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Mandrew149
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When she watches the makers unnecessary sex scenes but you haven’t been kissed since the Hays Code
September 12, 2026 at 10:31 PM
When she watches the makers unnecessary sex scenes but you haven’t been kissed since the Hays Code
September 12, 2026 at 10:30 PM
August 2, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Not the first person to have Nathan Lane on their back
May 22, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Bro nipple mogged Trump with the protrusions
May 20, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Gonna tell my kids this was Jamie Lee Curtis
May 16, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Scientologists: ok we have to get ppl to stop doing speed runs

Average John Travolta subplot:
May 15, 2026 at 10:28 PM
May 9, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Director Chud Apatows the 40 yr old incel
January 16, 2026 at 9:18 PM
They make you praise Charlie Kirk,but really he was just a jerk.

The fellas at the freakin FCC
September 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Been curating this list for a while. Rate my picks.
June 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Welcome back Gene Hackman
‘Peppa Pig’s mother “Mummy Pig” is pregnant, expecting her third child.

The character announced her pregnancy via Good Morning Britain.
February 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Wokes gotten so bad they’re hiding The Things luscious rocky tits behind a shirt
The Fantastic Four.
February 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Gooning is to fapping what rizz is to swag.

We’re just making new internet words for the same couple of subjects over and over.
December 27, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Now to introduce myself, I’m Larry, a divorcee. The right is my kid Terry, he collects Funko Pops (whatever the hell that is) and ignores his dad. Not a lot of ppl know this,but he auditioned to be the rizzler for those Costco fellers!

Well Terry, you’re still “the rizzler” in your families heart.
November 21, 2024 at 7:07 AM
How it feels logging on every day,morning,night and afternoon. #yupilovebluesky
November 21, 2024 at 6:40 AM
Just got back from picking up my grandson from band practice. Any women under 60 on here? #silverfox #eagerbeaver
November 21, 2024 at 5:54 AM
November 19, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Yeah ppl are going to join BlueSky….but it’s kind of…inevitable?
November 19, 2024 at 7:49 PM
November 19, 2024 at 7:08 AM
Sooo my grandpa ate half a quart of paint today thinking it was yogurt.
November 18, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Ya know, Godzillas actually the name of the man who made the monster
November 18, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Saying douche like touché when an arrogant person has a point
November 18, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Imagining a girl so pretty she could be in the beautiful cabin crew with Scarlett Johansson
November 18, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Got my money up and my fly down
November 18, 2024 at 10:41 PM