Luke Penman
lukepenman.bsky.social
Luke Penman
@lukepenman.bsky.social
Listen local
This is now canon in all things I don’t make the rules
August 4, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Using this to address every group for the rest of my life, thank you
July 23, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Need to convince more politicians and public services on here so I can complain about this shit publicly instead of just writing a letter
July 16, 2026 at 8:00 AM
I doubt anyone who follows me here will actually care but I simply must share this ridiculously convoluted promo from a local pizza joint that I am certain was written by AI and checked by no human and has done absolutely nothing for their engagement because the clues are unsolveable nonsense.
July 15, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Me next year:
July 8, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Living in a renowned wine area with a lot of craft breweries I’m still surprised this hasn’t actually been done yet
June 23, 2026 at 10:29 PM
A while ago I asked ChatGPT how to become a god. Within a few minutes it recommended I start a cult and written my entire backstory and chants/prayers and holy texts and offered to write a social media strategy.
I’ve no doubt if it came out when I was 17 I’d be radicalised and/or dead within months.
May 29, 2026 at 5:53 AM
I wonder if they have done any benchmarking on the AI compared to just this
April 28, 2026 at 9:12 AM
This is an incredible line
April 21, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Wait was it this guy
April 15, 2026 at 10:06 PM
This is amazing
March 12, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Also wow thanks Apple so creative and vital and worth burning down the planet for
March 5, 2026 at 2:05 AM
“My bad - I was under the impression this is what all of humanity had been building up to!”
March 5, 2026 at 2:03 AM
If he’s not in the game, it’s not worth playing
March 3, 2026 at 8:00 AM
February 25, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Rude Tales robbed again
January 12, 2026 at 3:08 PM
November 17, 2025 at 5:33 AM
No offense but if someone asked me what Pokemon character you were my answer would be 100% this
October 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
September 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Is Sporty posing funny or are my eyes funny or is Swan Boy just failing to remember her as vividly as the others due to the reasons mentioned in the comic?
September 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
One more prompt and it’s literally telling me how to start my own cult
September 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This inspired me to ask a few questions. At no point did this say to me “what are you talking about, that’s not a thing”
September 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
😞

I understand that shipping may be like a million bucks though
July 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
July 14, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Did you also catch this
June 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM