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lorgasm.bsky.social
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@lorgasm.bsky.social
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Socialist Slag ⚒️
If u know me, u don't
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October 4, 2026 at 5:04 AM
everyone sucks at driving except for me
September 26, 2026 at 9:37 PM
bring back Boomblox
September 25, 2026 at 8:40 PM
about all this lr sex cult stuff that's coming out: i just wanna reiterate that i'm never wrong about people
September 23, 2026 at 11:16 AM
meowdoku is actually pretty fun but the guy sounds like he's gonna jizz every time i put down my kitty (lol)
September 22, 2026 at 7:24 PM
+14 hours
September 18, 2026 at 1:51 AM
i don't mean this in a gatekeepy way bc i think everyone should play kingdom hearts, but the mass-produced merch (ht & bl & disney in general) is so lazy and does the franchise a disservice
September 16, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Zohran "Mom-Dommy" 😏
September 13, 2026 at 2:11 AM
it's almost my birthday, again
September 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
if you know me this may be hard to believe, but i'm just now watching Coraline for the first time
September 6, 2026 at 11:46 PM
@daxterdingo.bsky.social Thank you for this amazing birthday video (commissioned by my lavender-husband Paul). Sorry he (and capitalism) made you do this 😭 #beefcurtains
September 6, 2026 at 2:26 AM
every. night. i'm there. for at least a month now.
September 4, 2026 at 12:15 AM
you ain't even gonna break no contact for all the KH news? fuck you
August 28, 2026 at 1:07 AM
always the blocked, never the bride
August 27, 2026 at 1:43 AM
i'm working on it
August 22, 2026 at 12:35 AM
why is all kh merch so ugly 😭 every single time
August 16, 2026 at 6:03 PM
i've tried to stick to my end of the deal....but in order to survive, i may have to forget
August 14, 2026 at 5:25 AM
if my dreams are any indication, i won't be able to control my emotions
August 14, 2026 at 5:23 AM
i need some Greenville Greek food (liberty cafe / the clock specifically) #southcarolina #yeahthatgreenville
August 9, 2026 at 10:46 PM
i don't feel truly loved by anyone in my life. i'm only worth what i can give and i'm running out of everything
August 6, 2026 at 8:41 PM
i just got dress coded at the dispensary?? the person next to me was also wearing a crop top but they were thin so fuck me i guess 😩
August 5, 2026 at 7:39 PM
all this odyssey talk reminds me of when bj and i lived on Agamemnon rd in west hampstead and our britishass cab driver one night kept calling it "Aggy Bing Bong"
July 25, 2026 at 3:31 AM
"verbal gratuity" but it's the from most important people in your life
July 22, 2026 at 3:55 AM
i'm so sick of asking for someone, anyone, to just....fucking see me
July 21, 2026 at 12:14 AM
JUSTICE FOR SAM STAR #allstars
July 12, 2026 at 2:26 AM