brutal. VT finding a new way to lose at the buzzer every week.

can we please retire ozzy saying “all aboard”?

announcers jinxed the shit out of Wheeler. “i don’t see the braves getting another hit the way wheeler looks”. why would you say that? was it Kruk?

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

@wmata.com yo what’s up with west bound OL train sitting at WFC rn?

@nationals.com can you turn it off and give me $27.99 back?

why is dylan crews batting third? #nationals

reading Land by Maggie O’Farrell and it’s getting really good.

what’s something fun to do in the DC area on the fourth that doesn’t involve waiting six hours in 100 degrees?

def a woodpecker. probably a juvenile downy or hairy. you can differentiate by their call. if the chirps go down in pitch as they trill, it’s a downy.

harper and phillies fans feeling good but if the nats had even an average bullpen, the phillies would have been swept four games (and badly). they were outplayed except for their offense against the worst relievers in the mlb.