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🇮🇪🇺🇸 Lord Wesley 🧹
@lordwesley.bsky.social
Erotica Author - Futanari Academy, et al
Tactical gamer: X-Com, Jagged Alliance, Battletech, Midnight Suns, Star Wars: Zero Company, Cyber Knights
"He drank panther piss and fucked the girls you're probably married to" - Nick Cave
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Free erotica, written by humans, for humans.
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I wrote professionally for way too long. I will still write professionally, but if I'm not writing for fun or writing what I want to, then there's no fuckin' point.

I have a two part comprehensive review of Star Wars: Zero Company cooking and then an erotica book that'll be out before Halloween.
September 18, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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Inlaws and outlaws

#xmen
September 17, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I'm going to the diner in the morning and then I'm going to get pizza for lunch. I do not give a fuck, I am in production mode.

We're gonna have stacked pizza boxes and finished articles up in here. Lets gooooo.
September 17, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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Ms. Rachel I got this > Cleaner, I got this
September 17, 2026 at 8:02 PM
In Frank Miller's Dark Knight there was a group called the 'Sons of Batman' who tried to protect the city after a nuclear detonation (that's where this panel comes from he's telling them not use guns in his name).

Anywho, we need a Sons of Batman but for Ms Rachel support.
September 17, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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I just like him for his personality okay?
September 17, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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Ms. Rachel:
“I will match Macklemore's donation and I invite every wealthy white celebrity to match it and speak out against the genocide in Gaza.

Over 20,000 precious Palestinian children have been killed and children continue to be killed every day.”
September 17, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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Meta’s recent settlement will have a massive domino effect, especially for young people using social media to support their political advocacy. www.eff.org/how-the-met...
How the Meta Settlement Silences Youth Activism
Since its integration into our digital world, social media has played a pivotal role in youth organizing and social mobilization. Yet, people’s access to these platforms is increasingly coming under
www.eff.org
September 17, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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Our squad-based cyberpunk mercenaries RPG just got a big free expansion!

store.steampowered.com/app/1021210/...

Enjoy games like XCOM, Wartales, Zero Company, Battle Brothers, Menace, or other tactical RPGs? Don't miss this, one of the highest-rated on Steam!

#TurnBasedThursday #Gaming
September 17, 2026 at 3:08 PM
*Lives in LA*
*Goes to Chipotle for burritos*

Go buy tamales from a lady out of the back of a trunk you uncultured little shit.
September 17, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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September 17, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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California continues to lead by example, taking bold action to address the increasingly urgent risks posed by AI — including by protecting workers.

Safety, security, and accountability must go hand-in-hand with innovation.
September 17, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Superman is a chill dude who would drink Dr. Pepper with you and let kids paint his toenails while you read him your South Park fanfiction. I don't get the leap from that to worshiping him like he's the Lord of Murder's avatar.
September 17, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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Glob Herman reentered his villain era, apparently.
September 17, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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September 17, 2026 at 2:40 PM
"Spores that make you have sex with your best friend's sister." -Commander Ransom
September 17, 2026 at 3:24 AM
September 17, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I'm not fucking around, I put on Lower Decks and 90% of my headache went away.
Lower Decks Lower Decks Lowers Decks Ensign Beckett Mariner
ALT: Lower Decks Lower Decks Lowers Decks Ensign Beckett Mariner
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September 17, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I'm not even trying to be catty, I literally haven't heard one word about Pink since like 2006 or something.
September 16, 2026 at 11:38 PM
It's just that season where you watch Rocky Horror.

I'm a sassy bitch but I don't think I could land my favorite burn of all time "You're as sensual as a pencil"
Susan Sarandon Faints in Rocky Horror Picture Show
ALT: Susan Sarandon Faints in Rocky Horror Picture Show
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September 16, 2026 at 11:17 PM
"When you’re hurting for a connection, surrendering your humanity to a machine only keeps you stuck in the mud. There is nothing to explore, to learn, or discover, or any of the joy that comes from that journey."

Words by me.
#ai #writing #art #community

lordwesley.substack.com/p/in-case-yo...
In case you haven’t heard, AI is shit.
Anecdotes and reflections about the artistic community, and the real human harm of AI slop.
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September 16, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Joker: And Here We Go (Heath Ledger)
ALT: Joker: And Here We Go (Heath Ledger)
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September 16, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Computer, play Common People
youtu.be/yuTMWgOduFM?...
Patrick Stewart's Happy Dance in Star Trek
ALT: Patrick Stewart's Happy Dance in Star Trek
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September 16, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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Part of the reason we're doing our Mexican Gothic film series when we're doing it is to celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month (Sep 15-Oct 15). And what better way to kick it off than to come out TONIGHT as we meet Mexico's most famous phantom in Curse of the Crying Woman!
September 16, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I tried playing Robocop Rogue City about a year ago while I was home super sick and could barely sit. I rage quit when I cleared act one because I missed one thing and didn't 100% it.

Fuckin' outstanding game though, need to try again.
Robocop: Rogue City Patrol
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September 16, 2026 at 8:32 PM