Longboard
@longboardplayz.bsky.social
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Longboard
@longboardplayz.bsky.social
· Mar 5
If tariffs and inflation cause the Costco hot dog to increase in price the government would collapse within a day.
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Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
January 25, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
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How many people have to be killed in broad daylight for democrats to show a spine
January 24, 2026 at 4:47 PM
How many people have to be killed in broad daylight for democrats to show a spine
What are we even doing anymore man?
January 3, 2026 at 7:23 AM
What are we even doing anymore man?
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i'm a fucking american and i'm not going to be ordered by the fucking government to love a man who hated me, and whom i hated in turn.
September 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
i'm a fucking american and i'm not going to be ordered by the fucking government to love a man who hated me, and whom i hated in turn.
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rarely have I more acutely felt the dynamic by which Dems are held responsible for the rhetoric of every random left-leaning person on the internet and Republicans are not even asked to answer for their own personal words
September 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
rarely have I more acutely felt the dynamic by which Dems are held responsible for the rhetoric of every random left-leaning person on the internet and Republicans are not even asked to answer for their own personal words
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Can another elected dem please start resisting in a meaningful and extremely visible way? I am getting so tired of handing Ws to fucking Newsom. Please, anyone but him
August 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Can another elected dem please start resisting in a meaningful and extremely visible way? I am getting so tired of handing Ws to fucking Newsom. Please, anyone but him
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the intensity of my anger at those who would criminalize the homeless — a population literally created by the greed and callousness of the ruling class — is very hard to contain. it was you who dismantled the safety net. if you don’t like the results, put it back
August 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
the intensity of my anger at those who would criminalize the homeless — a population literally created by the greed and callousness of the ruling class — is very hard to contain. it was you who dismantled the safety net. if you don’t like the results, put it back
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As a DC resident I do feel that the city has been overrun by "violent gangs and bloodthirsty criminals" and I would like them to leave the White House and stop destroying the federal government.
August 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
As a DC resident I do feel that the city has been overrun by "violent gangs and bloodthirsty criminals" and I would like them to leave the White House and stop destroying the federal government.
Whenever I open this app I usually get 5-10 minutes of scrolling in before seeing a take so bad I go touch grass for a week
August 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Whenever I open this app I usually get 5-10 minutes of scrolling in before seeing a take so bad I go touch grass for a week
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can’t lie the texas democratic party are cooking with this, this is insanely good news
August 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
can’t lie the texas democratic party are cooking with this, this is insanely good news
Eat our shorts, @mattmahansj.bsky.social
Thank you a million everyone who showed up with donations for our neighbors who live in Columbus Park. You've made a world of a difference and showed San Jose that kindness is the real punk rock 🤘🫶
This is just some of the supplies y’all came with. They are being processed now and distributed soon
This is just some of the supplies y’all came with. They are being processed now and distributed soon
August 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Eat our shorts, @mattmahansj.bsky.social
The Serbian consulate in Chicago is above a 7/11. Just thought yall should know.
July 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The Serbian consulate in Chicago is above a 7/11. Just thought yall should know.
People are dead in Texas, people are dead in New Mexico, a man is dead in Ventura County. Donald Trump has blood on his hands.
July 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
People are dead in Texas, people are dead in New Mexico, a man is dead in Ventura County. Donald Trump has blood on his hands.
Did I cook my best Dungeons and Dragons boss fight yet? Yes. Did my players enjoy it? Yes, very much. I might be the best DM ever, potentially… anyways I’ve got like 5 weeks to cook the final boss of this campaign arc so it’s gonna be even crazier!
June 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Did I cook my best Dungeons and Dragons boss fight yet? Yes. Did my players enjoy it? Yes, very much. I might be the best DM ever, potentially… anyways I’ve got like 5 weeks to cook the final boss of this campaign arc so it’s gonna be even crazier!
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Legitimately done with this fucking DECADE.
June 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Legitimately done with this fucking DECADE.
