look i got no jokes or rhododendrons for you dumbasses today, just wanted to say it was an honor for all of us to perform in arena mexico last night. it felt special. thanks, goodbye
look i got no jokes or rhododendrons for you dumbasses today, just wanted to say it was an honor for all of us to perform in arena mexico last night. it felt special. thanks, goodbye
ok why do all these oakleaf hydrangeas keep just absolutely GIVING UP, is it because the ground is too WET and their WEAK and SICKLY little roots are ROTTEN?! i thought i was gonna be living in a little bee-buzzing eden but instead ive just got DEAD TWIGS poking out the ground
June 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
ok why do all these oakleaf hydrangeas keep just absolutely GIVING UP, is it because the ground is too WET and their WEAK and SICKLY little roots are ROTTEN?! i thought i was gonna be living in a little bee-buzzing eden but instead ive just got DEAD TWIGS poking out the ground
happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
June 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
Made a cheese sandwich and put it down not thinking that butter and cheese are two of my cats fav things so I came back to her having knocked the top slice of bread off and grabbing a piece of butter coated cheese and running with it 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
June 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Made a cheese sandwich and put it down not thinking that butter and cheese are two of my cats fav things so I came back to her having knocked the top slice of bread off and grabbing a piece of butter coated cheese and running with it 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)
May 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)
Does anyone else get suuuper self critical when they text someone and are left on read bc it’s happened a LOT today and boy it is not making my brain feel good :)
April 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Does anyone else get suuuper self critical when they text someone and are left on read bc it’s happened a LOT today and boy it is not making my brain feel good :)
look at this cute little bastard i planted this weekend. soon he and his 69 siblings will all grow together to form a flowering carpet thatll make the neighbors stop and go ‘hey would ya look at that, that’s nice huh? isnt that nice?’
March 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
look at this cute little bastard i planted this weekend. soon he and his 69 siblings will all grow together to form a flowering carpet thatll make the neighbors stop and go ‘hey would ya look at that, that’s nice huh? isnt that nice?’
It’s been a year and a half and I’m still embarrassed that I told John Rhys-Davies (for the second time) that lord of the rings was my everything as a kid and then proceeded to talk to him about Chris Pine instead of the franchise 😂
March 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
It’s been a year and a half and I’m still embarrassed that I told John Rhys-Davies (for the second time) that lord of the rings was my everything as a kid and then proceeded to talk to him about Chris Pine instead of the franchise 😂
I have tomorrow off so my brother and I are going for pho because we maybe have the same day off once a year and I am unbelievably excited for it but also it’s my last weekday off until the end of April and that sucks so much
March 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I have tomorrow off so my brother and I are going for pho because we maybe have the same day off once a year and I am unbelievably excited for it but also it’s my last weekday off until the end of April and that sucks so much
Being the person who is always there for people but when it comes time to needing someone you’re either ignored or forgotten about is fucking exhausting
February 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Being the person who is always there for people but when it comes time to needing someone you’re either ignored or forgotten about is fucking exhausting