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@magpiemongoose.bsky.social
it/its and feminine terms pls🏳️⚧️
My tummy probably hurts
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All leftism without LandBack is still fascist ❤️
My tummy probably hurts
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All leftism without LandBack is still fascist ❤️
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🌿 mongoose
@magpiemongoose.bsky.social
· Apr 12
It already has every hallmark of a good resident evil story.
-big house full of secrets
-family living there also full of secrets
-evil corpo lab underground
-monster from lab breaks free and lurks the house
-themes of genetic experimentation and corporate greed
-Young girl contains the solution
-big house full of secrets
-family living there also full of secrets
-evil corpo lab underground
-monster from lab breaks free and lurks the house
-themes of genetic experimentation and corporate greed
-Young girl contains the solution
I think I like a good critically-thinking historian a lot more than any anthropologist.
September 17, 2026 at 1:53 PM
I think I like a good critically-thinking historian a lot more than any anthropologist.
I think Zach Cregger could make a pretty good Celeste (video game) movie
September 16, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I think Zach Cregger could make a pretty good Celeste (video game) movie
Sometimes love is listening to an hour of Mackelmore trying to develop a taste for his music so that my wife won't get pissed off every time I tell them I don't care for him
September 16, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Sometimes love is listening to an hour of Mackelmore trying to develop a taste for his music so that my wife won't get pissed off every time I tell them I don't care for him
Why does everyone hyperextend their knees in the g1 transformers cartoon? They do it all the time and it stresses me out
September 16, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Why does everyone hyperextend their knees in the g1 transformers cartoon? They do it all the time and it stresses me out
I don't know a lot about anomalocaris but I've been thinking a lot about her lately
September 10, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I don't know a lot about anomalocaris but I've been thinking a lot about her lately
Google translate only offering Spain Spanish and not Mexican Spanish is racism if I've ever seen it and it affects my job as an educator
September 8, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Google translate only offering Spain Spanish and not Mexican Spanish is racism if I've ever seen it and it affects my job as an educator
People think marvel is gonna do miles morales after Peter dies fighting Doom but I bet we're gonna have a ben reilly
September 7, 2026 at 1:52 PM
People think marvel is gonna do miles morales after Peter dies fighting Doom but I bet we're gonna have a ben reilly
I just had a dream that I was playing Skyrim and found a stage light switch. My follower explained, "that's the light switch that turns the sun into ice. It would probably help us see steel and the color blue better. I tell you, no god would ever forgive us for using it, but it sounds convenient."
September 6, 2026 at 12:29 PM
I just had a dream that I was playing Skyrim and found a stage light switch. My follower explained, "that's the light switch that turns the sun into ice. It would probably help us see steel and the color blue better. I tell you, no god would ever forgive us for using it, but it sounds convenient."
Might go onto twitter and post "I'd be able to beat up Batman" just to feel something
August 26, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Might go onto twitter and post "I'd be able to beat up Batman" just to feel something
In 2000, O Brother Where Art Thou was released, and 25 years later, we got Sinners: both extremely good movies which revolve around Blues music. Are there more movies in between that I haven't seen yet, or do I need to wait until 2050 for the Next Big Blues Movie to fill out the ultimate trilogy?
August 19, 2026 at 4:33 PM
In 2000, O Brother Where Art Thou was released, and 25 years later, we got Sinners: both extremely good movies which revolve around Blues music. Are there more movies in between that I haven't seen yet, or do I need to wait until 2050 for the Next Big Blues Movie to fill out the ultimate trilogy?
In a sense that heroes belong to the population that idolizes them due to their admirable traits, fan made superhero stories like Petra Parker will always be more important and culturally relevant than the canonical stories we get from comics and movies.
August 18, 2026 at 3:14 PM
In a sense that heroes belong to the population that idolizes them due to their admirable traits, fan made superhero stories like Petra Parker will always be more important and culturally relevant than the canonical stories we get from comics and movies.
I kinda consider you a baby leftist if you hate all men
Men and masculinity are awesome. Patriarchy's the problem
Men and masculinity are awesome. Patriarchy's the problem
August 15, 2026 at 3:12 PM
I kinda consider you a baby leftist if you hate all men
Men and masculinity are awesome. Patriarchy's the problem
Men and masculinity are awesome. Patriarchy's the problem
Our generation has garbage elders. Like genuinely.
"Hi Grandma, who lives in a mansion on the side of the mountain, my 7 year old cat is sick and I'm drowning in vet bills and I'm terribly stressed."
