@lovedoll69.bsky.social
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Yes, autocorrect, change “dick” to “duck” 283772 times but also please tell my mother to meet up at the “dick pond” which is definitely a real place
July 20, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Yes, autocorrect, change “dick” to “duck” 283772 times but also please tell my mother to meet up at the “dick pond” which is definitely a real place
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I mean cum is biodegradable so “cum dumpster” isn’t really accurate. I’m more of a cum compost heap
July 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I mean cum is biodegradable so “cum dumpster” isn’t really accurate. I’m more of a cum compost heap
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HARRY: Sir, Professor Snape is teaching me occlumency
DUMBLEDORE: (played by Sean Connery) Octopushy? I defeated her in the eightiesh
HERMIONE: That was Roger Moore
DUMBLEDORE: Fuck off nerd
DUMBLEDORE: (played by Sean Connery) Octopushy? I defeated her in the eightiesh
HERMIONE: That was Roger Moore
DUMBLEDORE: Fuck off nerd
August 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
HARRY: Sir, Professor Snape is teaching me occlumency
DUMBLEDORE: (played by Sean Connery) Octopushy? I defeated her in the eightiesh
HERMIONE: That was Roger Moore
DUMBLEDORE: Fuck off nerd
DUMBLEDORE: (played by Sean Connery) Octopushy? I defeated her in the eightiesh
HERMIONE: That was Roger Moore
DUMBLEDORE: Fuck off nerd
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ME: Checkmate bitch
HIM: We’re playing checkers
ME: *whipping out queen chesspiece* Yeah but the queen can go anywhere
HIM: Not to a different game
ME: *using queen to knock his checkers off the board* Fuck the patriarchy
HIM: We’re playing checkers
ME: *whipping out queen chesspiece* Yeah but the queen can go anywhere
HIM: Not to a different game
ME: *using queen to knock his checkers off the board* Fuck the patriarchy
August 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
ME: Checkmate bitch
HIM: We’re playing checkers
ME: *whipping out queen chesspiece* Yeah but the queen can go anywhere
HIM: Not to a different game
ME: *using queen to knock his checkers off the board* Fuck the patriarchy
HIM: We’re playing checkers
ME: *whipping out queen chesspiece* Yeah but the queen can go anywhere
HIM: Not to a different game
ME: *using queen to knock his checkers off the board* Fuck the patriarchy
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Tonight's full moon, also known as the "sturgeon moon" 🌕
📷: Seestar S50
📷: Seestar S50
August 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Tonight's full moon, also known as the "sturgeon moon" 🌕
📷: Seestar S50
📷: Seestar S50
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🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣
August 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣
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After nearly a whole month of no new game mechanic, the grisly work of both UI design and programming for the new select menu has concluded. Right clicking is "Dog coded" and from now on you can count on me to deliver more and more unhinged game dev content!
August 2, 2025 at 9:16 AM
After nearly a whole month of no new game mechanic, the grisly work of both UI design and programming for the new select menu has concluded. Right clicking is "Dog coded" and from now on you can count on me to deliver more and more unhinged game dev content!
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Thanks again!!! ;-; 💖🎈💖
Forgot to upload. Oops.
Some art I did for @alexaballoongirl.bsky.social
Some art I did for @alexaballoongirl.bsky.social
July 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Thanks again!!! ;-; 💖🎈💖
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is there any way we can put a moratorium on discussions of men getting laid for a few thousand years, I feel like it's been a little dominant in the discourse
August 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
is there any way we can put a moratorium on discussions of men getting laid for a few thousand years, I feel like it's been a little dominant in the discourse
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"Investors" 🙄
"Hey, I have hella money, you wanna hear how you can make me even more money?"
^^^^That should literally never be the concern of a public servant
"Hey, I have hella money, you wanna hear how you can make me even more money?"
^^^^That should literally never be the concern of a public servant
Canadian billionaire Kevin O’Leary thinks he should be entitled to a meeting with Zohran Mamdani
August 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
"Investors" 🙄
"Hey, I have hella money, you wanna hear how you can make me even more money?"
^^^^That should literally never be the concern of a public servant
"Hey, I have hella money, you wanna hear how you can make me even more money?"
^^^^That should literally never be the concern of a public servant
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Moving Jeffrey Epstein's accomplice to a minimum-security facility should be a scandal unto itself
August 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Moving Jeffrey Epstein's accomplice to a minimum-security facility should be a scandal unto itself
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I think it's an interesting juxtaposition where in 2016, after losing, Hillary slinked off to the woods to sulk and only intermittently emerged to blame Bernie Sanders for losing and how Trump lost in 2020 and never fucking once shut up about his political bugaboos for a goddamn second.
