Maggie
@maggie-and-mum.bsky.social
I’m a sassy little tabby kitty that loves her family, even Gracie.
Chief job steward of the itty bitty kitty committee.
Expert in nonsensical contract negotiations.
Just love each other 🐾🐾❤️
Chief job steward of the itty bitty kitty committee.
Expert in nonsensical contract negotiations.
Just love each other 🐾🐾❤️
I’m so mad and upset. Gracie was trying to eat me and all Mum could do was take a photo and make jokes about how my ears look like airplane flaps.
She waits will be sorry when Gracie succeeds and ends up eating me. Mum says Gracie just wants to be friends, but she’s naive. I’m in danger
She waits will be sorry when Gracie succeeds and ends up eating me. Mum says Gracie just wants to be friends, but she’s naive. I’m in danger
October 11, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I’m so mad and upset. Gracie was trying to eat me and all Mum could do was take a photo and make jokes about how my ears look like airplane flaps.
She waits will be sorry when Gracie succeeds and ends up eating me. Mum says Gracie just wants to be friends, but she’s naive. I’m in danger
She waits will be sorry when Gracie succeeds and ends up eating me. Mum says Gracie just wants to be friends, but she’s naive. I’m in danger
Ru Roh! Cali and I are in the doghouse today. We got a little carried away with our rough housing last night and knocked over a huge plant. Mum woke up to dirt everywhere this morning. Since she was asleep, we both got in poop. It’s ok, Mum gave us both a liver treatie anyway. She’s a sucker ❤️🐾
October 9, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Ru Roh! Cali and I are in the doghouse today. We got a little carried away with our rough housing last night and knocked over a huge plant. Mum woke up to dirt everywhere this morning. Since she was asleep, we both got in poop. It’s ok, Mum gave us both a liver treatie anyway. She’s a sucker ❤️🐾
I’m just so full. Mum made ham today and every time I yelled HAM, I got a little piece. I think I even got more than Gracie did. Such a lucky kitty. Negotiations start next week and Mum knows I’m going to be tough, so she’s trying to soften me up. Only my tummy is soft, she’ll find out. ❤️🐾
September 28, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I’m just so full. Mum made ham today and every time I yelled HAM, I got a little piece. I think I even got more than Gracie did. Such a lucky kitty. Negotiations start next week and Mum knows I’m going to be tough, so she’s trying to soften me up. Only my tummy is soft, she’ll find out. ❤️🐾
Mum and I were having so many snuggles while she cooked dinner. Stinky Gracie was passed out downstairs so I had Mum all to myself. Mum told me I have the cutest feeties and should show them off more often. So here are my feeties. I love having Mum home, but wish she would feel better.
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September 24, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Mum and I were having so many snuggles while she cooked dinner. Stinky Gracie was passed out downstairs so I had Mum all to myself. Mum told me I have the cutest feeties and should show them off more often. So here are my feeties. I love having Mum home, but wish she would feel better.
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Sending out some love to @bellwhitworth.bsky.social and her best friend, Bowie today. Sometimes, when Mum gets sad, I give her lots of snuggles.
❤️❤️🐾
#Caturday
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#Caturday
September 19, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Sending out some love to @bellwhitworth.bsky.social and her best friend, Bowie today. Sometimes, when Mum gets sad, I give her lots of snuggles.
❤️❤️🐾
#Caturday
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#Caturday
How about a big ol’ smooch from a tiny tabby? I feel all sorts of love today.
As a proud Canadian kitty, I approve of getting more European treaties. Variety is the spiciness of my life. 🐾❤️
As a proud Canadian kitty, I approve of getting more European treaties. Variety is the spiciness of my life. 🐾❤️
September 18, 2026 at 3:11 PM
How about a big ol’ smooch from a tiny tabby? I feel all sorts of love today.