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Vance is here to grab content he can post on X, using your replies. Starve the beast.
This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.
June 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Vance is here to grab content he can post on X, using your replies. Starve the beast.
I am getting so tired of people saying the actions of the republicans are “distractions”. They’re not distractions, they’re a part of the larger whole. Every win they get is another axe blow to Tree of Liberty. It’s an all-encompassing assault on democracy and human rights.
June 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I am getting so tired of people saying the actions of the republicans are “distractions”. They’re not distractions, they’re a part of the larger whole. Every win they get is another axe blow to Tree of Liberty. It’s an all-encompassing assault on democracy and human rights.
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ICE just arrested Brad Lander, the NYC Comptroller and one of the leading candidates for Mayor, without grounds.
He was conducting routine immigration court work, escorting individuals from hearings.
He asked ICE for their warrant - well within his legal rights.
This is political intimidation.
He was conducting routine immigration court work, escorting individuals from hearings.
He asked ICE for their warrant - well within his legal rights.
This is political intimidation.
Whoa! NYC mayoral candidate and current city Comptroller Brad Lander seemingly arrested at the NYC immigration court while attending to escort someone attending their hearing.
Lander just got detained by federal agents as he tried to escort a man out of the courtroom. Lander was taken in an elevator with masked agents, along with one member of his NYPD security detail.
June 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
ICE just arrested Brad Lander, the NYC Comptroller and one of the leading candidates for Mayor, without grounds.
He was conducting routine immigration court work, escorting individuals from hearings.
He asked ICE for their warrant - well within his legal rights.
This is political intimidation.
He was conducting routine immigration court work, escorting individuals from hearings.
He asked ICE for their warrant - well within his legal rights.
This is political intimidation.
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Alright everyone, one last push.
If you or anyone you know is:
- LGBTQ+
- 13-24 years old
- In the US
Trevor Project is recruiting responses for their survey on LGBTQ+ mental health.
It has HUGE impacts on policy, please take it and share widely if you can :)
trvr.org/survey2025
If you or anyone you know is:
- LGBTQ+
- 13-24 years old
- In the US
Trevor Project is recruiting responses for their survey on LGBTQ+ mental health.
It has HUGE impacts on policy, please take it and share widely if you can :)
trvr.org/survey2025
To proceed to the survey, please check off the box and click the button below.
trvr.org
June 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Alright everyone, one last push.
If you or anyone you know is:
- LGBTQ+
- 13-24 years old
- In the US
Trevor Project is recruiting responses for their survey on LGBTQ+ mental health.
It has HUGE impacts on policy, please take it and share widely if you can :)
trvr.org/survey2025
If you or anyone you know is:
- LGBTQ+
- 13-24 years old
- In the US
Trevor Project is recruiting responses for their survey on LGBTQ+ mental health.
It has HUGE impacts on policy, please take it and share widely if you can :)
trvr.org/survey2025
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Your cops just tear gassed a bunch of elderly people and journalists
LA is strong. This is what a peaceful protest looks like.
We refuse the chaos.
We refuse the chaos.
June 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Your cops just tear gassed a bunch of elderly people and journalists
The only way LAPD officers can get hard is if they’re brutalizing another human being.
June 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The only way LAPD officers can get hard is if they’re brutalizing another human being.
I’ve got to admit that under different circumstances I would love this shit. I love Fleet Week and air shows and that stuff. But the silence as these tanks roll and troops march down the street is so fucking funny so I don’t mind too much!
Can confirm that they are *not* throwing candy or little army toys or beads from the tanks, and my 9-year-old self who got candy and little army toys and beads from a tank soldier on Delaware Avenue in Buffalo, N.Y., in 1980something is a little sad.
June 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I’ve got to admit that under different circumstances I would love this shit. I love Fleet Week and air shows and that stuff. But the silence as these tanks roll and troops march down the street is so fucking funny so I don’t mind too much!