LL Cujo
@llcujo.bsky.social
Strong like a gorilla yet soft and yielding, like a Nerf ball. 🎶Read a book you illiterate son of a bitch #FuckCancer
My meal prep for the week was a maple cinnamon yogurt cake on Sunday that I’ve been eating for breakfast. Today was my last piece.
August 20, 2026 at 12:45 PM
My meal prep for the week was a maple cinnamon yogurt cake on Sunday that I’ve been eating for breakfast. Today was my last piece.
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Now let's do a silly one
- Picasso before every portrait
- Picasso before every portrait
May 17, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Now let's do a silly one
- Picasso before every portrait
- Picasso before every portrait
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Why did they call them farmers markets and not growcery stores.
June 8, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Why did they call them farmers markets and not growcery stores.
Dueling Banjos but it’s a playlist comprised entirely of
Naive Melody
And
Iris
Covers
Naive Melody
And
Iris
Covers
June 8, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Dueling Banjos but it’s a playlist comprised entirely of
Naive Melody
And
Iris
Covers
Naive Melody
And
Iris
Covers
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I’m today years old learning about hyperpop and move my ass to this herky-jerky white boy shit
March 28, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I’m today years old learning about hyperpop and move my ass to this herky-jerky white boy shit
If you’re gonna act like a dick
Don’t be surprised when you get slapped around
Don’t be surprised when you get slapped around
February 27, 2026 at 4:02 PM
If you’re gonna act like a dick
Don’t be surprised when you get slapped around
Don’t be surprised when you get slapped around
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drawing a map of the still firing neural pathways in my brain with a box of 8 pack jumbo crayons because this should not take too long
February 21, 2026 at 1:20 PM
drawing a map of the still firing neural pathways in my brain with a box of 8 pack jumbo crayons because this should not take too long
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I took an antacid that expired in 2021 and god revealed to me that ranch dressing is just gentrified salsa
February 18, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I took an antacid that expired in 2021 and god revealed to me that ranch dressing is just gentrified salsa
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sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really
February 15, 2026 at 5:38 AM
sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really
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Angry Tony Soprano eating but with dino nuggets
February 19, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Angry Tony Soprano eating but with dino nuggets
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do GLP 1s change the vibe of Lent….
February 19, 2026 at 1:00 AM
do GLP 1s change the vibe of Lent….
I’m sorry, sir, but I cannot take you seriously if you’re throwing around kettle bells in your video while wearing jeans with a belt and no shirt
February 19, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I’m sorry, sir, but I cannot take you seriously if you’re throwing around kettle bells in your video while wearing jeans with a belt and no shirt
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GM
Whatever phase you're in, you're doing great at it 🖤
Whatever phase you're in, you're doing great at it 🖤
February 8, 2026 at 12:19 PM
GM
Whatever phase you're in, you're doing great at it 🖤
Whatever phase you're in, you're doing great at it 🖤
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Good. More of this please. Don't let the fascists fool themselves into thinking they're popular.
Vice President JD Vance gets roundly booed at the opening ceremony of the Milano-Cortina 2026 Olympics. "Those are a lot of boos for him, whistling jeering," says the presenter. US athletes receive a warm welcome from fans, though.
February 6, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Good. More of this please. Don't let the fascists fool themselves into thinking they're popular.
Your airing an AI generated commercial about the quality and resiliency of your outdoor clothing line?
#AndYouWantToBeMyLatexSalesman
#AndYouWantToBeMyLatexSalesman
February 8, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Your airing an AI generated commercial about the quality and resiliency of your outdoor clothing line?
#AndYouWantToBeMyLatexSalesman
#AndYouWantToBeMyLatexSalesman
I just saw someone crack a vape in his fingers like it was a tin of dip! Is that a thing?
February 7, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I just saw someone crack a vape in his fingers like it was a tin of dip! Is that a thing?
🎶When we boo’d up she keep me off the street streets
January 15, 2026 at 11:02 PM
🎶When we boo’d up she keep me off the street streets
You’ve just been studio Ghibli’d
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
You’ve just been studio Ghibli’d
Audi A8 pulling into the dollar tree! Everything’s fine.
You fucking idiots
You fucking idiots
October 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Audi A8 pulling into the dollar tree! Everything’s fine.
You fucking idiots
You fucking idiots
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is sabotaging AI data centers a thing yet? after seeing my electric bills double, I feel like attacking the plagiarism machines is warranted
October 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
is sabotaging AI data centers a thing yet? after seeing my electric bills double, I feel like attacking the plagiarism machines is warranted
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life is short. put brie cheese on your italian beef if you want to
October 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
life is short. put brie cheese on your italian beef if you want to
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I want to live in a world where we can dance if we want to, but we refuse to leave our friends behind even if they don't dance.
October 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I want to live in a world where we can dance if we want to, but we refuse to leave our friends behind even if they don't dance.