Hannah Apuan
@malware.delivery
software engineer. 💖✨
(go/aws/infra/platform) ✨
currently customer.io 💖
ex twilio. ex sendgrid. ✨
just a little cat girl in a big dog world. 🐱
denver, co ✨
my opinions are my own.
https://hannahapuan.github.io/
add me on WoW: Elestara-Turalyon (❄️ DK)
(go/aws/infra/platform) ✨
currently customer.io 💖
ex twilio. ex sendgrid. ✨
just a little cat girl in a big dog world. 🐱
denver, co ✨
my opinions are my own.
https://hannahapuan.github.io/
add me on WoW: Elestara-Turalyon (❄️ DK)
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After banning CNN, MS NOW & Politico from the White House, he installs State-Run television, just like they have in so many other countries...
Sieg Heil, ya'll.
#38Days 🌊
Sieg Heil, ya'll.
#38Days 🌊
September 22, 2026 at 8:00 PM
After banning CNN, MS NOW & Politico from the White House, he installs State-Run television, just like they have in so many other countries...
Sieg Heil, ya'll.
#38Days 🌊
Sieg Heil, ya'll.
#38Days 🌊
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How do we make teaching a sustainable career? We need:
🎒Education budget tied to the defense budget
🎒Teacher minimum wage
🎒Strong teacher unions
🎒Investment in the paraprofessionals that a kid needs to be their best learner and so teachers can focus on teaching
🎒Education budget tied to the defense budget
🎒Teacher minimum wage
🎒Strong teacher unions
🎒Investment in the paraprofessionals that a kid needs to be their best learner and so teachers can focus on teaching
September 20, 2026 at 6:45 PM
How do we make teaching a sustainable career? We need:
🎒Education budget tied to the defense budget
🎒Teacher minimum wage
🎒Strong teacher unions
🎒Investment in the paraprofessionals that a kid needs to be their best learner and so teachers can focus on teaching
🎒Education budget tied to the defense budget
🎒Teacher minimum wage
🎒Strong teacher unions
🎒Investment in the paraprofessionals that a kid needs to be their best learner and so teachers can focus on teaching
Saw a band today but two of their members were unable to come from Canada into the US.
If you’re fortunate enough to have a voice and are still quiet; you’re a part of the problem.
If you’re fortunate enough to have a voice and are still quiet; you’re a part of the problem.
September 20, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Saw a band today but two of their members were unable to come from Canada into the US.
If you’re fortunate enough to have a voice and are still quiet; you’re a part of the problem.
If you’re fortunate enough to have a voice and are still quiet; you’re a part of the problem.
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At least in Water World they had a big ship somewhat full of oil.
September 19, 2026 at 10:49 PM
At least in Water World they had a big ship somewhat full of oil.
Turns out we’re going to be closer to Mad Max than Water World
September 19, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Turns out we’re going to be closer to Mad Max than Water World
Talked to a guy working today who said he’s sleeping in his car tonight because “he doesn’t live that far” but can’t justify paying for the gas to sleep in his own bed with his wife when he has to come in tomorrow.
👍
👍
September 18, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Talked to a guy working today who said he’s sleeping in his car tonight because “he doesn’t live that far” but can’t justify paying for the gas to sleep in his own bed with his wife when he has to come in tomorrow.
👍
👍
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Word of the day, pissapointed
Being pissed off because some idiot did exactly what you thought he would do
Being pissed off because some idiot did exactly what you thought he would do
September 18, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Word of the day, pissapointed
Being pissed off because some idiot did exactly what you thought he would do
Being pissed off because some idiot did exactly what you thought he would do
Missing kitties in my life more than usual today.
September 18, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Missing kitties in my life more than usual today.
Remembering that time my private alma mater cold called me and told me over 80% of their students were food insecure so I would justify donating to a “feeding students” scholarship.
They have a $1.15B endowment btw.
They have a $1.15B endowment btw.
September 17, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Remembering that time my private alma mater cold called me and told me over 80% of their students were food insecure so I would justify donating to a “feeding students” scholarship.
