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Evaenima
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Looking for ways to save our republic from fascists. Drop a DM if you’ve got any suggestions.
Honestly, us being in a vast and interconnected scripted television universe that sliced off the "real" universe in 1988 kinda sounds about right.
September 22, 2026 at 2:46 AM
This smells right to me
September 15, 2026 at 7:48 AM
This grotesque gargoyle and his coked up cofounder literally have all your personal data and know more about you than you do.

It’s a good thing
July 3, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Insanity. Her reasoning is .. utterly devoid of reasoning
July 2, 2026 at 7:30 PM
That's a load of Quebuggy!
May 27, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Haha that's the story. I'm currently paying the price.
May 17, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I agree. But with some (recently learned) boundaries. Touch grass. But if you're MOWING the grass, pick a day that's not 90 degrees and sunny for the first time you do it in 20 years. Oh, and drink water because heat exhaustion isn't fun.

Touching grass is nice though otherwise.
May 17, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Yeah me to... That's... Weird
May 17, 2026 at 9:23 PM
That's much more existentially terrifying than I thought before I commented. You're ruining it for me, Sheridan!

This is why I don't read articles before I comment.

Also, yikes.
May 12, 2026 at 3:04 AM
This is the "Dead Internet Theory" all over. And it's also where AI might be defeated. Basically... you can't eat just your own shit and expect to be healthy (useful).
May 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Reposted by Evaenima
"Orange man bad" was true & sufficient from the very beginning. Here we are, over 10 years into this shit, and the supposed adults in charge of US elite politics & media just keep ... discovering it. Again & again. Exclaiming. "Gosh, y'know, he really does seem bad!" No shit you f'ing lumps.
April 13, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Done
March 31, 2026 at 2:11 PM
I hear ya brother... I get it too.
March 28, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Dungeon Crawler Carl is close
March 26, 2026 at 4:19 AM