Loren Elliott
@lorenelliott.bsky.social
Film and TV professional moonlighting in nightlife. Situationally funny. Cat Dad.
He/Him
Destiny 2, LEGO, Pro Wrestling, and Marvel are my mains with a side order of Doctor Who, Star Trek, comics, and other general mainstream sci-fi
He/Him
Destiny 2, LEGO, Pro Wrestling, and Marvel are my mains with a side order of Doctor Who, Star Trek, comics, and other general mainstream sci-fi
Oh I'm on the apps.
UberEats, Door Dash, Postmates.
UberEats, Door Dash, Postmates.
May 14, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Oh I'm on the apps.
UberEats, Door Dash, Postmates.
UberEats, Door Dash, Postmates.
Depression be like:
*Action News theme*
With Memes on the 4s. Whether it's 4am or 4pm, you're getting DM'd unhinged memes at only these two times a day. Every day.
*Action News theme*
With Memes on the 4s. Whether it's 4am or 4pm, you're getting DM'd unhinged memes at only these two times a day. Every day.
May 5, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Depression be like:
*Action News theme*
With Memes on the 4s. Whether it's 4am or 4pm, you're getting DM'd unhinged memes at only these two times a day. Every day.
*Action News theme*
With Memes on the 4s. Whether it's 4am or 4pm, you're getting DM'd unhinged memes at only these two times a day. Every day.
Some of you have never accidentally waterboarded yourselves with your own mustache in the shower, and it shows.
April 12, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Some of you have never accidentally waterboarded yourselves with your own mustache in the shower, and it shows.
Just watched @ladotofficial.bsky.social ticket 3 cars of the about 30 that were parked on the street sweeping side and then leave. Make it make sense.
March 27, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Just watched @ladotofficial.bsky.social ticket 3 cars of the about 30 that were parked on the street sweeping side and then leave. Make it make sense.
An Irish/Indian fusion restaurant called "Faith and Pakora".
December 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
An Irish/Indian fusion restaurant called "Faith and Pakora".
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok", well I asked Jeeves and he said Error 404: Page Not Found
November 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok", well I asked Jeeves and he said Error 404: Page Not Found
Higgs Boson Contractions.
Is that anything?
Is that anything?
September 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Higgs Boson Contractions.
Is that anything?
Is that anything?
Dramedy idea coming from one of today's MLS matches:
'San Diego, Minnesota'
A small town in Minnesota that tried to embrace it's beachy name is filled with oddball types. And maybe a murderer...
'San Diego, Minnesota'
A small town in Minnesota that tried to embrace it's beachy name is filled with oddball types. And maybe a murderer...
September 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Dramedy idea coming from one of today's MLS matches:
'San Diego, Minnesota'
A small town in Minnesota that tried to embrace it's beachy name is filled with oddball types. And maybe a murderer...
'San Diego, Minnesota'
A small town in Minnesota that tried to embrace it's beachy name is filled with oddball types. And maybe a murderer...
I was wondering what she was up to.
June 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I was wondering what she was up to.
And during Pride no less.
June 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
And during Pride no less.
My toxic trait is saying the murder mystery twist out loud seconds before they reveal it because they've telegraphed it to the point that everyone gets it.
June 8, 2025 at 7:00 AM
My toxic trait is saying the murder mystery twist out loud seconds before they reveal it because they've telegraphed it to the point that everyone gets it.
Ok, so I have a serious problem with this sticker.... this is just a color swapped Mario.
May 22, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Ok, so I have a serious problem with this sticker.... this is just a color swapped Mario.
Saw a guy that looked like Jake Tapper on my ride into work and I'm so mad at myself for not yelling out, "Hey! Fake Tapper!"
May 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Saw a guy that looked like Jake Tapper on my ride into work and I'm so mad at myself for not yelling out, "Hey! Fake Tapper!"
You guys ever notice that every driver on the road is the worst? Except me. I'm the only one doing it right.
April 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
You guys ever notice that every driver on the road is the worst? Except me. I'm the only one doing it right.
This ad looks like the person wearing Docs hanged themselves. Bold choice.
March 31, 2025 at 7:44 AM
This ad looks like the person wearing Docs hanged themselves. Bold choice.
Timeline cleanse. With all the sadness and horror in the world I thought maybe this picture of Olive might help.
March 4, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Timeline cleanse. With all the sadness and horror in the world I thought maybe this picture of Olive might help.
I'm either still sick from two weeks ago, or sick again. Either way, not a fan.
I swear I've been sick more times in the last year and a half than in my entire adult life.
I swear I've been sick more times in the last year and a half than in my entire adult life.
February 12, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I'm either still sick from two weeks ago, or sick again. Either way, not a fan.
I swear I've been sick more times in the last year and a half than in my entire adult life.
I swear I've been sick more times in the last year and a half than in my entire adult life.
Do you guys think Barron has a favorite episode of that real lawyer/fake lawyer show that was on USA?
Is he all, "I like my Suits case!"?
Is he all, "I like my Suits case!"?
January 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Do you guys think Barron has a favorite episode of that real lawyer/fake lawyer show that was on USA?
Is he all, "I like my Suits case!"?
Is he all, "I like my Suits case!"?
If Elphaba went to Shizz University online would she be Devry-ing Gravity?
January 20, 2025 at 5:55 AM
If Elphaba went to Shizz University online would she be Devry-ing Gravity?
Currently "enjoying" 'Out of Pocket Mondays Holiday Edition!' @ Burgundy Room.
What's that, you ask? Picture every Nightmare Blunt Rotation meme you've seen and then line them up at the bar but they're wearing holiday sweaters and hats.
What's that, you ask? Picture every Nightmare Blunt Rotation meme you've seen and then line them up at the bar but they're wearing holiday sweaters and hats.
December 24, 2024 at 7:57 AM
Currently "enjoying" 'Out of Pocket Mondays Holiday Edition!' @ Burgundy Room.
What's that, you ask? Picture every Nightmare Blunt Rotation meme you've seen and then line them up at the bar but they're wearing holiday sweaters and hats.
What's that, you ask? Picture every Nightmare Blunt Rotation meme you've seen and then line them up at the bar but they're wearing holiday sweaters and hats.
Just figured out why our little Olive is so cuddly and affectionate all of a sudden.
Welcome to your first "cat in heat", first time girl cat pet parents. 🤦
Welcome to your first "cat in heat", first time girl cat pet parents. 🤦
November 23, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Just figured out why our little Olive is so cuddly and affectionate all of a sudden.
Welcome to your first "cat in heat", first time girl cat pet parents. 🤦
Welcome to your first "cat in heat", first time girl cat pet parents. 🤦
The shear existence of Can't Fight the Moonlight means that at some point LeAnn Rimes tried to in fact fight the moonlight... and lost.
November 18, 2024 at 12:56 AM
The shear existence of Can't Fight the Moonlight means that at some point LeAnn Rimes tried to in fact fight the moonlight... and lost.
It's all about moving up. Fill in bartending tonight, training for the next step at the live sports gig tomorrow. You won't kill me chosen profession!... You did a very good job trying though.
June 15, 2024 at 6:38 AM
It's all about moving up. Fill in bartending tonight, training for the next step at the live sports gig tomorrow. You won't kill me chosen profession!... You did a very good job trying though.