Miranda
@madlymiranda.bsky.social
28 | Queer/Poly | Pragmatic | Free Spirited Aquarius |
The natural lifecycle of a textbook:
February 11, 2026 at 2:31 PM
The natural lifecycle of a textbook:
This is the first time I've ever lived on my own. Fully. No roommates or anything. Kinda scary tbh.
But also liberating.
But also liberating.
February 8, 2026 at 6:26 PM
This is the first time I've ever lived on my own. Fully. No roommates or anything. Kinda scary tbh.
But also liberating.
But also liberating.
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"Abolish the Police and then what?" while infantile and often asked in bad faith, is at least, on some levels, a real question
"Ablish ICE and then what?" Is not a real question. Clearly if ICE didn't exist tomorrow society would just objectively be more peaceful and would not in any way fall apart
"Ablish ICE and then what?" Is not a real question. Clearly if ICE didn't exist tomorrow society would just objectively be more peaceful and would not in any way fall apart
February 4, 2026 at 4:24 AM
"Abolish the Police and then what?" while infantile and often asked in bad faith, is at least, on some levels, a real question
"Ablish ICE and then what?" Is not a real question. Clearly if ICE didn't exist tomorrow society would just objectively be more peaceful and would not in any way fall apart
"Ablish ICE and then what?" Is not a real question. Clearly if ICE didn't exist tomorrow society would just objectively be more peaceful and would not in any way fall apart
I got approved for my apartment!! Thank you Universe
February 4, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I got approved for my apartment!! Thank you Universe
My apartment caught on fire on my birthday
January 28, 2026 at 5:51 PM
My apartment caught on fire on my birthday
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Now that’s an advertisement.
You really do need to watch the video, this is the drunkest I’ve seen someone with a gun in a professional capacity
January 26, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Now that’s an advertisement.
I've got a crush on the maintenance man at my apartment complex 😅
January 26, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I've got a crush on the maintenance man at my apartment complex 😅
The most loving thing my bf has ever done was when I complained that I still needed to move my porch stuff into the storage closet and he just Went out there and moved everything plus some into the storage closet while asking "is this good right here?"
January 6, 2026 at 7:50 PM
The most loving thing my bf has ever done was when I complained that I still needed to move my porch stuff into the storage closet and he just Went out there and moved everything plus some into the storage closet while asking "is this good right here?"
I was telling one of the parents about some of the books we often read to the class (3s). One of them is "I'm a Unicorn" by Helen Yoon. It's about a cow that argues she's a unicorn based off the fact she has one horn.
December 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I was telling one of the parents about some of the books we often read to the class (3s). One of them is "I'm a Unicorn" by Helen Yoon. It's about a cow that argues she's a unicorn based off the fact she has one horn.
Very nicely told the county defense attorney to fuck off bc I didn't want to hear about this god damn charge with my ex roommate again.
December 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Very nicely told the county defense attorney to fuck off bc I didn't want to hear about this god damn charge with my ex roommate again.
Head game so good they go from texting me every 2-3 days to getting good morning texts
December 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Head game so good they go from texting me every 2-3 days to getting good morning texts
The new daycare I work at? Also on its way out. Fuck.
The daycare I work at closed today. The entire staff laid off.
Shit.
Shit.
December 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The new daycare I work at? Also on its way out. Fuck.
I've got 4 guys on a roster none of them are responding to me rn
December 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I've got 4 guys on a roster none of them are responding to me rn
The daycare I work at closed today. The entire staff laid off.
Shit.
Shit.
November 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The daycare I work at closed today. The entire staff laid off.
Shit.
Shit.
Trying to hold my hand on a first date is a crazy move.
November 3, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Trying to hold my hand on a first date is a crazy move.
Does someone wanna buy me coco shrimp?
October 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Does someone wanna buy me coco shrimp?
Do I have C-PTSD? Is it BPD? Am i autistic?
a cartoon cat with glasses and a lollipop says the world may never know .
Alt: Tootsie Pop Owl handing a lollipop stick to a child stating "the world may never know"
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October 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Do I have C-PTSD? Is it BPD? Am i autistic?
Plug said he'd be back in town by 12. Its 12:30
October 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Plug said he'd be back in town by 12. Its 12:30
Asked a guy to send clean STI results to me before we met up.
Sent me a dick pic and said "see? All clean"
Sent me a dick pic and said "see? All clean"
October 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Asked a guy to send clean STI results to me before we met up.
Sent me a dick pic and said "see? All clean"
Sent me a dick pic and said "see? All clean"
Cold rotini pasta feels like a little massage on that gum where I got my tooth pulled
September 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Cold rotini pasta feels like a little massage on that gum where I got my tooth pulled
I got a tooth pulled this weekend.
I'm eating a popsicle pain free for the first time in my life.
Is this how everyone enjoys popsicles???
I'm eating a popsicle pain free for the first time in my life.
Is this how everyone enjoys popsicles???
September 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I got a tooth pulled this weekend.
I'm eating a popsicle pain free for the first time in my life.
Is this how everyone enjoys popsicles???
I'm eating a popsicle pain free for the first time in my life.
Is this how everyone enjoys popsicles???
Think I just realized I don't actually like this guy that's in my bed. Stop making all my stuff smell like you. I want it to smell like ME
September 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Think I just realized I don't actually like this guy that's in my bed. Stop making all my stuff smell like you. I want it to smell like ME
Ever spend so long debating on what to do for food it gets late and you just go to bed instead?
August 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Ever spend so long debating on what to do for food it gets late and you just go to bed instead?