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James
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Mainly belongs in the mountains.
Essex area coordinator bdmlr.org.uk
Chair southessexwildlife.org
Opinions very much my own.
This is entirely sensible and I know we don't do sensible any more but sign it anyway.
September 8, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Those leopard bites look like they could do with a couple of stitches

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Milo Yiannopoulos, a far-right political commentator, detained by ICE
A former editor of Breitbart News, Yiannopoulos has also served as an intern for Marjorie Taylor Greene
www.theguardian.com
August 29, 2026 at 7:43 AM
It's ok lads, he's considering banning disposable barbecues.
August 13, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Having a bit of a shindig at the weekend so quite pleased this arrived in time :D
August 7, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Lilley's Rhubarb Cider is just as delicious as it sounds in case you were wondering.
July 15, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Chicken prison removal phase 1: roof off.
July 14, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Apparently they're like old TV sets; you just bang the top when they go wrong and you can easily get another 20 years out of them.

www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Sizewell B nuclear power plant granted a 20-year life extension
Extension comes as government encourages first nuclear power projects in a generation to meet UK’s growing need for electricity
www.theguardian.com
July 9, 2026 at 11:06 AM
And now the exciting prospect of one middle-aged white guy being replaced by another middle-aged white guy.
June 19, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Bluesky algo desperately trying to work out what the world cup is:
June 12, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Oi! That was my dinner!

(I still haven't found the bowl)
May 29, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Oh do fuck off dot gif
April 17, 2026 at 6:43 AM
The perfect illustration of where we are with wifi connected "smart" appliances 😂
April 5, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Petrol was 140p when I went past the petrol station on my way to work this morning so thought I'd take advantage during my lunch break.

177p

🤦
March 26, 2026 at 1:13 PM
March 21, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Anyway I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation as to why the chicken sheds are rigged with high power UV lamps and it's nothing to do with why the previous owner left in such a hurry #FenlandLife
March 4, 2026 at 8:08 AM
I do like how it's perfectly acceptable to fall off the second and third floors but not, apparently, the roof.
December 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Well-versed start to the first test there by England 🙄
#ashes
November 21, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Top work HT, it arrived today :) @happytoast.co.uk

Get yours at www.lulu.com/shop/happy-t...

(Even the little typo that snuck in made me chuckle) :D
October 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I don't know who needs this but if you listen to audio books then check out xigxag, a UK alternative to feeding the tech billionaire overlords.
Complete purchases through the website rather than the app as their fees are 3-4x less. You can still listen through the app though
@xigxaguk.bsky.social
October 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This is completely insane and we want to build more of the things?

I wonder how long it takes to decommission a wind turbine? Not 150 years I'm betting.

Full article: www.theguardian.com/environment/...
October 7, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Is ladybird day a thing now? There must be thousands flying around out here.
October 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Best get ready for the rapture
September 23, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Cool, you get arrested for this now. Seems perfectly normal for these perfectly normal times
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Four arrested after images of Trump and Epstein projected on to Windsor Castle ahead of president’s visit
Trump arrived in Britain late on Tuesday for an unprecedented second state visit in which he will be hosted by King Charles
www.theguardian.com
September 17, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Tough night.
Not the result anyone would have hoped for but preventing suffering is always the best outcome.
#commonDolphin #cetacean #stranding #BDMLR #SEWH
September 1, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Had to revive quite a few of these in the last couple of days, I'm assuming the sudden cooler nights have caught them out.

1 part golden syrup to 1 part water in a shallow saucer seems to do the trick.
August 30, 2025 at 8:41 AM