Lorapora
@lorapora.bsky.social
Spins wool, hates soup spoons, likes spooky stuff. She/Her
Cymru/Wales 🏴
Cymru/Wales 🏴
Why do the English love a principality so much? The Principality of Piddington WTF? Who is their prince?
btw. the piddin in Piddington sounds just like PIDYN, which is the Welsh word for penis.
btw. the piddin in Piddington sounds just like PIDYN, which is the Welsh word for penis.
September 16, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Why do the English love a principality so much? The Principality of Piddington WTF? Who is their prince?
btw. the piddin in Piddington sounds just like PIDYN, which is the Welsh word for penis.
btw. the piddin in Piddington sounds just like PIDYN, which is the Welsh word for penis.
I bet seals and sea eels are like "here's your post. Happy birthday btw"
September 15, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I bet seals and sea eels are like "here's your post. Happy birthday btw"
"It's not AI, guys. Calm down. It's not going to kill you. It's just the evil masterminds that will destroy the planet. Calm your tits"
Does it sound a bit like "Guns don't kill you, people do" to anyone else?
Does it sound a bit like "Guns don't kill you, people do" to anyone else?
September 15, 2026 at 3:08 PM
"It's not AI, guys. Calm down. It's not going to kill you. It's just the evil masterminds that will destroy the planet. Calm your tits"
Does it sound a bit like "Guns don't kill you, people do" to anyone else?
Does it sound a bit like "Guns don't kill you, people do" to anyone else?
Also, apparently they're not getting bigger.
It's only their legs that are getting bigger.
But I'm pretty spider legs are the freaky bits, no?
It's only their legs that are getting bigger.
But I'm pretty spider legs are the freaky bits, no?
Maximalist interiors are trendy right now and British house spiders are getting bigger.
Coincidence?
Coincidence?
September 8, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Also, apparently they're not getting bigger.
It's only their legs that are getting bigger.
But I'm pretty spider legs are the freaky bits, no?
It's only their legs that are getting bigger.
But I'm pretty spider legs are the freaky bits, no?
Being kind to spiders is a bit like eating your least favourite vegetable
I'd probably be more respectful of courgettes if I learnt they get stuck in my bathtub because they're thirsty
I'd probably be more respectful of courgettes if I learnt they get stuck in my bathtub because they're thirsty
September 6, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Being kind to spiders is a bit like eating your least favourite vegetable
I'd probably be more respectful of courgettes if I learnt they get stuck in my bathtub because they're thirsty
I'd probably be more respectful of courgettes if I learnt they get stuck in my bathtub because they're thirsty
I would say the return of maximalist interior design was a Big Spider™️ Psyop, but I'm Welsh, so it's obviously a Prycop
September 6, 2026 at 9:20 AM
I would say the return of maximalist interior design was a Big Spider™️ Psyop, but I'm Welsh, so it's obviously a Prycop
Maximalist interiors are trendy right now and British house spiders are getting bigger.
Coincidence?
Coincidence?
September 6, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Maximalist interiors are trendy right now and British house spiders are getting bigger.
Coincidence?
Coincidence?
I've just eaten a meal I made with sliced courgettes (zucchini) and I need you to be incredibly proud of me because I ate it all and it wasn't disguised in bacon.
The trick is to eat one slice at a time. Quickly.
The trick is to eat one slice at a time. Quickly.
August 16, 2026 at 1:09 PM
I've just eaten a meal I made with sliced courgettes (zucchini) and I need you to be incredibly proud of me because I ate it all and it wasn't disguised in bacon.
The trick is to eat one slice at a time. Quickly.
The trick is to eat one slice at a time. Quickly.
"Omg did you just get an emergency alert?"
"Huh? No. Hang on, I'm on 13%. Let me just plug it in so I can experience the full force of it. What did it say?"
"I dunno, it vanished"
"Huh weird, maybe it's about the WTF IS THAT SHUT UP OMG FUCK OFF PRESS OK PRESS OK"
"what did it say?"
"Dunno"
"Huh? No. Hang on, I'm on 13%. Let me just plug it in so I can experience the full force of it. What did it say?"
"I dunno, it vanished"
"Huh weird, maybe it's about the WTF IS THAT SHUT UP OMG FUCK OFF PRESS OK PRESS OK"
"what did it say?"
