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From the show Star Trek: Deep Space 9. Kira and Odo in profile in a dimmed corridor of the station. She asks him "Do you know what's going on?" and he replies "Yes. Somewhat."
October 10, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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From the film Wet Hot American Summer. Paul Rudd in an 80's summer camp cabin with rock posters on the wall. He has feathered hair and is perusing a Rolling Stone magazine. He looks near the viewer and says "So you want to talk for more than a second?"
October 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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From the show Futurama. Fry looking very serious and action-ready in a seat inside the Planet Express Ship, making a dynamic fist, but also his pants are off (shoes, socks and undies on).
October 8, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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From the show Scrubs. In the Sacred Heart lobby, Dr. Kelso says to Dr. Reed, both in their white coats: "That's from The Simpsons."
October 8, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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From the TV miniseries The Langoliers. Yellow-tinted image of a line of six people with their backs against an airport wall holding hands in a line. One is a pilot, the others are dressed as passengers. The middle person, a middle-aged guy played by Dean Stockwell, turns his head to the others and says "Okay, hang on. There might be a jerk or something."
October 8, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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From the TV show It: Welcome to Derry. In a dimmed military office, General Shaw says to Leroy Hanlon: "This weapon, it generates debilitating fear."
October 6, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. An ichthyoid alien in a Starfleet uniform with four collar pips in a dim red cavern. They say "That's their weakness. A lack of memory."
October 5, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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From the show The Office. Michael and Erin driving, Erin at the wheel. Michael looks over at her crossly and says "- YOU'RE WHAT, LIKE, 12?"
October 5, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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From the show Scrubs. The Janitor in a corridor talking to what looks like Carla's hair on the edge of frame but is revealed to be JD in a wig. He yells "Mentiroso!" and an on-screen chyron translates it to "LIAR!!"
October 5, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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From the film Wet Hot American Summer. A dork-coded kid with frizzy hair and a chicken in his arms looking down to avoid eye contact in front of an outdoor Summer camp background of grass, trees and bunkhouses. sub - "(IN NORMAL VOICE) Okay."
October 4, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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October 4, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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From the show The Simpsons. A crowd of smiling schoolchildren hurling rocks.
October 4, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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From the film Over Your Dead Body. Jason Segal driving with his wife in the passenger seat. They're both smiling slightly as he says to her "Utterly embarrassed by my existence."
October 4, 2026 at 3:49 AM
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From the film Secret Window. A low swooping shot over a lake surrounded by mountains and pines. Onscreen chyron reads "A PARIAH Production".
October 3, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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From the film Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping. Conner4Real in a leopard-print sweater and fat gold chain in his swanky kitchen, medium-close. He says "Well...that's very disappointing" to someone out of view while wearing a facial expression that matches that energy.
October 3, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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From the show Star Trek: Voyager. A farmer-coded guy with dirty cap and flannel on, wild eyes and a big slab of brow getting zapped by a phaser beam at the exact moment he's trying to bring a shotgun to bear on whoever's just gotten the drop on him.
October 2, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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From the show Battlestar Galactica. Closeup of Commander Adama looking downcast and sober. He says "Posterity really doesn't look too kindly on genocide."
October 2, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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From the TV miniseries The Langoliers. David Morse, playing an airline pilot, leans into view to whisper to a sad-looking man in a lavender button-down: "I think it's hysteria."
October 1, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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From the TV miniseries The Stand (1994). Tom Cullen smiles in overalls in front of a diner window decorated with plastic trees and a green tarp. He says "Decoration is my hobby."
October 1, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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From the show The Prisoner. In a giant cave, a jury of people dressed in white robes and black-and-white two-tone rubber goblin masks slam their hands on the jury box in which they're seated and yell together "take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take,".
October 1, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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From the show It: Welcome to Derry. Pennywise in closeup, pitched forward and swathed in fog, lower half of its face covered in fresh blood. It drools and hisses: "Not them!"
October 1, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. A dirty, wounded Romulan on the lightning-charged surface of Galorndon Core in the middle of a storm. He angrily says "You can be sarcastic now" to someone he's pointing a gun at.
October 1, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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From the show The Venture Bros. Henchman 21 leads The Monarch down some stone stairs into a cavernous underground lair. The Monarch says "Ugh. It smells like blue cheese down here."
September 30, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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From the film Evil Does Not Exist. Two corporate representatives in matching outfits sit behind a folding table and deliver a slideshow presentation involving blueprints. The one on the left is behind a silver laptop, the one on the right holds a wireless microphone and says to someone in the audience "I'm not qualified to respond to that."
September 30, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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From the show King of the Hill. Peggy with her eyes narrowed in silent fury as she drinks a little paper cup of haterade. She's in the school gym and a poster on the wall featuring a sentient drop of blood says "Every Drop Counts!"
September 30, 2026 at 4:41 PM