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They've hacked my AC.
I hadn't thought about this song in years and then YouTube suggested it to me yesterday, now it's on repeat. Love the resolute, plodding beat in the background throughout.

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The Barr Brothers - You Would Have to Lose Your Mind
YouTube video by Secret City Records
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September 8, 2026 at 3:49 AM
New most popular comment, by tens of thousands. Lawyer analyzing a prank of a guy told he'd be smelling a new fragrance but it was secretly smelling salts & he was alarmed. Quote from the lawyer's commentary:

"consent isn't valid when it's obtained through deception" this also applies to sex
August 21, 2026 at 11:48 AM
My life has been shaped around getting feel good brain chemicals in order & just when I finally have...I get a vasoconstriction syndrome dx & have to stop my antidepressant & thc for at least a month 😭😭 preferable to thunderclap headaches & stroking out I guess

Pictured: bleakest ER turkey sandwich
June 17, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I've never liked gwyneth paltrow, long before goop or any widely known reason, she's just always given me the ick. Now she's the face of new Israeli luxury apartments in occupied Palestine, did a vile commercial. I feel so vindicated. My intuition about the truth of a person has never been wrong.
June 10, 2026 at 3:18 AM
My new answer to "what are you doing with your life?" just dropped thanks to @ygmarshall.bsky.social
June 7, 2026 at 11:02 PM
MMA has a toxic fan base bc it speaks to angry, existentially weak males who get off on the "might makes right" nature of the sport.

Since Dana White makes his millions off of that principle, it's only fair he and Sean Strickland determine the right position on Israel in the octagon.
June 6, 2026 at 10:35 PM
MMA fighters beefing with the UFC about Israel and becoming social media heroes for Palestine is a true delight in this white supremacist totalitarian hellscape
Paramount is always stressing when Bryce Mitchell picks up the mic.

TT: @mmajunkieofficial
June 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Marianne Williamson blocked me on ig for critiquing her commitment to morally sound principles & her failure of intellectual & moral rigor re: Israel & Palestine. Turns out she's just another white boomer former progressive who thinks she's a progressive & can't handle reality. Quelle surprise! Lol
May 29, 2026 at 3:08 AM
This item is seriously testing my weakness for quality frivolities with whimsy multipliers

Or it would be, if I wouldn't feel horrible about using that money on a sterling silver ice cream cone instead of, say, feeding starving people.

There's bound to be a cheaper steel option down market soon 🤞
May 25, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I hated the poem at the end of the radio version so much as a kid I would run to turn it off before it ruined the vibe.

I also got it in my head it was knights in white satin and even though I didn't know what that could mean it never occurred to me it could be nights lol

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Nights In White Satin (Single Version)
YouTube video by The Moody Blues - Topic
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May 23, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I decided against another wool birdhouse for the paper wasps bc I feared future tenants may not be as hospitable should the wasps return every year.

No matter! They found a corner in a shelf for a new nest. There's another tiny nest on the ceiling that I think is a different wasp. 🫪 So far so good
May 14, 2026 at 6:21 AM
I decided to stop cymbalta a few days ago. Here are some things that have made me cry since I stopped, plus a nice vid from my hike:
-2 geese concerned about their carer's injured foot (seen this video multiple x previously)
-a Ridglan beagle going to the beach for the first time (seen 1x before)
May 10, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Going by the trump administration's criteria for dei essentially being anything that singles out a specific group...here's Trump doing the most DEI thing I've ever seen. Quelle surprise.

What a thing to watch this all is.
May 2, 2026 at 1:51 AM
FB reminded me that today is 3 years since chatgpt gave me bad intel about wildflowers & my former housemate's 2wd truck had to be towed off a mountainside to the tune of $1100.

This was before it was understood that chatgpt could be totally wrong.

...but it's my roommate's fault we got stuck.
May 2, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Nazi bitches are my new preoccupation. All my evil books no longer fit on my evil bookshelf 😭

PS only women get to use misogynistic gender slurs
April 16, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I'm going full dazzle face stat

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April 14, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Should I get another felt birdhouse for the wasps?
Now they're awake and they keep coming back, buzzing around where it used to be. I'm sorry paper wasps!
April 7, 2026 at 6:39 AM
I feel so bad, I got this felt birdhouse & the birds had 0 interest, but paper wasps took up residence for 2 nesting seasons. Their carnivorous young ultimately produced a tacky waste/decay goo seeping out the bottom, so I threw it out when the nest was empty & they were hibernating elsewhere.
April 7, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Dems trying to get me to agree with their inaction and excuses and defenses of genocide & genocide apologists by saying "we're on the same side" are high comedy. Literally no, you're my adversary. You support genocide. Genocide supporters should die IDK what to tell you
April 6, 2026 at 2:04 AM
It's so satisfying to say "shut the fuck up bootlicker" that IDEC if they don't reply because they had to concede my unimpeachable point or because they thought it was dumb. Every bootlicker knows they're a bootlicker & there's little else more pathetic or embarrassing than stumping for evil. 🚫👢👅
April 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM
As an ugly, hateful, meek person I find this basket very confusing
March 29, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Real campaign material from the incumbent, a highly sus ex sheriff. This area has WSDS (white supremacy derangement syndrome) big time. Lol at that absurd forearm. He'll probably win. 🙄
March 25, 2026 at 9:25 PM
This shitbag is so transparent & unserious.

When asked if he's a Zionist: “I revere Israel. I’m proud to support Israel."

He doesn't say no. He was silent on Palestine. Israel shouldn't exist & he's deepthroating their boot. How does he not realize he's a joke?

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Gavin Newsom says he regrets using term ‘apartheid’ to describe Israel
California governor backtracks and says he meant to apply term to Israel’s future if it continues on present trajectory
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March 25, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Love this quote by Bryan Stevenson, founder & ED of @eji.org, especially the last two words:

"...we all need mercy, we all need justice, and—perhaps—we all need some measure of unmerited grace."

(My personal caveat is this of course excludes Nazis. I maintain my position of NEVER trusting them.)
March 23, 2026 at 12:46 AM
This was all brown a few days ago! So beautiful
March 18, 2026 at 12:10 AM