"Idk have you considered euthanizing her? Maybe it's just her time"
Like what
"Hi Grandma, who lives in a mansion on the side of the mountain, my 7 year old cat is sick and I'm drowning in vet bills and I'm terribly stressed."
"Idk have you considered euthanizing her? Maybe it's just her time"
Like what
August 6, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Our generation has garbage elders. Like genuinely.
"Hi Grandma, who lives in a mansion on the side of the mountain, my 7 year old cat is sick and I'm drowning in vet bills and I'm terribly stressed."
"Idk have you considered euthanizing her? Maybe it's just her time"
Like what
"Hi Grandma, who lives in a mansion on the side of the mountain, my 7 year old cat is sick and I'm drowning in vet bills and I'm terribly stressed."
"Idk have you considered euthanizing her? Maybe it's just her time"
Like what
I get that she's infected with mold or replaced with Miranda for most of her screen time, but I HATE Mia and Ethan deserves so much better
August 1, 2026 at 2:48 PM
I get that she's infected with mold or replaced with Miranda for most of her screen time, but I HATE Mia and Ethan deserves so much better
I saw the new Spider-Man and it was real good
August 1, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I saw the new Spider-Man and it was real good
The first Austin Powers is genuinely saying something profound about consent that I like a lot
July 24, 2026 at 3:05 AM
The first Austin Powers is genuinely saying something profound about consent that I like a lot
I can't wait for Bread & Circuses 39*: Doomsday
*yes this is the actual number
*yes this is the actual number
July 22, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I can't wait for Bread & Circuses 39*: Doomsday
*yes this is the actual number
*yes this is the actual number
What if Sadie Sink is the Chameleon
July 22, 2026 at 12:32 AM
What if Sadie Sink is the Chameleon
if supernatural came out in the 14th century it'd be adopted into the catholic canon like dantes inferno
July 19, 2026 at 1:53 PM
if supernatural came out in the 14th century it'd be adopted into the catholic canon like dantes inferno
every team facing up against Argentina should just take a red card for the team and kick Messi in the testicles as hard as he can at the very start of the match
July 16, 2026 at 2:55 PM
every team facing up against Argentina should just take a red card for the team and kick Messi in the testicles as hard as he can at the very start of the match
Do you think you could get away with flipping off a cop while riding in a bus? Like what would they do? Follow the bus? Pull the bus over? Seems unlikely
July 15, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Do you think you could get away with flipping off a cop while riding in a bus? Like what would they do? Follow the bus? Pull the bus over? Seems unlikely
⚽this week in football news⚽
🇦🇷nazi remnants🇦🇷
VS
🏴colonizers🏴
⚽⚽⚽I guess it comes down to whoever bribes the hardest! how exciting ⚽⚽⚽
🇦🇷nazi remnants🇦🇷
VS
🏴colonizers🏴
⚽⚽⚽I guess it comes down to whoever bribes the hardest! how exciting ⚽⚽⚽
July 13, 2026 at 7:07 PM
⚽this week in football news⚽
🇦🇷nazi remnants🇦🇷
VS
🏴colonizers🏴
⚽⚽⚽I guess it comes down to whoever bribes the hardest! how exciting ⚽⚽⚽
🇦🇷nazi remnants🇦🇷
VS
🏴colonizers🏴
⚽⚽⚽I guess it comes down to whoever bribes the hardest! how exciting ⚽⚽⚽
Suddenly I very much want Mexico to win
July 1, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Suddenly I very much want Mexico to win
I think Egress should've been a two part episode, and episode one should've begun with a scene with Finn and Peebles hanging out and talking about the concept of growing up, during which the word "egress" is brought up by Finn and explained my PB.
June 29, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I think Egress should've been a two part episode, and episode one should've begun with a scene with Finn and Peebles hanging out and talking about the concept of growing up, during which the word "egress" is brought up by Finn and explained my PB.
Batman would be more effective if, occasionally, he hired a stunt performer to infiltrate the ranks of thugs so that he could violently "kill" them in front of other thugs.
The whole no killing rule is already pretty tenuous but when the villains know about it, it ruins his whole aura
The whole no killing rule is already pretty tenuous but when the villains know about it, it ruins his whole aura
June 27, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Batman would be more effective if, occasionally, he hired a stunt performer to infiltrate the ranks of thugs so that he could violently "kill" them in front of other thugs.
The whole no killing rule is already pretty tenuous but when the villains know about it, it ruins his whole aura
The whole no killing rule is already pretty tenuous but when the villains know about it, it ruins his whole aura