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For all the MAGAts who are JUST NOW coming to their senses...
I wrote this for ya'll a year ago.
Keep your fucking energy. You're all shocked and shaken now that the whole fucking world is burning, when ya'll are the ones that handed them the matches. 🤬🤬🤬
I wrote this for ya'll a year ago.
Keep your fucking energy. You're all shocked and shaken now that the whole fucking world is burning, when ya'll are the ones that handed them the matches. 🤬🤬🤬
The UN passed a resolution promoting equality for women. The vote was 37-1. I'll give you 3 guesses who voted against it, but you'll only need one. Because OF COURSE it was the USA. 🤬🤬🤬
Remember this (and countless other atrocities) in November. 🧐
Remember this (and countless other atrocities) in November. 🧐
September 25, 2026 at 12:25 PM
The UN passed a resolution promoting equality for women. The vote was 37-1. I'll give you 3 guesses who voted against it, but you'll only need one. Because OF COURSE it was the USA. 🤬🤬🤬
Remember this (and countless other atrocities) in November. 🧐
Remember this (and countless other atrocities) in November. 🧐
All Hail Queen Dolly 😭💔😭💔😭💔😭💔😭💔😭💔
This one HURTS 🥺
She truly was the best of humanity. 🦋 Rest in Love, Queen Dolly 🌹
I wrote this in her honor. I managed to fit 25 of her song titles into it. I tried so hard to honor her incomparable, incredible soul ✨️. I hope I would've done her proud. 🥹
This one HURTS 🥺
She truly was the best of humanity. 🦋 Rest in Love, Queen Dolly 🌹
I wrote this in her honor. I managed to fit 25 of her song titles into it. I tried so hard to honor her incomparable, incredible soul ✨️. I hope I would've done her proud. 🥹
August 26, 2026 at 2:44 AM
All Hail Queen Dolly 😭💔😭💔😭💔😭💔😭💔😭💔
This one HURTS 🥺
She truly was the best of humanity. 🦋 Rest in Love, Queen Dolly 🌹
I wrote this in her honor. I managed to fit 25 of her song titles into it. I tried so hard to honor her incomparable, incredible soul ✨️. I hope I would've done her proud. 🥹
This one HURTS 🥺
She truly was the best of humanity. 🦋 Rest in Love, Queen Dolly 🌹
I wrote this in her honor. I managed to fit 25 of her song titles into it. I tried so hard to honor her incomparable, incredible soul ✨️. I hope I would've done her proud. 🥹
So when we said we were tired of living in unprecedented times back in 2020, ya'll really looked at history and decided THIS was the precedented time to go with?
Fascism? Nazi Germany? The Great Depression?
Someone stop the world. I want to get off the ride. 😒
Fascism? Nazi Germany? The Great Depression?
Someone stop the world. I want to get off the ride. 😒
July 17, 2026 at 11:17 PM
So when we said we were tired of living in unprecedented times back in 2020, ya'll really looked at history and decided THIS was the precedented time to go with?
Fascism? Nazi Germany? The Great Depression?
Someone stop the world. I want to get off the ride. 😒
Fascism? Nazi Germany? The Great Depression?
Someone stop the world. I want to get off the ride. 😒
That's what happens when the asset, I mean, breadwinner, dies. 😎
July 12, 2026 at 10:10 PM
That's what happens when the asset, I mean, breadwinner, dies. 😎
Reporter: what do you know about Mitch McConnell's condition? Is he still alive? 🤔
Lyndsey Graham: Idk, but I'm going to check.
Also Lyndsey Graham: *dies*
The fact that NONE of this 👆 is satire and it all REALLY happened is 🤌
Lyndsey Graham: Idk, but I'm going to check.
Also Lyndsey Graham: *dies*
The fact that NONE of this 👆 is satire and it all REALLY happened is 🤌
July 12, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Reporter: what do you know about Mitch McConnell's condition? Is he still alive? 🤔
Lyndsey Graham: Idk, but I'm going to check.
Also Lyndsey Graham: *dies*
The fact that NONE of this 👆 is satire and it all REALLY happened is 🤌
Lyndsey Graham: Idk, but I'm going to check.