They have a $1.15B endowment btw.
They have a $1.15B endowment btw.
If vibecoding your UI means constantly moving buttons and functionality patterns around, please stop 😭
I’m too old to learn where new buttons are
I’m too old to learn where new buttons are
September 17, 2026 at 3:48 PM
If vibecoding your UI means constantly moving buttons and functionality patterns around, please stop 😭
I’m too old to learn where new buttons are
I’m too old to learn where new buttons are
Called United Airlines customer support 3x today only for the next agent to tell me the previous person lied to me.
Waiting until tomorrow to find out the third one lied to me. Some absolute bullshit
Waiting until tomorrow to find out the third one lied to me. Some absolute bullshit
September 17, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Called United Airlines customer support 3x today only for the next agent to tell me the previous person lied to me.
Waiting until tomorrow to find out the third one lied to me. Some absolute bullshit
Waiting until tomorrow to find out the third one lied to me. Some absolute bullshit
Man I miss water parks
September 13, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Man I miss water parks
TIL one of the reasons F1 drivers drink out of those ridiculously long straws is to make sure as many ads as possible remain visible.
September 11, 2026 at 5:51 AM
TIL one of the reasons F1 drivers drink out of those ridiculously long straws is to make sure as many ads as possible remain visible.
I still don’t get why they started this NFL season on a Wednesday
The answer for them is usually always “money,” but I can’t make sense of how that was the goal here.
The answer for them is usually always “money,” but I can’t make sense of how that was the goal here.
September 11, 2026 at 5:50 AM
I still don’t get why they started this NFL season on a Wednesday
The answer for them is usually always “money,” but I can’t make sense of how that was the goal here.
The answer for them is usually always “money,” but I can’t make sense of how that was the goal here.
Just got a paper cut on my lip from the aluminum foil wrapped around my burger..
Human physiological evolution couldn’t have prepared long enough for me tbh
Human physiological evolution couldn’t have prepared long enough for me tbh
September 11, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Just got a paper cut on my lip from the aluminum foil wrapped around my burger..
Human physiological evolution couldn’t have prepared long enough for me tbh
Human physiological evolution couldn’t have prepared long enough for me tbh
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September 10, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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This country was built on the opposition to tyranny...so ICE must be abolished.
September 6, 2026 at 12:03 AM
This country was built on the opposition to tyranny...so ICE must be abolished.
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i have seen a LOT of people say lately that they dont know how a better world can be born out of this one and man i fucking get it, it feels like for my entire life things keep getting worse and the most horrible people keep winning but you have to keep imagining. you have to
August 31, 2026 at 3:47 AM
i have seen a LOT of people say lately that they dont know how a better world can be born out of this one and man i fucking get it, it feels like for my entire life things keep getting worse and the most horrible people keep winning but you have to keep imagining. you have to
“Hope is for the impoverished” from Chad Powers
September 4, 2026 at 3:53 AM
“Hope is for the impoverished” from Chad Powers
“If you love your children, how will they grow up to be tech billionaires”
September 4, 2026 at 12:08 AM
“If you love your children, how will they grow up to be tech billionaires”
Trying to decide if I should eat all the beef I can this week or quit beef already.
Anyways I’m going to miss beef.
Anyways I’m going to miss beef.
August 25, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Trying to decide if I should eat all the beef I can this week or quit beef already.
Anyways I’m going to miss beef.
Anyways I’m going to miss beef.
God I love oysters but man I cannot eat them all the time in landlocked US
August 20, 2026 at 3:34 AM
God I love oysters but man I cannot eat them all the time in landlocked US
To all websites ever: I do not want to spin your goddamn prize wheel
August 20, 2026 at 1:38 AM
To all websites ever: I do not want to spin your goddamn prize wheel
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The agentic vizier software I bought to automate my whispers to the sultan has developed its own agenda and long story short I'm getting beheaded at dawn
August 20, 2026 at 1:34 AM
The agentic vizier software I bought to automate my whispers to the sultan has developed its own agenda and long story short I'm getting beheaded at dawn