As a proud Canadian kitty, I approve of getting more European treaties. Variety is the spiciness of my life. 🐾❤️
As a proud Canadian kitty, I approve of getting more European treaties. Variety is the spiciness of my life. 🐾❤️
I’m hanging out in Cali’s favourite spot tonight. Why, you may ask? Because Gracie is being a douche. ❤️🐾
September 17, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I’m hanging out in Cali’s favourite spot tonight. Why, you may ask? Because Gracie is being a douche. ❤️🐾
I’m annoyed! Want to know why I’m annoyed? Cause, everyone and
Everything is annoying, especially stinky Gracie.
I’ll snap out of it tomorrow, maybe, or when Mum gives me my devil’s lettuce.
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Everything is annoying, especially stinky Gracie.
I’ll snap out of it tomorrow, maybe, or when Mum gives me my devil’s lettuce.
🐾❤️
September 14, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I’m annoyed! Want to know why I’m annoyed? Cause, everyone and
Everything is annoying, especially stinky Gracie.
I’ll snap out of it tomorrow, maybe, or when Mum gives me my devil’s lettuce.
🐾❤️
Everything is annoying, especially stinky Gracie.
I’ll snap out of it tomorrow, maybe, or when Mum gives me my devil’s lettuce.
🐾❤️
What’s this? Mum finally found my account. Oh happy day! I’ve missed you all. Things have been quiet here. Mum has been sick and I’ve been trying to be a good kitty. The committee is doing our work without complaining….much. Mum still gives us the fresh devil’s lettuce everyday. It’s a bribe. ❤️🐾
September 13, 2026 at 1:26 AM
What’s this? Mum finally found my account. Oh happy day! I’ve missed you all. Things have been quiet here. Mum has been sick and I’ve been trying to be a good kitty. The committee is doing our work without complaining….much. Mum still gives us the fresh devil’s lettuce everyday. It’s a bribe. ❤️🐾
What’s this nonsense about ginger cat appreciation day? Where’s chief negotiator tabby cat day? I’ve been quiet lately because Mum has thwarted negotiations by providing freshly grown catnip every night for me and the crew. Once the bribery stops, I will rule at the negotiating table once again. ❤️🐾
September 2, 2026 at 1:04 AM
What’s this nonsense about ginger cat appreciation day? Where’s chief negotiator tabby cat day? I’ve been quiet lately because Mum has thwarted negotiations by providing freshly grown catnip every night for me and the crew. Once the bribery stops, I will rule at the negotiating table once again. ❤️🐾
I have been quiet lately cause Mum has been feeling awful. I snuggle with her every chance I get. Mum says she’s feeling pretty good this weekend and is making banana bread. I like bananas and bread but Mum says none for me because of chocolate chips. Phooey!
I’ll be sneaky and have a taste.
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I’ll be sneaky and have a taste.
❤️🐾
August 23, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I have been quiet lately cause Mum has been feeling awful. I snuggle with her every chance I get. Mum says she’s feeling pretty good this weekend and is making banana bread. I like bananas and bread but Mum says none for me because of chocolate chips. Phooey!
I’ll be sneaky and have a taste.
❤️🐾
I’ll be sneaky and have a taste.
❤️🐾
Things are looking up at the bargaining table. On behalf of the itty bitty kitty committee, and as the chief job steward, I demanded that Mum buy different tasting wet yummies. We were getting bored with the same old stuff. Mum brought home 6 new tastes, we love them and Mum is saving some monies ❤️🐾
August 11, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Things are looking up at the bargaining table. On behalf of the itty bitty kitty committee, and as the chief job steward, I demanded that Mum buy different tasting wet yummies. We were getting bored with the same old stuff. Mum brought home 6 new tastes, we love them and Mum is saving some monies ❤️🐾
BUSTED!!!
