Major Moaner
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Everything costs more.
The packet is smaller.
The service is worse.
And somehow I'm expected to leave a tip for the privilege.
The packet is smaller.
The service is worse.
And somehow I'm expected to leave a tip for the privilege.
September 18, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Everything costs more.
The packet is smaller.
The service is worse.
And somehow I'm expected to leave a tip for the privilege.
The packet is smaller.
The service is worse.
And somehow I'm expected to leave a tip for the privilege.
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September 18, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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A government committee to investigate why we never win Eurovision. Perhaps ask the BBC to make decent programmes too. Priorities apparently.
September 18, 2026 at 2:42 PM
A government committee to investigate why we never win Eurovision. Perhaps ask the BBC to make decent programmes too. Priorities apparently.
Another day, another royal saga.
Diana, Harry, Charles, Spencer… honestly, you couldn't write this stuff.
At this rate the Crown needs a customer service department.
“Press 1 for the latest family feud. Press 2 for the latest revelation. Press 3 to hear yesterday’s argument again.”
Diana, Harry, Charles, Spencer… honestly, you couldn't write this stuff.
At this rate the Crown needs a customer service department.
“Press 1 for the latest family feud. Press 2 for the latest revelation. Press 3 to hear yesterday’s argument again.”
September 18, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Another day, another royal saga.
Diana, Harry, Charles, Spencer… honestly, you couldn't write this stuff.
At this rate the Crown needs a customer service department.
“Press 1 for the latest family feud. Press 2 for the latest revelation. Press 3 to hear yesterday’s argument again.”
Diana, Harry, Charles, Spencer… honestly, you couldn't write this stuff.
At this rate the Crown needs a customer service department.
“Press 1 for the latest family feud. Press 2 for the latest revelation. Press 3 to hear yesterday’s argument again.”
Baklava not Balaclava
September 18, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Baklava not Balaclava
Everything is now an “experience”.
I just wanted a cup of tea and a sit down.
Not an immersive journey through artisanal disappointment.
I just wanted a cup of tea and a sit down.
Not an immersive journey through artisanal disappointment.
September 18, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Everything is now an “experience”.
I just wanted a cup of tea and a sit down.
Not an immersive journey through artisanal disappointment.
I just wanted a cup of tea and a sit down.
Not an immersive journey through artisanal disappointment.
Apparently we’re living in the future.
Yet I still need three different apps to buy a sandwich.
This is progress, apparently.
Yet I still need three different apps to buy a sandwich.
This is progress, apparently.
September 18, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Apparently we’re living in the future.
Yet I still need three different apps to buy a sandwich.
This is progress, apparently.
Yet I still need three different apps to buy a sandwich.
This is progress, apparently.
Modern music has reached the stage where I can’t tell whether I’m listening to a song or someone's phone accidentally connecting to Bluetooth.
September 17, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Modern music has reached the stage where I can’t tell whether I’m listening to a song or someone's phone accidentally connecting to Bluetooth.
Went shopping for a few essentials.
Came home £47 poorer with three bags containing absolutely nothing resembling an essential.
At this point, breathing should probably be pay-per-use.
Came home £47 poorer with three bags containing absolutely nothing resembling an essential.
At this point, breathing should probably be pay-per-use.
September 17, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Went shopping for a few essentials.
Came home £47 poorer with three bags containing absolutely nothing resembling an essential.
At this point, breathing should probably be pay-per-use.
Came home £47 poorer with three bags containing absolutely nothing resembling an essential.
At this point, breathing should probably be pay-per-use.
Inflation’s back up to 3.1%.
Everything costs more, interest rates remain elevated and the Budget is looming.
Still, apparently we should all be feeling optimistic.
Must be something I haven’t bought yet.
Everything costs more, interest rates remain elevated and the Budget is looming.
Still, apparently we should all be feeling optimistic.
Must be something I haven’t bought yet.
September 17, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Inflation’s back up to 3.1%.
Everything costs more, interest rates remain elevated and the Budget is looming.
Still, apparently we should all be feeling optimistic.
Must be something I haven’t bought yet.
Everything costs more, interest rates remain elevated and the Budget is looming.
Still, apparently we should all be feeling optimistic.
Must be something I haven’t bought yet.
Weather forecast: rain.
Actual weather: rain.
Tomorrow's forecast: rain.
Britain remains committed to the project.
Actual weather: rain.
Tomorrow's forecast: rain.
Britain remains committed to the project.
September 17, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Weather forecast: rain.
Actual weather: rain.
Tomorrow's forecast: rain.
Britain remains committed to the project.
Actual weather: rain.
Tomorrow's forecast: rain.
Britain remains committed to the project.
Common sense used to be free.
Now apparently it requires a subscription, an update and permission to access your location.
Now apparently it requires a subscription, an update and permission to access your location.
September 16, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Common sense used to be free.
Now apparently it requires a subscription, an update and permission to access your location.
Now apparently it requires a subscription, an update and permission to access your location.
Technology was supposed to make life easier.
Instead, my kettle wants Wi-Fi, my car wants an app and my television needs an update before I can watch television.
Instead, my kettle wants Wi-Fi, my car wants an app and my television needs an update before I can watch television.
September 16, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Technology was supposed to make life easier.
Instead, my kettle wants Wi-Fi, my car wants an app and my television needs an update before I can watch television.
Instead, my kettle wants Wi-Fi, my car wants an app and my television needs an update before I can watch television.
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A corner of the internet dedicated to pointing out what’s gone wrong with modern life.
Technology. Entitlement. Common sense. Prices. Queues. People.
If it annoys me, it’s getting mentioned.
Carry on...
A corner of the internet dedicated to pointing out what’s gone wrong with modern life.
Technology. Entitlement. Common sense. Prices. Queues. People.
If it annoys me, it’s getting mentioned.
Carry on...
September 16, 2026 at 2:44 PM
🎖️ **Major Moaner — reporting for duty.**
A corner of the internet dedicated to pointing out what’s gone wrong with modern life.
Technology. Entitlement. Common sense. Prices. Queues. People.
If it annoys me, it’s getting mentioned.
Carry on...
A corner of the internet dedicated to pointing out what’s gone wrong with modern life.
Technology. Entitlement. Common sense. Prices. Queues. People.
If it annoys me, it’s getting mentioned.
Carry on...
