@lukebeakly.bsky.social
My 5 Year Old: Who are you rooting for Boston College or New Jersey?
Me: Boston College
5 Year Old: Me too they always win, like sometimes, sometimes they win.
Me: 😐
Me: Boston College
5 Year Old: Me too they always win, like sometimes, sometimes they win.
Me: 😐
September 12, 2026 at 12:01 AM
My 5 Year Old: Who are you rooting for Boston College or New Jersey?
Me: Boston College
5 Year Old: Me too they always win, like sometimes, sometimes they win.
Me: 😐
Me: Boston College
5 Year Old: Me too they always win, like sometimes, sometimes they win.
Me: 😐
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Every military leader since antiquity: wars are won by logistics
hegseth: you win wars when military look like fitness influencers
hegseth: you win wars when military look like fitness influencers
August 6, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Every military leader since antiquity: wars are won by logistics
hegseth: you win wars when military look like fitness influencers
hegseth: you win wars when military look like fitness influencers
After Drowsy Don's performance looks like Marco is getting the nod for tonight's Knicks game.
June 10, 2026 at 3:21 PM
After Drowsy Don's performance looks like Marco is getting the nod for tonight's Knicks game.
@beckyquick.bsky.social out here dropping blue dress jokes.
Happy Dog Sitting on Couch
ALT: Happy Dog Sitting on Couch
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June 10, 2026 at 1:05 PM
@beckyquick.bsky.social out here dropping blue dress jokes.
Interesting Fact about the #Iran ceasefire: trump is in the #EpsteinFiles over 40,000 times that we know of.
April 8, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Interesting Fact about the #Iran ceasefire: trump is in the #EpsteinFiles over 40,000 times that we know of.
So basically right now we are a coin flip between
Heads: Nuke Iran
Tails: Let them have everything they want and leave them in a stronger position than before this debacle so long as Trump gets a taste of the Hormuz tolls.
Does that sound about right?
Heads: Nuke Iran
Tails: Let them have everything they want and leave them in a stronger position than before this debacle so long as Trump gets a taste of the Hormuz tolls.
Does that sound about right?
April 6, 2026 at 4:26 PM
So basically right now we are a coin flip between
Heads: Nuke Iran
Tails: Let them have everything they want and leave them in a stronger position than before this debacle so long as Trump gets a taste of the Hormuz tolls.
Does that sound about right?
Heads: Nuke Iran
Tails: Let them have everything they want and leave them in a stronger position than before this debacle so long as Trump gets a taste of the Hormuz tolls.
Does that sound about right?
"Open the fucking eggs you crazy bastards." - Me to my kids
April 5, 2026 at 2:02 PM
"Open the fucking eggs you crazy bastards." - Me to my kids
"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that fucking wall or you'll be living in hell."
April 5, 2026 at 1:07 PM
"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that fucking wall or you'll be living in hell."
Ugh, fuck, this is gonna go nuclear isn't it?
April 4, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Ugh, fuck, this is gonna go nuclear isn't it?
Can we recognize for a moment how baller it is Warthogs are still active out there?
April 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Can we recognize for a moment how baller it is Warthogs are still active out there?
Hey what's a way to distract from the economic disaster caused by the total catastrofuck war I started to distract from the Epstein Files pedophile investigation my name is all over?
I know! Remind everyone what a piece of shit I am!!!
I know! Remind everyone what a piece of shit I am!!!
March 21, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Hey what's a way to distract from the economic disaster caused by the total catastrofuck war I started to distract from the Epstein Files pedophile investigation my name is all over?
I know! Remind everyone what a piece of shit I am!!!
I know! Remind everyone what a piece of shit I am!!!
Do they really expect us to believe Chuck Norris "died" while we're planning a covert op to take Kharg Island?
March 20, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Do they really expect us to believe Chuck Norris "died" while we're planning a covert op to take Kharg Island?
Oh shit, guys, are they still eating the dogs???
March 15, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Oh shit, guys, are they still eating the dogs???
Hey you know what doesn't have to travel through the Strait of Hormuz? Sunlight.
March 11, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Hey you know what doesn't have to travel through the Strait of Hormuz? Sunlight.
Well, off to tell my kids college is no longer an option.
March 9, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Well, off to tell my kids college is no longer an option.
Looks like the white house updated their website. @carlquintanilla.bsky.social
March 7, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Looks like the white house updated their website. @carlquintanilla.bsky.social
Now that the Dow is sinking below 50,000 can we finally talk about the president being a pedophile?
March 2, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Now that the Dow is sinking below 50,000 can we finally talk about the president being a pedophile?
Uh oh, if we've been waiting "two weeks" for Infrastructure Week for the last (checks notes) 10 years. What does that make "4 weeks"?
March 1, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Uh oh, if we've been waiting "two weeks" for Infrastructure Week for the last (checks notes) 10 years. What does that make "4 weeks"?
CVS level receipts
February 28, 2026 at 5:12 PM
CVS level receipts
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I yearn for the simpler times of 2025 when we weren't focused on trump being unfit to be president because he is a grifting con-man destroying all our alliances and instead we could focus on things like donald trump being unfit to be president because he's a disgusting pedophile in the #EpsteinFiles
January 19, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I yearn for the simpler times of 2025 when we weren't focused on trump being unfit to be president because he is a grifting con-man destroying all our alliances and instead we could focus on things like donald trump being unfit to be president because he's a disgusting pedophile in the #EpsteinFiles
I think the most important point about Greenland is that donald trump is 1,000% all over the #EpsteinFiles
January 19, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I think the most important point about Greenland is that donald trump is 1,000% all over the #EpsteinFiles
Can we agree now sending a bunch of mall cops armed to the teeth with no actual training to rove neighborhoods and stop whoever they want is a bad idea?
January 7, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Can we agree now sending a bunch of mall cops armed to the teeth with no actual training to rove neighborhoods and stop whoever they want is a bad idea?
Any bets up on Poly ot Kalshi for whether we are going with Trumpzuela or VeneTrumpla?
January 4, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Any bets up on Poly ot Kalshi for whether we are going with Trumpzuela or VeneTrumpla?
Did Maduro have the Epstein Files?
January 4, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Did Maduro have the Epstein Files?