to bobby witt, jr., you guys are cynical.
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Ford Focus: A Harrison Ford Podcast hosted by @mikeryan.bsky.social and me is now live! You can read about it here and subscribe at the podcatcher of your choice. I've provided links for your convenience in the linked piece.:
A Podcast You Might Enjoy: ‘Ford Focus: A Harrison Ford Podcast’
Announcing a Reveal-adjacent podcast you might enjoy.
thereveal.film
July 13, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Ford Focus: A Harrison Ford Podcast hosted by @mikeryan.bsky.social and me is now live! You can read about it here and subscribe at the podcatcher of your choice. I've provided links for your convenience in the linked piece.:
everytime a looksmaxxer somehow shows up in my media consumptio, I am reminded of the teen titans go episode where robin gets handsome
July 11, 2026 at 4:09 PM
everytime a looksmaxxer somehow shows up in my media consumptio, I am reminded of the teen titans go episode where robin gets handsome
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An account with this avatar was just blocked.
July 10, 2026 at 12:59 AM
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
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Only one man can save the US team at this point: Jalen Brunson.
July 7, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Only one man can save the US team at this point: Jalen Brunson.
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Man got Chotiner’d without even agreeing to an interview. Astounding
July 6, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Man got Chotiner’d without even agreeing to an interview. Astounding
Dying by lightning strike to own the libs
July 5, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Dying by lightning strike to own the libs
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Travis Kelce Wins Coin Flip To Kick Off Vows
July 3, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Travis Kelce Wins Coin Flip To Kick Off Vows
you can take the pope out of Chicago but you cannot take the Chicago out of the pope. FAFO may as well be this city’s motto.
July 3, 2026 at 11:39 AM
you can take the pope out of Chicago but you cannot take the Chicago out of the pope. FAFO may as well be this city’s motto.
someone needs to call Nic Cage
A volunteer cataloging naval letters came across a copy of the Declaration of Independence, printed 250 years ago in New Hampshire. “It was a thrilling find,” he said.
Rare Copy of the Declaration of Independence Is Discovered in London
A volunteer cataloging naval letters came across a copy of the document, printed 250 years ago in New Hampshire. “It was a thrilling find,” he said.
nyti.ms
July 3, 2026 at 2:24 AM
someone needs to call Nic Cage
Also having recently needing to by my own insurance (it’s a terrible system!) most people can only afford HDHP-style bronze plans, which barely cover anything.
(For the record I went with a private blue cross plan so I can keep our doctors and have out of state coverage.)
(For the record I went with a private blue cross plan so I can keep our doctors and have out of state coverage.)
Dr Oz on ACA "fraud" -- "Of the people who signed up, 40% never use the insurance. Let me ask you, John, you have health insurance -- do you use it once a year? In Obamacare right now 40% of the people ostensibly signed up never use the insurance ... we have a lot of fake people on the policies"
June 29, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Also having recently needing to by my own insurance (it’s a terrible system!) most people can only afford HDHP-style bronze plans, which barely cover anything.
(For the record I went with a private blue cross plan so I can keep our doctors and have out of state coverage.)
(For the record I went with a private blue cross plan so I can keep our doctors and have out of state coverage.)
I have been to bougie arty Gen X heaven and it is called Asheville, NC
June 25, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I have been to bougie arty Gen X heaven and it is called Asheville, NC
Now that Giannis has fulfilled the national sports media's prophecy that small town markets can't have nice things, I see they're moving to harassing Ant. Hasn't Minnesota has been through enough?
(Also gonna miss him; I hope Gruber keeps Thanalysis going.)
(Deeply specific Milwaukee reference.)
(Also gonna miss him; I hope Gruber keeps Thanalysis going.)
(Deeply specific Milwaukee reference.)
June 23, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Now that Giannis has fulfilled the national sports media's prophecy that small town markets can't have nice things, I see they're moving to harassing Ant. Hasn't Minnesota has been through enough?
(Also gonna miss him; I hope Gruber keeps Thanalysis going.)
(Deeply specific Milwaukee reference.)
(Also gonna miss him; I hope Gruber keeps Thanalysis going.)
(Deeply specific Milwaukee reference.)
Shout out to the guy wearing a Liftr Pllr shirt at the hold steady 20th anniversary show. Well played, sir.
June 13, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Shout out to the guy wearing a Liftr Pllr shirt at the hold steady 20th anniversary show. Well played, sir.
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ok ok you win some you lose some
June 13, 2026 at 3:18 AM
ok ok you win some you lose some
Look a lot of things are terrible but tonight I briefly watched my alderperson credibly rap at a street festival, backed by his old battle rap crew and banners reading Abolish ICE and Arrest the President. So what I’m saying is: don’t give up hope.
June 13, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Look a lot of things are terrible but tonight I briefly watched my alderperson credibly rap at a street festival, backed by his old battle rap crew and banners reading Abolish ICE and Arrest the President. So what I’m saying is: don’t give up hope.
A great series so far. I have no real rooting interest but what a joy it is to see good things happen for KAT.
June 6, 2026 at 3:33 AM
A great series so far. I have no real rooting interest but what a joy it is to see good things happen for KAT.