Also Lyndsey Graham: *dies*
The fact that NONE of this 👆 is satire and it all REALLY happened is 🤌
I was half-awake while doomscrolling when the news broke. The way that thrilled adrenaline woke me right TF up!!! 🤣🤣🤣
That's two 😎. Come on, lucky number 3...👀
That's two 😎. Come on, lucky number 3...👀
July 12, 2026 at 7:54 AM
I was half-awake while doomscrolling when the news broke. The way that thrilled adrenaline woke me right TF up!!! 🤣🤣🤣
That's two 😎. Come on, lucky number 3...👀
That's two 😎. Come on, lucky number 3...👀
In the interest of fairness, women should get to decide what to do with Mitch's body. 😎
July 8, 2026 at 8:38 PM
In the interest of fairness, women should get to decide what to do with Mitch's body. 😎
🎶 ding, dong, the Mitch is dead (which old Mitch?) THE WICKED MITCH!!! 🎶
But they don't want to confirm that because they don't want to lose power in the Senate ahead of the midterms.
But they don't want to confirm that because they don't want to lose power in the Senate ahead of the midterms.
July 8, 2026 at 5:55 PM
🎶 ding, dong, the Mitch is dead (which old Mitch?) THE WICKED MITCH!!! 🎶
But they don't want to confirm that because they don't want to lose power in the Senate ahead of the midterms.
But they don't want to confirm that because they don't want to lose power in the Senate ahead of the midterms.
More people have been arrested for "vandalizing" the reflecting pool than have been arrested for the Epstein Files. 🤬🤬🤬 Tangerine Palpatine SHOULD be arrested for BOTH. 💯💯💯
June 23, 2026 at 10:56 PM
More people have been arrested for "vandalizing" the reflecting pool than have been arrested for the Epstein Files. 🤬🤬🤬 Tangerine Palpatine SHOULD be arrested for BOTH. 💯💯💯
I miss having a President with intelligence 😭
June 21, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I miss having a President with intelligence 😭
I wanna new timeline 😭
June 18, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I wanna new timeline 😭
Yeah, this tracks. 🤣🤣🤣
June 14, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Yeah, this tracks. 🤣🤣🤣
So if it happens on camera, does that mean the revolution WILL be televised? 🤔
Asking for a friend 😏
Asking for a friend 😏
June 7, 2026 at 3:34 AM
So if it happens on camera, does that mean the revolution WILL be televised? 🤔
Asking for a friend 😏
Asking for a friend 😏
Hold on while I'm not surprised. Some of us have been screaming the same for more than a decade now.
June 3, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Hold on while I'm not surprised. Some of us have been screaming the same for more than a decade now.
Caillou today would be the same age as Steven Miller, and I don't think that's a coincidence.
May 30, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Caillou today would be the same age as Steven Miller, and I don't think that's a coincidence.
Every time I walk into any store lately it's like red, white, and blue threw up everywhere to the 250th power.
Nothing prepared me for the fact that the Imperial Death March of the United States of America would be the Star Spangled Banner. 🥺🇺🇲😭
Nothing prepared me for the fact that the Imperial Death March of the United States of America would be the Star Spangled Banner. 🥺🇺🇲😭
May 25, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Every time I walk into any store lately it's like red, white, and blue threw up everywhere to the 250th power.
Nothing prepared me for the fact that the Imperial Death March of the United States of America would be the Star Spangled Banner. 🥺🇺🇲😭
Nothing prepared me for the fact that the Imperial Death March of the United States of America would be the Star Spangled Banner. 🥺🇺🇲😭
Colbert has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever...
May 24, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Colbert has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever...
You think DC is Panem.
I think it's the Imperial Capital.
We are not the same.
#AkameGaKill (my favorite anime. Here goes my fifty- eleventh rewatch).
I think it's the Imperial Capital.
We are not the same.
#AkameGaKill (my favorite anime. Here goes my fifty- eleventh rewatch).
May 21, 2026 at 7:29 AM
You think DC is Panem.
I think it's the Imperial Capital.
We are not the same.
#AkameGaKill (my favorite anime. Here goes my fifty- eleventh rewatch).
I think it's the Imperial Capital.
We are not the same.
#AkameGaKill (my favorite anime. Here goes my fifty- eleventh rewatch).
I would've registered Republican JUST to vote for this man.
Burn it ALL down on your way out, Sir. 🔥🫡
Burn it ALL down on your way out, Sir. 🔥🫡
May 20, 2026 at 5:47 AM
I would've registered Republican JUST to vote for this man.
Burn it ALL down on your way out, Sir. 🔥🫡
Burn it ALL down on your way out, Sir. 🔥🫡
