Lone Locust
@lonelocust.bsky.social
Primate, whimsy bomber, humanist, cat lover
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eureka implies the existence of dysreka, a sudden insight that is completely wrong
August 21, 2026 at 8:37 PM
eureka implies the existence of dysreka, a sudden insight that is completely wrong
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Book of the New Sun retold by dril
July 18, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Book of the New Sun retold by dril
Last year I was having a no year 0 moment or just couldn't count or something. But now it's actually the right time for this tweet.
Oh yeah it's the 4th of July. And the big 250. What a weird fucking time. Are people actually going to fireworks and shit this year? Is shit fucking crazy in the US? Do you all feel like you're taking crazy pills?
July 4, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Last year I was having a no year 0 moment or just couldn't count or something. But now it's actually the right time for this tweet.
I have no choice but to listen to the cyberpunk playlist that I made before the pandemic really popped off in 2020.
March 1, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I have no choice but to listen to the cyberpunk playlist that I made before the pandemic really popped off in 2020.
Like at some point quite a while ago my attitude towards the American military shifted from pure contempt to pity for the fact that many people are trapped in the choice between the military and poverty and all the feelings that go with that, but how the fuck does anyone still have this take?
Thinking of all the military members serving in these operations. They courageously go where duty calls. Their sacrifices represent the best of us and they deserve leaders of integrity.
March 1, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Like at some point quite a while ago my attitude towards the American military shifted from pure contempt to pity for the fact that many people are trapped in the choice between the military and poverty and all the feelings that go with that, but how the fuck does anyone still have this take?
Can Mark Rutte stop embarrassing Dutch people with his boot licking at any point? That would be greeeeeat.
January 27, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Can Mark Rutte stop embarrassing Dutch people with his boot licking at any point? That would be greeeeeat.
Oh also I've been hating ICE since then.
I want people to know that I'm a hipster of hating things people are writing about AI. I was hating things people were writing about AI in like 2003.
January 26, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Oh also I've been hating ICE since then.
My new linguistic pet peeve is people using "larping" when the role playing in question is not at all live action. People keep talking about others "larping" on the internet. If it's on the internet it's not live action! You can say demonstrations are larping. Posting is not larping. #prescriptivism
January 20, 2026 at 3:55 PM
My new linguistic pet peeve is people using "larping" when the role playing in question is not at all live action. People keep talking about others "larping" on the internet. If it's on the internet it's not live action! You can say demonstrations are larping. Posting is not larping. #prescriptivism
I wonder how running Venezuela is going.
January 6, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I wonder how running Venezuela is going.
I contributed to a kickstarter for a gender one time, but it never delivered.
December 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I contributed to a kickstarter for a gender one time, but it never delivered.
I want people to know that I'm a hipster of hating things people are writing about AI. I was hating things people were writing about AI in like 2003.
December 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I want people to know that I'm a hipster of hating things people are writing about AI. I was hating things people were writing about AI in like 2003.
Insert your own goatse joke
December 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Insert your own goatse joke
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I’ll be so sad if it turns out jordan peterson is dead
and it’s not for something AT LEAST as funny as the time he flew to Russia to get someone to do put him into a coma so he could sleep through Xanax withdrawal like he did in 2020 www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
and it’s not for something AT LEAST as funny as the time he flew to Russia to get someone to do put him into a coma so he could sleep through Xanax withdrawal like he did in 2020 www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Jordan Peterson seeks 'emergency' drug detox treatment in Russia | CBC News
Jordan Peterson, the polarizing pundit and author, is recovering in a Moscow hospital after seeking "emergency" treatment for dependence on an anti-anxiety medication, his daughter says.
www.cbc.ca
December 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I’ll be so sad if it turns out jordan peterson is dead
and it’s not for something AT LEAST as funny as the time he flew to Russia to get someone to do put him into a coma so he could sleep through Xanax withdrawal like he did in 2020 www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
and it’s not for something AT LEAST as funny as the time he flew to Russia to get someone to do put him into a coma so he could sleep through Xanax withdrawal like he did in 2020 www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
Kristi Noem didn't mention that she only caught the girlfriend of the founder of antifa because we're all in one big polycule.
October 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Kristi Noem didn't mention that she only caught the girlfriend of the founder of antifa because we're all in one big polycule.
I can't believe they didn't give the Peace Prize to Hitler's brain in a robot shark body.
October 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I can't believe they didn't give the Peace Prize to Hitler's brain in a robot shark body.
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You know a lot of people are telling me, Mr. President the ribbon around your neck is the most beautiful I’ve ever seen but we never see you without it. They’re saying we need to know, we deserve to know what you look like without it. It’s true. But I’m not gonna take it off. Maybe I’ll take it off
October 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
You know a lot of people are telling me, Mr. President the ribbon around your neck is the most beautiful I’ve ever seen but we never see you without it. They’re saying we need to know, we deserve to know what you look like without it. It’s true. But I’m not gonna take it off. Maybe I’ll take it off
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Here’s a thought for the press: if the only statement from ICE that you were able to fact check turned out to be a lie, maybe don’t lead with their version of a story requiring them to “defensively” fire bullets at someone.
October 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Here’s a thought for the press: if the only statement from ICE that you were able to fact check turned out to be a lie, maybe don’t lead with their version of a story requiring them to “defensively” fire bullets at someone.
I listened to part of Stephen Miller's Charlie Kirk memorial speech that people were saying sounded like Goebbels, and I thought it sounded like an algorithmically-derived Punisher t-shirt.
September 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I listened to part of Stephen Miller's Charlie Kirk memorial speech that people were saying sounded like Goebbels, and I thought it sounded like an algorithmically-derived Punisher t-shirt.
I went to my first work conference since I quit tech and became a bartender. You can find as much autism at the bartender con as at the dev/ops con. (complimentary)
September 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I went to my first work conference since I quit tech and became a bartender. You can find as much autism at the bartender con as at the dev/ops con. (complimentary)
I found American money in my couch cushions. Apparently a new, immigrant spider has moved in.
September 8, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I found American money in my couch cushions. Apparently a new, immigrant spider has moved in.
The major driver of white males becoming trans is fear of being in the same demographic as Elon Musk.
September 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The major driver of white males becoming trans is fear of being in the same demographic as Elon Musk.
It's Fall, bitches.* Time for marzipan and for all the pumpkin sluts to frolic.
*Yes it is.
*Yes it is.
September 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
It's Fall, bitches.* Time for marzipan and for all the pumpkin sluts to frolic.
*Yes it is.
*Yes it is.
Me: I could never be a parent. I need to sleep in whenever I want to.
Also me: awake on a day off because my cat wants attention.
Also me: awake on a day off because my cat wants attention.
August 18, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Me: I could never be a parent. I need to sleep in whenever I want to.
Also me: awake on a day off because my cat wants attention.
Also me: awake on a day off because my cat wants attention.