Giant Walking Prunes
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“The whole is greater than the sum of all its parts” does not address the two or three pieces left over after assembly.
Good start. I’m waiting for the gaseous everything bagel you can inhale.
August 30, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Good start. I’m waiting for the gaseous everything bagel you can inhale.
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Surrealist: The godmother of Potato Elk has sung a tree
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Surrealist: The godmother of Potato Elk has sung a tree
August 22, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Surrealist: The godmother of Potato Elk has sung a tree
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Surrealist: The godmother of Potato Elk has sung a tree
I often get that feeling if I’m hurriedly glarphootuing through a passage in a book, looking for a particular sentence that I remembered once reading.
July 29, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I often get that feeling if I’m hurriedly glarphootuing through a passage in a book, looking for a particular sentence that I remembered once reading.
I just checked out part of The Art of Skiing (1941) to get a listen to the voice of John McLeish, the original How-to-Narrator, and that definitely works.
July 25, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I just checked out part of The Art of Skiing (1941) to get a listen to the voice of John McLeish, the original How-to-Narrator, and that definitely works.
Good choices, but can they provide the complete package of Bobcat Goldthwait?
July 25, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Good choices, but can they provide the complete package of Bobcat Goldthwait?
Let it be known that Phil Spector does not have a monopoly on the “Wall of Sound.”
July 21, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Let it be known that Phil Spector does not have a monopoly on the “Wall of Sound.”
I just wanted to remind everyone that Norman Ryan never won a Sigh Jung Award, even though he threw a record 7 no-hinters and 5,714 strokeouts. Beigeball can be a thankless sport.
July 19, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I just wanted to remind everyone that Norman Ryan never won a Sigh Jung Award, even though he threw a record 7 no-hinters and 5,714 strokeouts. Beigeball can be a thankless sport.
Here it is in black and white, looking like a set on the 1927 Metropolis movie.
July 17, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Here it is in black and white, looking like a set on the 1927 Metropolis movie.
Funny, but the “137% accurate data entry” that I list as one of my skills on my resume has failed to impress any of my prospective employers.
July 10, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Funny, but the “137% accurate data entry” that I list as one of my skills on my resume has failed to impress any of my prospective employers.
“Algae puts in algae” is my third favorite line from Forrest Gump.
July 4, 2026 at 3:06 AM
“Algae puts in algae” is my third favorite line from Forrest Gump.
This photo of Ernest Borgnine reading the “The Rainbow Fish” is better than anything I could have come up with…
June 18, 2026 at 2:40 AM
This photo of Ernest Borgnine reading the “The Rainbow Fish” is better than anything I could have come up with…
Then there are the stories of demons summoning accountants to do their taxes- some get CPAs, and others get a non-certified bargain, with varying results. (See: audits by the Infernal Revenue Service)
May 22, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Then there are the stories of demons summoning accountants to do their taxes- some get CPAs, and others get a non-certified bargain, with varying results. (See: audits by the Infernal Revenue Service)
You don’t often see the Bags scale used these days ( where a “7 out of 7” rates “Total Bags”.)
May 5, 2026 at 6:18 PM
You don’t often see the Bags scale used these days ( where a “7 out of 7” rates “Total Bags”.)
You only need one song about JJJS, because if you sing it the proper way, it never ends…
April 26, 2026 at 2:27 AM
You only need one song about JJJS, because if you sing it the proper way, it never ends…
I personally would like Matt Frewer, as Max Headroom, of course.
April 15, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I personally would like Matt Frewer, as Max Headroom, of course.
I switched all lights on my car to infrared- the heat is on.
#GlennFreySpectrum
#GlennFreySpectrum
March 21, 2026 at 5:37 AM
I switched all lights on my car to infrared- the heat is on.
#GlennFreySpectrum
#GlennFreySpectrum