You'll have to think of paul atreides staring deeply into the meta glasses of kylie jenner all the way through dune 3
July 9, 2026 at 8:06 PM
You'll have to think of paul atreides staring deeply into the meta glasses of kylie jenner all the way through dune 3
Making the jamba juice employee read out this entire thing before I'll pick it up
July 4, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Making the jamba juice employee read out this entire thing before I'll pick it up
Taylor Lorenz is like a civil war reenactor but for 2021. The dedication to the bit is so immersive
June 23, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Taylor Lorenz is like a civil war reenactor but for 2021. The dedication to the bit is so immersive
i can't believe america turned 80 yesterday
June 15, 2026 at 2:04 PM
i can't believe america turned 80 yesterday
What am I supposed to do now?? I just had 400 of these printed!!
June 13, 2026 at 10:23 PM
What am I supposed to do now?? I just had 400 of these printed!!
Would you screw me if i was a worm
June 8, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Would you screw me if i was a worm
So sick of all these armchair commenters. Real commenters like me appear in person to vocalize our comments
June 7, 2026 at 2:57 PM
So sick of all these armchair commenters. Real commenters like me appear in person to vocalize our comments
my hot take is you're a new yorker if you've visited there for a total of 10 days, which makes me a new yorker
June 6, 2026 at 1:09 PM
my hot take is you're a new yorker if you've visited there for a total of 10 days, which makes me a new yorker
Shout out to any big corporations still doing pride flag profile pics in Woke 2, it's not a phase mom my brand is an FY27 ally
June 1, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Shout out to any big corporations still doing pride flag profile pics in Woke 2, it's not a phase mom my brand is an FY27 ally
Beto texting while driving yet again
May 27, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Beto texting while driving yet again
deleting the part about "breaking down silos" in my cover letter to the agricultural conglomerate!
May 26, 2026 at 4:00 PM
deleting the part about "breaking down silos" in my cover letter to the agricultural conglomerate!
i'm very simple. i dont want to work at the computer, i want to go out and build my pergola. then when im out building my pergola i want to long for the computer.
May 26, 2026 at 3:40 PM
i'm very simple. i dont want to work at the computer, i want to go out and build my pergola. then when im out building my pergola i want to long for the computer.
I just need more adaptogens to balance my nootropic levels
May 23, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I just need more adaptogens to balance my nootropic levels
I bought a thrifted hardcover copy of Salt Fat Acid Heat online. The condition was marked "Fair." It arrived, the cover positively splattered with bits of recipes past! A 5-star review in its own right. I wiped it down with alcohol and now it's pristine & ready for life #2 with me.
May 20, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I bought a thrifted hardcover copy of Salt Fat Acid Heat online. The condition was marked "Fair." It arrived, the cover positively splattered with bits of recipes past! A 5-star review in its own right. I wiped it down with alcohol and now it's pristine & ready for life #2 with me.
ACAB includes Kim Possible
May 1, 2026 at 12:43 AM
ACAB includes Kim Possible
I'm officially taking the moderate position on the shooting at the WHCD last night: they should get exactly 1/2 of the way through building the ballroom.
April 26, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I'm officially taking the moderate position on the shooting at the WHCD last night: they should get exactly 1/2 of the way through building the ballroom.
🎶 "Baby.. Where The Hell Is My Foreskin"
April 24, 2026 at 3:19 PM
🎶 "Baby.. Where The Hell Is My Foreskin"
he didn't propose, he wifezoned me
April 23, 2026 at 6:38 PM
he didn't propose, he wifezoned me
on the day i can switch the cable lat raise weight from 5lbs to 10lbs
April 23, 2026 at 4:15 PM
on the day i can switch the cable lat raise weight from 5lbs to 10lbs
i heard if trump sees his shadow tonight we get 6 more weeks of war
April 1, 2026 at 9:21 PM
i heard if trump sees his shadow tonight we get 6 more weeks of war
They just refuse to make dinosaur media for adult audiences that does not center excruciatingly on the death and suffering of those dinosaurs
March 16, 2026 at 3:38 PM
They just refuse to make dinosaur media for adult audiences that does not center excruciatingly on the death and suffering of those dinosaurs
Normie cheerful coach at the end of my group fitness class just now: "The world sucks right now, right? Like, the world vibe" and the whole class of mixed gender, age & race just laughed
March 15, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Normie cheerful coach at the end of my group fitness class just now: "The world sucks right now, right? Like, the world vibe" and the whole class of mixed gender, age & race just laughed
As a 38 year old, I just want to be called young again. That's why I'm running for congress
March 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
As a 38 year old, I just want to be called young again. That's why I'm running for congress
i'm so streaming-pilled i was in a 1:1 call with my manager when the door rang and I told him "I'm going to pause you really quick"
February 19, 2026 at 4:42 PM
i'm so streaming-pilled i was in a 1:1 call with my manager when the door rang and I told him "I'm going to pause you really quick"