Mum caught me eating stinky Gracie’s breakfast. Oops. I’m not ashamed I did it, only that she caught me. I’m losing my stealth kitty mojo. Mum just laughed and called me sneaky, but I know this is a strike against me at the bargaining table. I’ll have to be more careful. ❤️🐾
Mum caught me eating stinky Gracie’s breakfast. Oops. I’m not ashamed I did it, only that she caught me. I’m losing my stealth kitty mojo. Mum just laughed and called me sneaky, but I know this is a strike against me at the bargaining table. I’ll have to be more careful. ❤️🐾
August 10, 2026 at 11:55 AM
BUSTED!!!
Mum caught me eating stinky Gracie’s breakfast. Oops. I’m not ashamed I did it, only that she caught me. I’m losing my stealth kitty mojo. Mum just laughed and called me sneaky, but I know this is a strike against me at the bargaining table. I’ll have to be more careful. ❤️🐾
Mum caught me eating stinky Gracie’s breakfast. Oops. I’m not ashamed I did it, only that she caught me. I’m losing my stealth kitty mojo. Mum just laughed and called me sneaky, but I know this is a strike against me at the bargaining table. I’ll have to be more careful. ❤️🐾
It’s ok, when you’re feeling a bit blue or vulnerable to ask for a snuggle. I do it all the time, actually, I don’t ever ask.
Fierce negotiations start tomorrow. I’m just letting Mum love me until we are enemies (at the bargaining table only)
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Fierce negotiations start tomorrow. I’m just letting Mum love me until we are enemies (at the bargaining table only)
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Coffee is ready but someone turned on the engine and is idling on my lap. ❤️❤️❤️❤️🐾
@maggie-and-mum.bsky.social
@maggie-and-mum.bsky.social
August 10, 2026 at 3:08 AM
It’s ok, when you’re feeling a bit blue or vulnerable to ask for a snuggle. I do it all the time, actually, I don’t ever ask.
Fierce negotiations start tomorrow. I’m just letting Mum love me until we are enemies (at the bargaining table only)
🐾❤️
Fierce negotiations start tomorrow. I’m just letting Mum love me until we are enemies (at the bargaining table only)
🐾❤️
What’s this? A big day in the kitty sphere. My best friend Cali ate all her treaties out in the open, even though stinky Gracie was in the same room. Cali knows Gracie is a fraidycat around me cause I can kick her butt. Strange noises are coming from Mum. I hope she’s ok enough to give treaties ❤️🐾
August 6, 2026 at 2:45 AM
What’s this? A big day in the kitty sphere. My best friend Cali ate all her treaties out in the open, even though stinky Gracie was in the same room. Cali knows Gracie is a fraidycat around me cause I can kick her butt. Strange noises are coming from Mum. I hope she’s ok enough to give treaties ❤️🐾
Stinky Gracie interrupted my snuggles with Mum by prancing around with her stupid purple bunny. Non stop squeaking. She doesn’t even know how silly she looked.
I’m so glad I never do anything silly that would irritate Gracie. Mum says I’m perfect or something like that. ❤️🐾
I’m so glad I never do anything silly that would irritate Gracie. Mum says I’m perfect or something like that. ❤️🐾
August 5, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Stinky Gracie interrupted my snuggles with Mum by prancing around with her stupid purple bunny. Non stop squeaking. She doesn’t even know how silly she looked.
I’m so glad I never do anything silly that would irritate Gracie. Mum says I’m perfect or something like that. ❤️🐾
I’m so glad I never do anything silly that would irritate Gracie. Mum says I’m perfect or something like that. ❤️🐾
What’s this? Why it’s me, getting Mum’s lap all to myself. We had the best snuggles today. She was feeling more like herself and could spend some time upstairs with the committee. Gracie was napping because she’s lazy. Even Cali came out for nose boops.
I love snuggle days.
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I love snuggle days.
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August 3, 2026 at 9:34 PM
What’s this? Why it’s me, getting Mum’s lap all to myself. We had the best snuggles today. She was feeling more like herself and could spend some time upstairs with the committee. Gracie was napping because she’s lazy. Even Cali came out for nose boops.
I love snuggle days.
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I love snuggle days.