"Dunno"
August 14, 2026 at 6:22 PM
"Omg did you just get an emergency alert?"
"Huh? No. Hang on, I'm on 13%. Let me just plug it in so I can experience the full force of it. What did it say?"
"I dunno, it vanished"
"Huh weird, maybe it's about the WTF IS THAT SHUT UP OMG FUCK OFF PRESS OK PRESS OK"
"what did it say?"
"Dunno"
"Huh? No. Hang on, I'm on 13%. Let me just plug it in so I can experience the full force of it. What did it say?"
"I dunno, it vanished"
"Huh weird, maybe it's about the WTF IS THAT SHUT UP OMG FUCK OFF PRESS OK PRESS OK"
"what did it say?"
"Dunno"
I'd like you all to know that the reason the weather is looking promising for the eclipse tomorrow is because I didn't buy the special protective glasses a month ago.
August 11, 2026 at 3:41 PM
I'd like you all to know that the reason the weather is looking promising for the eclipse tomorrow is because I didn't buy the special protective glasses a month ago.
Someone just farted (not me!) and it sounded like a new game of 3D Pinball Space Cadet
August 7, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Someone just farted (not me!) and it sounded like a new game of 3D Pinball Space Cadet
Someone farted (not me) and it sounded like the first note of Mambo No. 5
July 14, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Someone farted (not me) and it sounded like the first note of Mambo No. 5
Ugh, just realised if I want to see the sun in the sky around 6pm, i'll need to walk up and around a hill that's in the way. Can't be arsed now tbh
July 11, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Ugh, just realised if I want to see the sun in the sky around 6pm, i'll need to walk up and around a hill that's in the way. Can't be arsed now tbh
We're going to get a decent partial solar eclipse (in the UK) on August 12th starting from a bit after 6pm *if the weather is nice*
Please let the weather be nice 🙏 🤞
But also, it going dark during the day isn't that crazy when you live in Wales or you like taking naps.
Please let the weather be nice 🙏 🤞
But also, it going dark during the day isn't that crazy when you live in Wales or you like taking naps.
July 11, 2026 at 9:31 AM
We're going to get a decent partial solar eclipse (in the UK) on August 12th starting from a bit after 6pm *if the weather is nice*
Please let the weather be nice 🙏 🤞
But also, it going dark during the day isn't that crazy when you live in Wales or you like taking naps.
Please let the weather be nice 🙏 🤞
But also, it going dark during the day isn't that crazy when you live in Wales or you like taking naps.
Extroverts are energy vampires
July 10, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Extroverts are energy vampires
The new Rolling Stones sounds like it was sung by Horrible Histories
July 7, 2026 at 5:23 AM
The new Rolling Stones sounds like it was sung by Horrible Histories
Madison Square Garden is neither square shaped nor garden shaped
and if you're reading something about the arena, MSG doesn't mean Monosodium glutamate or Marjorie Sailor Greene.
Just some helpful tips.
and if you're reading something about the arena, MSG doesn't mean Monosodium glutamate or Marjorie Sailor Greene.
Just some helpful tips.
July 3, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Madison Square Garden is neither square shaped nor garden shaped
and if you're reading something about the arena, MSG doesn't mean Monosodium glutamate or Marjorie Sailor Greene.
Just some helpful tips.
and if you're reading something about the arena, MSG doesn't mean Monosodium glutamate or Marjorie Sailor Greene.
Just some helpful tips.
According to my dog I'm still an asshole
June 29, 2026 at 6:42 AM
According to my dog I'm still an asshole
Told my dog that next time we'll swap, and I'll let her apply the spot on treatment to the back of my neck
June 29, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Told my dog that next time we'll swap, and I'll let her apply the spot on treatment to the back of my neck
I don't know how it works but put something cold under your ankles tonight when you go to sleep. Worked like magic last night
June 25, 2026 at 8:58 AM
I don't know how it works but put something cold under your ankles tonight when you go to sleep. Worked like magic last night
Just ate a Tiramisu for breakfast AMA
June 25, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Just ate a Tiramisu for breakfast AMA
Is "Baby long legs" the correct term for a Daddy long legs that's just a baby?
Emptied the dishwasher and there was a baby daddy longlegs in one of the mugs!?!?
June 24, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Is "Baby long legs" the correct term for a Daddy long legs that's just a baby?