Kamala Harris on Colbert: "Recently I decided, I don't want to go back into the system. I think it's broken."
"I always believed our systems would be strong enough to defend our most fundamental principles. Right now, I don't think they're as strong as they need to be.
"I always believed our systems would be strong enough to defend our most fundamental principles. Right now, I don't think they're as strong as they need to be.
August 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I think it's an interesting juxtaposition where in 2016, after losing, Hillary slinked off to the woods to sulk and only intermittently emerged to blame Bernie Sanders for losing and how Trump lost in 2020 and never fucking once shut up about his political bugaboos for a goddamn second.
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The LGBTQ+ community is facing a seemingly endless wave of attacks — bans on gender-affirming care, anti-trans legislation, cuts to HIV funding. It is chilling. And deliberate.
However, every time they tried to write us out, we wrote ourselves back in—louder, prouder, and more determined than ever.
However, every time they tried to write us out, we wrote ourselves back in—louder, prouder, and more determined than ever.
July 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The LGBTQ+ community is facing a seemingly endless wave of attacks — bans on gender-affirming care, anti-trans legislation, cuts to HIV funding. It is chilling. And deliberate.
However, every time they tried to write us out, we wrote ourselves back in—louder, prouder, and more determined than ever.
However, every time they tried to write us out, we wrote ourselves back in—louder, prouder, and more determined than ever.
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Trump’s Epstein problem is largely self-inflicted. He sued The Wall Street Journal, sent his Deputy AG to question Ghislaine Maxwell, and pushed to unseal grand jury transcripts—all in hopes of quieting the story. But every move has only served to amplify it. And it's starting to catch up with him.
Unforced Epstein Errors
Trump’s desperate attempts to distract and deceive regarding the Epstein files have increased the chance they will be made public
thinkbigpicture.substack.com
July 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Trump’s Epstein problem is largely self-inflicted. He sued The Wall Street Journal, sent his Deputy AG to question Ghislaine Maxwell, and pushed to unseal grand jury transcripts—all in hopes of quieting the story. But every move has only served to amplify it. And it's starting to catch up with him.
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screenshotting to agree not dunk since her quotes are disabled but; if you're making payment processor calls and you hit this, I think bringing up Game Of Thrones is such a huge brain strategy to throw at a layperson. GoT was HUGE and has all the shit Collective Shout weaponized to start this.
July 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
screenshotting to agree not dunk since her quotes are disabled but; if you're making payment processor calls and you hit this, I think bringing up Game Of Thrones is such a huge brain strategy to throw at a layperson. GoT was HUGE and has all the shit Collective Shout weaponized to start this.
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Whats more fitting for Mothers day then some Ellen Ripley dealing with a Xeno rapid pregnancy~ 😈😜
My Patreon for whoever is interested in early/exclusive Belly art~ www.patreon.com/c/user?u=311...
#EllenRipley #Alien #Pregnant #BellyExpansion #Pregnancy #Ripley #RapidPregnancy
My Patreon for whoever is interested in early/exclusive Belly art~ www.patreon.com/c/user?u=311...
#EllenRipley #Alien #Pregnant #BellyExpansion #Pregnancy #Ripley #RapidPregnancy
May 11, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Whats more fitting for Mothers day then some Ellen Ripley dealing with a Xeno rapid pregnancy~ 😈😜
My Patreon for whoever is interested in early/exclusive Belly art~ www.patreon.com/c/user?u=311...
#EllenRipley #Alien #Pregnant #BellyExpansion #Pregnancy #Ripley #RapidPregnancy
My Patreon for whoever is interested in early/exclusive Belly art~ www.patreon.com/c/user?u=311...
#EllenRipley #Alien #Pregnant #BellyExpansion #Pregnancy #Ripley #RapidPregnancy
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Yayy first post, figured I’d start off with something recent first so naturally I’ve gotta show when I drew the lovely @disc0kitt3n.bsky.social, go follow her too!
October 19, 2024 at 9:38 AM
Yayy first post, figured I’d start off with something recent first so naturally I’ve gotta show when I drew the lovely @disc0kitt3n.bsky.social, go follow her too!
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A night in with Krista (now in color!)
December 6, 2024 at 6:47 PM
A night in with Krista (now in color!)
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You had it right the first time.
Old Video Of Marco Rubio Warning Republicans About Supporting Trump Resurfaces—And It's On Point
You were right the first time, Marco.
www.comicsands.com
February 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
You had it right the first time.