Lt. Barnacle
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He/him. Cat dad, computer nerd, and sci/fi fan.🖖 💜is taken by the @weirdkittehkat.bsky.com
Name a non-LotR character who could resist the One Ring.
September 12, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Name a non-LotR character who could resist the One Ring.
Customers on the phone: i have an urgent emergency, my ac system isnt working! I need immediate help.
Customers when i arrive: sorry, the doorbell doesnt work, i wasnt where i could hear the door, and didnt hear the many rogs barking.
Customers when i arrive: sorry, the doorbell doesnt work, i wasnt where i could hear the door, and didnt hear the many rogs barking.
September 6, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Customers on the phone: i have an urgent emergency, my ac system isnt working! I need immediate help.
Customers when i arrive: sorry, the doorbell doesnt work, i wasnt where i could hear the door, and didnt hear the many rogs barking.
Customers when i arrive: sorry, the doorbell doesnt work, i wasnt where i could hear the door, and didnt hear the many rogs barking.
Without changing a single word...
What Star Trek episode or film title could also be a porn title?
The Most Toys. S03E22
What Star Trek episode or film title could also be a porn title?
The Most Toys. S03E22
Without changing a single word...
What Star Trek episode or film title could also be a porn title?
"Booby Trap" TNG S3 Ep 6
What Star Trek episode or film title could also be a porn title?
"Booby Trap" TNG S3 Ep 6
Without changing a single word...
What Star Trek episode or film title could also be a porn title?
The Spy Humongous (Lower Decks S2E6)
What Star Trek episode or film title could also be a porn title?
The Spy Humongous (Lower Decks S2E6)
September 1, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Without changing a single word...
What Star Trek episode or film title could also be a porn title?
The Most Toys. S03E22
What Star Trek episode or film title could also be a porn title?
The Most Toys. S03E22
Downgrade a movie
HeckBoy
HeckBoy
Downgrade a movie.
The disgruntled Khan.
The disgruntled Khan.
Downgrade a movie.
Police cells and lizards.
Police cells and lizards.
August 28, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Downgrade a movie
HeckBoy
HeckBoy
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I have some pics, but they are terrible. DM if you are interested. I can show the pics I got or go back and get better pics and more information. 🖖🏻
August 24, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I have some pics, but they are terrible. DM if you are interested. I can show the pics I got or go back and get better pics and more information. 🖖🏻
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I went into an antique shop with some great Star Trek finds.
* a binder full of all TOS, both autographed and non-autographed photos.
* a TOS Tricorder by Diamond Select.
* full size cardboard cutout of Nimoy/Spock.
* various figures from: ENT & KelvinTOS.
* a binder full of all TOS, both autographed and non-autographed photos.
* a TOS Tricorder by Diamond Select.
* full size cardboard cutout of Nimoy/Spock.
* various figures from: ENT & KelvinTOS.
August 24, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I went into an antique shop with some great Star Trek finds.
* a binder full of all TOS, both autographed and non-autographed photos.
* a TOS Tricorder by Diamond Select.
* full size cardboard cutout of Nimoy/Spock.
* various figures from: ENT & KelvinTOS.
* a binder full of all TOS, both autographed and non-autographed photos.
* a TOS Tricorder by Diamond Select.
* full size cardboard cutout of Nimoy/Spock.
* various figures from: ENT & KelvinTOS.
Excuse me, do you have a few minutes to talk about our lord and savior, Sutter Cane? 🔪
August 11, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Excuse me, do you have a few minutes to talk about our lord and savior, Sutter Cane? 🔪
Downplay a book or movie.
The Devil Wears Crocs
The Devil Wears Crocs
Downplay a book or movie.
Spice Land
Spice Land
Downplay a book or movie.
Fahrenheit 68
Fahrenheit 68
August 4, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Downplay a book or movie.
The Devil Wears Crocs
The Devil Wears Crocs
Dress for the job you want.
July 15, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Dress for the job you want.
Happy Bastille Day! Vive la France!
July 14, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Happy Bastille Day! Vive la France!
Total Annihilation. 2.
Name your dream videogame announcement.
July 10, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Total Annihilation. 2.
Best STAR TREK captain. Wrong answers only.
July 8, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Best STAR TREK captain. Wrong answers only.
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NEW: Senator Mitch McConnell speaks to supporters in his library
July 8, 2026 at 8:27 PM
NEW: Senator Mitch McConnell speaks to supporters in his library
It really surprises me how many people will call in an emergency service call for their air conditioner. And then not answer the phone when we are on our way.
July 6, 2026 at 8:26 PM
It really surprises me how many people will call in an emergency service call for their air conditioner. And then not answer the phone when we are on our way.
An electric wall, eh? I cant see the harm in peeing on that.
Name your fav Futurama quote.
July 5, 2026 at 1:06 AM
An electric wall, eh? I cant see the harm in peeing on that.
Its a dark and stormy night.... This can mean only one thing.
Time to watch TNG - The Royale.
Time to watch TNG - The Royale.
June 24, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Its a dark and stormy night.... This can mean only one thing.
Time to watch TNG - The Royale.
Time to watch TNG - The Royale.
Star Trek. All of them.
Name your fav TV show that was canceled too soon.
June 14, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Star Trek. All of them.
Mr Biscuits is my banner. And a very good boy!
June 8, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Mr Biscuits is my banner. And a very good boy!
This is a cat checkpoint; relinquish your most recent cat picture
Jadzia is sunning herself.
Jadzia is sunning herself.
June 4, 2026 at 8:16 PM
This is a cat checkpoint; relinquish your most recent cat picture
Jadzia is sunning herself.
Jadzia is sunning herself.
Merge two movies:
From Dusk till Dawn of the Dead.
From Dusk till Dawn of the Dead.
Merge two movies:
The Princess Bride of Chucky
The Princess Bride of Chucky
Merge two movies:
Red Planet of the Apes
Red Planet of the Apes
June 4, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Merge two movies:
From Dusk till Dawn of the Dead.
From Dusk till Dawn of the Dead.
Don’t skip! Post you in another country.
June 2, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Don’t skip! Post you in another country.
The crossover nobody wants: Kylo Ren and Stimpy.
June 2, 2026 at 1:25 AM
The crossover nobody wants: Kylo Ren and Stimpy.
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IDIC means everyone. 🖖
June 1, 2026 at 6:12 PM
IDIC means everyone. 🖖
The merry men will not be playing at the 250th celebration.
May 30, 2026 at 5:18 PM
The merry men will not be playing at the 250th celebration.
Found these at a garage sale today. Soon I'll be able to ask where the double urinal is.
May 23, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Found these at a garage sale today. Soon I'll be able to ask where the double urinal is.