macewank
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macewank
@macewank.bsky.social
I used to make beer, but still play video games, and watch baseball
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big, if true
Trump: “You can't put nuclear weapons in the hands of a lunatic."
April 6, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Masyn Winn is an absolute stud ballplayer and he has no business hitting 4th. Happy for a win but.... #stlcards
April 1, 2026 at 9:33 PM
January really is kind of a shit month, BUUUUT it's when sumo oranges hit and that's pretty fuckin great
January 13, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
New rule. Any time one of these stupid fucks on the right calls Chicago a warzone, we send them to Kyiv for a week
September 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Chicago is the dopest fuckin' city on the planet and it's bonkers to take any of these freaks at face value on anything.
Rand Paul: "Chicago is a nightmare. It is literally a war zone."
September 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
NYT charging money for the mini crossword now?

Fuck that bullshit
August 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
@wibeerbaron.bsky.social Bro what is your state doing with this gtmw stuff!!!
July 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
@bestbuysocial.bsky.social what the fuck, clarence
April 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
This Bud Light has BDE. Big Diacetyl Energy

Clean. Your. Fucking. Beer. Lines.
April 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Misery doesn't love company, misery loves unlimited pizza buffets.
April 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Taylor Swift as the color of SP500 stocks:

Thread 🧵
April 9, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Indiana Jones punching Elon while he is giving a N**i salute

As requested by Gary Mancini
February 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Petition to change Kid Rock's nickname to "American Sadass" after his no clap tantrum
February 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
November 25, 2024 at 2:11 AM
January 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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I’ve never watched Matrix Reloaded I didn’t know Trinity and Neo have sex in a pizza oven
January 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
@daybreakgames.bsky.social bring back eq online adventures tho
January 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I still kinda hate threads ngl. Feed is a disaster
November 25, 2024 at 12:05 AM
This is not looking great
November 6, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Tonight's my last turn at the brewery and NGL it's months overdue. Happy to help these guys through a rough time but also very ready to have my evenings back.
April 1, 2024 at 1:47 PM
When you're knocking out before 930 you crack a high life to celebrate. Thems the rules.
February 27, 2024 at 3:30 AM