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Mum isn’t feeling well so I volunteered to work a double security shift. Not to worry, I negotiated a real jammy shift premium. I get kitty nip AND treaties when I work overtime.
Here I am guarding Mum from a pesky squirrel because Gracie’s « too tired » 🙄
So done put on some coffee please ❤️🐾
Here I am guarding Mum from a pesky squirrel because Gracie’s « too tired » 🙄
So done put on some coffee please ❤️🐾
July 31, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Mum isn’t feeling well so I volunteered to work a double security shift. Not to worry, I negotiated a real jammy shift premium. I get kitty nip AND treaties when I work overtime.
Here I am guarding Mum from a pesky squirrel because Gracie’s « too tired » 🙄
So done put on some coffee please ❤️🐾
Here I am guarding Mum from a pesky squirrel because Gracie’s « too tired » 🙄
So done put on some coffee please ❤️🐾
It’s tongue out Tuesday or something. Mum says I’ve been an exceptionally good kitty these last few days and have managed to keep my attitude in check. I say, no way. My attitude is who I am.
Stinky Gracie has been here for two whole years now, it feels like eternity. I love her anyway. ❤️🐾
Stinky Gracie has been here for two whole years now, it feels like eternity. I love her anyway. ❤️🐾
July 28, 2026 at 3:07 PM
It’s tongue out Tuesday or something. Mum says I’ve been an exceptionally good kitty these last few days and have managed to keep my attitude in check. I say, no way. My attitude is who I am.
Stinky Gracie has been here for two whole years now, it feels like eternity. I love her anyway. ❤️🐾
Stinky Gracie has been here for two whole years now, it feels like eternity. I love her anyway. ❤️🐾
Now I’m stuck in the fucking kitchen because stinky Gracie is hunting me from the living room. All I want is some liver treaties and I have to brave certain death to get them. A wildcat strike is looking more and more likely. Mum says she’s sleeping but I know better. Completely unacceptable
July 23, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Now I’m stuck in the fucking kitchen because stinky Gracie is hunting me from the living room. All I want is some liver treaties and I have to brave certain death to get them. A wildcat strike is looking more and more likely. Mum says she’s sleeping but I know better. Completely unacceptable
Do you see the nonsense I have to put up with? Stinky Gracie makes me hide like a criminal kitty because she wants to eat me. Mum says that Gracie won’t hurt me, but you can clearly see that she’s foaming at the mouth like a rabid coyote. These working conditions are unacceptable. My list is growing
July 22, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Do you see the nonsense I have to put up with? Stinky Gracie makes me hide like a criminal kitty because she wants to eat me. Mum says that Gracie won’t hurt me, but you can clearly see that she’s foaming at the mouth like a rabid coyote. These working conditions are unacceptable. My list is growing
Tariff this, fuckface!
July 20, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Tariff this, fuckface!
Happy happy day. Mum’s home from her luxury vacation. Here I am pretending I’m chill about the whole situation, in reality I gave her the biggest snuggles. I’m even happy to see stinky Gracie. Mum was very sweary putting her wooden box together so we are all staying upstairs. Back to work tomorrow🐾
July 19, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Happy happy day. Mum’s home from her luxury vacation. Here I am pretending I’m chill about the whole situation, in reality I gave her the biggest snuggles. I’m even happy to see stinky Gracie. Mum was very sweary putting her wooden box together so we are all staying upstairs. Back to work tomorrow🐾
I’m not supposed to drink any booze, but if I was allowed, it wouldn’t be Yankee Doodle booze. This is what I think of American politicians. I would rather snuggle with stinky Gracie for one hundred nights than eat any treaties from America. Mum always tries to buy us Canadian treaties.
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July 15, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I’m not supposed to drink any booze, but if I was allowed, it wouldn’t be Yankee Doodle booze. This is what I think of American politicians. I would rather snuggle with stinky Gracie for one hundred nights than eat any treaties from America. Mum always tries to buy us Canadian treaties.
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