Madame Kelli
@madamekelli.bsky.social
Polyam sapphic demisexual, AuDHD, witchy, shibari artist, love games (TTRPG, board, video), playing/making music (guitar, bass, uke), various crafting, reading (light sci fi and fantasy), and cooking
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Spotted outside The Penthouse Nightclub in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. REUTERS/Chris Helgren.
August 31, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Spotted outside The Penthouse Nightclub in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. REUTERS/Chris Helgren.
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Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!
June 21, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!
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They're dumping slimy, green peroxide water from the Reflecting Pool back into the Potomac. #dc @popville.bsky.social
June 19, 2026 at 4:37 PM
They're dumping slimy, green peroxide water from the Reflecting Pool back into the Potomac. #dc @popville.bsky.social
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Trump: "If it works out, I'm going to take the credit. If it doesn't work out, I'm blaming JD."
June 17, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Trump: "If it works out, I'm going to take the credit. If it doesn't work out, I'm blaming JD."
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Seeing that Nate Bargatze was at the gladiatoral farce last night broke my heart. What a shame
June 15, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Seeing that Nate Bargatze was at the gladiatoral farce last night broke my heart. What a shame
It doesn't take that freaking long to erect scaffolding
June 13, 2026 at 1:37 AM
It doesn't take that freaking long to erect scaffolding
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If you’re a non-autistic person who “loves the person, but hates the autism” or you see yourself “battling autism”… or find yourself saying things like “autism won today” - please remove yourself from my orbit immediately.
#ActuallyAutistic #Autism #AutismAcceptanceMonth
#ActuallyAutistic #Autism #AutismAcceptanceMonth
April 2, 2026 at 12:37 PM
If you’re a non-autistic person who “loves the person, but hates the autism” or you see yourself “battling autism”… or find yourself saying things like “autism won today” - please remove yourself from my orbit immediately.
#ActuallyAutistic #Autism #AutismAcceptanceMonth
#ActuallyAutistic #Autism #AutismAcceptanceMonth
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The Clintons right now.
a man yawning while driving a car with his mouth open
ALT: a man yawning while driving a car with his mouth open
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:03 AM
The Clintons right now.
It's just an avocado, Michael
What could it cost? 2 for 10 bucks?
What could it cost? 2 for 10 bucks?
December 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It's just an avocado, Michael
What could it cost? 2 for 10 bucks?
What could it cost? 2 for 10 bucks?
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
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I'm not ashamed of who I am.
That's my family's job.
That's my family's job.
November 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I'm not ashamed of who I am.
That's my family's job.
That's my family's job.
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Would love to see some reporting on how the airline lobby put on the pressure.
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Would love to see some reporting on how the airline lobby put on the pressure.
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
Has anyone had a chance to ask Susan Collins if she's now "concerned" about her choice to support RFKjr?
September 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Has anyone had a chance to ask Susan Collins if she's now "concerned" about her choice to support RFKjr?
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Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.
September 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.
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You can condemn murder and political violence without whitewashing Charlie Kirk's shameful history of hate, racism, white nationalism and promotion of dangerous conspiracies that radicalized Trump supporters to violence.
You can do both.
You can do both.
September 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
You can condemn murder and political violence without whitewashing Charlie Kirk's shameful history of hate, racism, white nationalism and promotion of dangerous conspiracies that radicalized Trump supporters to violence.
You can do both.
You can do both.
I just learned there's a company called "Brick 'em Young" that makes Mormon legos
August 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I just learned there's a company called "Brick 'em Young" that makes Mormon legos
You know who would have blocked this Cracker Barrel logo redesign?
Brad's wife
Brad's wife
August 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
You know who would have blocked this Cracker Barrel logo redesign?
Brad's wife
Brad's wife
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CHIEF: I’ll need your badge and your service weapon.
ME: [puts a badge and a Quiznos Turkey Ranch Swiss on the desk]
CHIEF: Both of ‘em.
ME: [hesitates then bends over and unstraps a McRib from my ankle]
ME: [puts a badge and a Quiznos Turkey Ranch Swiss on the desk]
CHIEF: Both of ‘em.
ME: [hesitates then bends over and unstraps a McRib from my ankle]
August 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
CHIEF: I’ll need your badge and your service weapon.
ME: [puts a badge and a Quiznos Turkey Ranch Swiss on the desk]
CHIEF: Both of ‘em.
ME: [hesitates then bends over and unstraps a McRib from my ankle]
ME: [puts a badge and a Quiznos Turkey Ranch Swiss on the desk]
CHIEF: Both of ‘em.
ME: [hesitates then bends over and unstraps a McRib from my ankle]
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[writing the constitution]
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
August 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
[writing the constitution]
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
I mean, I suppose it's positive that Jeffries is filibustering the inevitable horrors, but where was this level of willingness to obstruct everyday since January? #TooLittleTooLate
July 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I mean, I suppose it's positive that Jeffries is filibustering the inevitable horrors, but where was this level of willingness to obstruct everyday since January? #TooLittleTooLate