ɴᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴜꜱ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴍɪꜱꜱᴇᴅ...
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[ Sipping a coffee. ]
[ Sipping a coffee. ]
Plus, you glow a little too, makes you shine.
I'm not so sure how true that is...
I've been compared to a ghost before-
Plus, you glow a little too, makes you shine.
ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ 𖦏𝖀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐄𖦏 、﹠
⠀ʏᴏᴜ ᴡ͟ɪ͟ʟ͟ʟ 𝕹𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 sᴇ͟ᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ֶָ֢
LEAPS out of a three store window and claps his hands together, magic plumes from him and swallows him as he stumbles through a portal and onto the ground.
" PHEW! "
He looks back up as vicious spirits claw out the window but go not further.
LEAPS out of a three store window and claps his hands together, magic plumes from him and swallows him as he stumbles through a portal and onto the ground.
" PHEW! "
He looks back up as vicious spirits claw out the window but go not further.
[ Again, magically cutting a piece of the pancake to eat. ]
I'm a paranormal investigator too, so if something spooky happens you call me.
i'm going to have to google this stuff. but yes,
i am alan woke the bong wizard. my magical
pipes have done me a lot of good these past
few years.
( they don't bother using any sort of silverware
for their pancakes, opting to eat with their hands. )
and what about you?
ㅤ
[ He laughs, taking his plate and using non-existant cutlery to cut the pancake into pieces ]
[ Again, magically cutting a piece of the pancake to eat. ]
I'm a paranormal investigator too, so if something spooky happens you call me.
[ He laughs, taking his plate and using non-existant cutlery to cut the pancake into pieces ]
mage? they usually just call me 'bong wizard.'
i don't even know what any of that means.
( setting the glass pipe aside, smoke still rising
from the bowl. they take a plate of pancakes
for themself. )
i am alan woke. that's all.
ㅤ
[ Rubbing his chin, a flick of his wrist and a cig floats from his pocket to mouth. Lighting itself as he raises a brow ]
What are you?
[ He laughs, taking his plate and using non-existant cutlery to cut the pancake into pieces ]
[ Rubbing his chin, a flick of his wrist and a cig floats from his pocket to mouth. Lighting itself as he raises a brow ]
What are you?
the flower held in the bowl. they hold in
the smoke... )
blueberry, please don't snooze. i need you
now to ooze.
on the pancakes would be fine, taste so
good like a finely pressed wine!
( they exhale the smoke as blueberry syrup
begins to pour from the ceiling onto - -
ㅤ
[ Rubbing his chin, a flick of his wrist and a cig floats from his pocket to mouth. Lighting itself as he raises a brow ]
What are you?
[ He takes out his gloved hand and offers it ]
Call me Stephen. Warlock Extrordinare.
[ it takes them another moment to finally open their eyes , and once they do they give themself a brief look over . ]
oh ! that was .. easy and painless . cool !
thanks , um ... sorry , did you tell me your name ?
[ A big woosh of air is heard, then the waft of strawberries as he pockets his hands in his coat ]
There you go.
[ Clothes clean, hair done and smelling good. Magic is awesome ]
[ He takes out his gloved hand and offers it ]
Call me Stephen. Warlock Extrordinare.
My @ is a ref to backrooms anyways bc I was listening to HANDPRINTS and the entire backrooms sound track, I was so in love with that fucking movie
My @ is a ref to backrooms anyways bc I was listening to HANDPRINTS and the entire backrooms sound track, I was so in love with that fucking movie
one banana.
one mystery.
what syrup you want? we have normal,
blueberry, zorble, and butter flavored.
ㅤ
One of each please.
One of each please.
you want ?? we have banana and mystery.
ㅤ
One of each please.
mom made pancakes.
ㅤ
[ A big woosh of air is heard, then the waft of strawberries as he pockets his hands in his coat ]
There you go.
[ Clothes clean, hair done and smelling good. Magic is awesome ]
[ He claps his hands then begins scribbling in the air, to the untrained eye it looks like nonsense. If not for the fact runes were visible. ]
[ A big woosh of air is heard, then the waft of strawberries as he pockets his hands in his coat ]
There you go.
[ Clothes clean, hair done and smelling good. Magic is awesome ]
[ He claps his hands then begins scribbling in the air, to the untrained eye it looks like nonsense. If not for the fact runes were visible. ]
but , um .. sure . you got strawberry flavor ?
Its a spell wizards use to clean themselves. Stole it off a inquisitor.
[ He claps his hands then begins scribbling in the air, to the untrained eye it looks like nonsense. If not for the fact runes were visible. ]
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❝ 𝙶𝚎𝚝 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚞𝚜! ❞
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❝ 𝙶𝚎𝚝 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚞𝚜! ❞
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Its a spell wizards use to clean themselves. Stole it off a inquisitor.
Its a spell wizards use to clean themselves. Stole it off a inquisitor.
um .. i kind of just need a shower , i think ... 💧
* 𝐖𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐝𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫.
* 𝐖𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐝𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫.