Randle McMurphy
@malepatterndadness.bsky.social
Inmate of the Asylum. Or am I running it?
Revolutions start with a single act of defiance. Defy the right wing takeover of the USA!
Mitten State
I could do without the bot DMs.
Revolutions start with a single act of defiance. Defy the right wing takeover of the USA!
Mitten State
I could do without the bot DMs.
Pinned
It was once said that religion is the opiate of the masses.
In the USA, religion feels more like crystal meth with a Fireball chaser.
In the USA, religion feels more like crystal meth with a Fireball chaser.
Kash "Orgy at the Petting Zoo" Patel
If “I just shagged a sheep and I like it” was a person
September 16, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Kash "Orgy at the Petting Zoo" Patel
This Driving Miss Daisy reboot is going to be fire 🔥 !
September 15, 2026 at 2:47 PM
This Driving Miss Daisy reboot is going to be fire 🔥 !
I do not belong to a political party, but I have not and will not vote for Republicans at this point. I expect that a blue wave can start to turn things around. However, there are many reasons that make me believe that they don't want enough change.
September 14, 2026 at 2:59 PM
I do not belong to a political party, but I have not and will not vote for Republicans at this point. I expect that a blue wave can start to turn things around. However, there are many reasons that make me believe that they don't want enough change.
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Serious question: How often do you think JD Vance got swirlies in school? My guess is weekly.
September 11, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Serious question: How often do you think JD Vance got swirlies in school? My guess is weekly.
I honestly can't describe how I thought societal collapse would look like, but I never thought it would be this stupid. And I never would have guessed that I would still have to go to work and pay taxes while it happened. So dumb and disappointing.
September 11, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I honestly can't describe how I thought societal collapse would look like, but I never thought it would be this stupid. And I never would have guessed that I would still have to go to work and pay taxes while it happened. So dumb and disappointing.
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A new CNN poll shows Michigan voters are unhappy with Trump’s tariffs on Canada:
6️⃣4️⃣% say the tariffs are BAD, while only 1️⃣4️⃣% support the tariffs.
Mike Rogers will continue to support them because daddy Trump asked him to.
6️⃣4️⃣% say the tariffs are BAD, while only 1️⃣4️⃣% support the tariffs.
Mike Rogers will continue to support them because daddy Trump asked him to.
September 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
A new CNN poll shows Michigan voters are unhappy with Trump’s tariffs on Canada:
6️⃣4️⃣% say the tariffs are BAD, while only 1️⃣4️⃣% support the tariffs.
Mike Rogers will continue to support them because daddy Trump asked him to.
6️⃣4️⃣% say the tariffs are BAD, while only 1️⃣4️⃣% support the tariffs.
Mike Rogers will continue to support them because daddy Trump asked him to.
Does anyone else think that Prez Dumpster's doctors are violating the "Do No Harm" part of the Hippocratic Oath by continuing to treat him, thus allowing him to inflict harm on everyone else?
#PleaseKickTheBucketAlready
#PleaseKickTheBucketAlready
September 9, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Does anyone else think that Prez Dumpster's doctors are violating the "Do No Harm" part of the Hippocratic Oath by continuing to treat him, thus allowing him to inflict harm on everyone else?
#PleaseKickTheBucketAlready
#PleaseKickTheBucketAlready
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Maybe it is time to take the brown acid.
September 7, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Maybe it is time to take the brown acid.
Mr. D: I pity the fool who won't change my diapers!
September 7, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Mr. D: I pity the fool who won't change my diapers!
Rock and Roll Never Forgets
Inspired by another post: What is the most appropriate Bob Seger song that could rotate in at Michigan Stadium to honor Ann Arbor Pioneer's favorite son?
...That isn't "Old Time Rock and Roll"
...That isn't "Old Time Rock and Roll"
September 7, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Rock and Roll Never Forgets
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Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
September 5, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
I am not sure what this doing in the Detroit area but they look dumber in person.
September 5, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I am not sure what this doing in the Detroit area but they look dumber in person.
At no point in my life up until now have I ever cared and at no point in the future will I ever care what Urban Meyer's take is on anything.
September 5, 2026 at 4:42 PM
At no point in my life up until now have I ever cared and at no point in the future will I ever care what Urban Meyer's take is on anything.
The internet has been out at home since the storms last night. So, I spent the evening kicking my kids' butts in Mario Kart. Sometimes they need a reminder who is king around here.
If you ain't first, you're last.
If you ain't first, you're last.
September 5, 2026 at 3:27 AM
The internet has been out at home since the storms last night. So, I spent the evening kicking my kids' butts in Mario Kart. Sometimes they need a reminder who is king around here.
If you ain't first, you're last.
If you ain't first, you're last.
More storms today. I didn't have time to snap a picture but as I was commuting this morning the sky was the strangest orange color. I would describe it as looking apocalyptic. Crazy.
September 4, 2026 at 1:32 PM
More storms today. I didn't have time to snap a picture but as I was commuting this morning the sky was the strangest orange color. I would describe it as looking apocalyptic. Crazy.
Tornado warnings in southeast Michigan right now. Be safe everyone.
September 3, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Tornado warnings in southeast Michigan right now. Be safe everyone.
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I would love to wake up tomorrow to the news that it has happened.
Then we are all going drinking.
Then we are all going drinking.
September 2, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I would love to wake up tomorrow to the news that it has happened.
Then we are all going drinking.
Then we are all going drinking.
If you spent $1 million per day every day since Jesus was allegedly born, you would not have spent $1 Trillion.
Our national debt is $40 Trillion, about a third of which is due to Donald Trump.
Our national debt is $40 Trillion, about a third of which is due to Donald Trump.
August 31, 2026 at 8:50 PM
If you spent $1 million per day every day since Jesus was allegedly born, you would not have spent $1 Trillion.
Our national debt is $40 Trillion, about a third of which is due to Donald Trump.
Our national debt is $40 Trillion, about a third of which is due to Donald Trump.
Today was the first day of school for my kids. Yay!
In Michigan, lunches are once again free. Again, yay!! Thanks, Big Gretch!!
Now a shameless plug: Vote for Jocelyn Benson as the next Governor of Michigan.
In Michigan, lunches are once again free. Again, yay!! Thanks, Big Gretch!!
Now a shameless plug: Vote for Jocelyn Benson as the next Governor of Michigan.
August 31, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Today was the first day of school for my kids. Yay!
In Michigan, lunches are once again free. Again, yay!! Thanks, Big Gretch!!
Now a shameless plug: Vote for Jocelyn Benson as the next Governor of Michigan.
In Michigan, lunches are once again free. Again, yay!! Thanks, Big Gretch!!
Now a shameless plug: Vote for Jocelyn Benson as the next Governor of Michigan.
Occasional reminder: The world is a crazy place. Do something sane and decent today.
August 31, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Occasional reminder: The world is a crazy place. Do something sane and decent today.