🌙 Ali - The Goblin with the Möth Tattoo ✨️
@maniccatmeow.bsky.social
🖤💜 Ace ✧˖° Any 'Nouns 🤍🩶
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🌜I live in a perpetual state of chaos thanks OCD and ADH-Tism ✧˖° My uterus is hostile ✧˖° Chronic Illness gang. ✨️
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✨️You drink water, I drink Anarchy✨️
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🐈✨️ Fat House Cat🏡🐀
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🌜I live in a perpetual state of chaos thanks OCD and ADH-Tism ✧˖° My uterus is hostile ✧˖° Chronic Illness gang. ✨️
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✨️You drink water, I drink Anarchy✨️
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🐈✨️ Fat House Cat🏡🐀
Pinned
As Tuvok said in Voyager to Chakotay:
"Do not mistake composure for ease."
"Do not mistake composure for ease."
If you see this, do it! 🥺
Name: Ali
Height: 5'2"
Astro: Cap ☀️/Virgo🌕/Scorpio⬆️
Nicknames: At work Noodle/Smooch
Siblings: 2
Relationship: Married
Crushing on: Myself
Season: Fall 🍁🌰
Live: Northeast, Kansas (for now)
Name: Ali
Height: 5'2"
Astro: Cap ☀️/Virgo🌕/Scorpio⬆️
Nicknames: At work Noodle/Smooch
Siblings: 2
Relationship: Married
Crushing on: Myself
Season: Fall 🍁🌰
Live: Northeast, Kansas (for now)
If you see this, do it! 🥺
Name: Dave
Height: so short it's part of my name (5'5"...ish)
Astro: Cancer ☀️/ Libra🌙/ Sag ⬆️
Nicknames: .... Dave
Siblings: do they count if I only see/talk them at like 4 holidays per year?
Relationship: Single
Crushing on: someone, maybe you🤷
Season: Autumn🎃💀
Live: SE PA
Name: Dave
Height: so short it's part of my name (5'5"...ish)
Astro: Cancer ☀️/ Libra🌙/ Sag ⬆️
Nicknames: .... Dave
Siblings: do they count if I only see/talk them at like 4 holidays per year?
Relationship: Single
Crushing on: someone, maybe you🤷
Season: Autumn🎃💀
Live: SE PA
If you see this, do it! 🥺
Name: Rachael
Height: 5’7
Astro: Cancer ♋️
Nicknames: Rae, Rachy
Siblings: 1 sister
Relationship: Single
Crushing on: Several ppl 👀
Season: Autumn 🍁
Live: LA
Name: Rachael
Height: 5’7
Astro: Cancer ♋️
Nicknames: Rae, Rachy
Siblings: 1 sister
Relationship: Single
Crushing on: Several ppl 👀
Season: Autumn 🍁
Live: LA
September 22, 2026 at 7:44 PM
If you see this, do it! 🥺
Name: Ali
Height: 5'2"
Astro: Cap ☀️/Virgo🌕/Scorpio⬆️
Nicknames: At work Noodle/Smooch
Siblings: 2
Relationship: Married
Crushing on: Myself
Season: Fall 🍁🌰
Live: Northeast, Kansas (for now)
Name: Ali
Height: 5'2"
Astro: Cap ☀️/Virgo🌕/Scorpio⬆️
Nicknames: At work Noodle/Smooch
Siblings: 2
Relationship: Married
Crushing on: Myself
Season: Fall 🍁🌰
Live: Northeast, Kansas (for now)
Every repost of this is me after showering in a thunderstorm.
Showering in a thunderstorm just to let the universe decide if it's time to live, laugh, toaster bath.
September 20, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Every repost of this is me after showering in a thunderstorm.
Reposted by 🌙 Ali - The Goblin with the Möth Tattoo ✨️
Reposted by 🌙 Ali - The Goblin with the Möth Tattoo ✨️
she is so right
September 18, 2026 at 10:02 PM
she is so right
I, uh, was reminded of this when I was showering.
Showering in a thunderstorm just to let the universe decide if it's time to live, laugh, toaster bath.
September 13, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I, uh, was reminded of this when I was showering.
Boss: *in teams* Come to my desk.
Me: *Walks to desk* What is it?
Boss: I'm bored
Me: You made me walk all the way over here because you're BORED!?
#worklife #workflow #warehouseworkers #workinghard
Me: *Walks to desk* What is it?
Boss: I'm bored
Me: You made me walk all the way over here because you're BORED!?
#worklife #workflow #warehouseworkers #workinghard
September 12, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Boss: *in teams* Come to my desk.
Me: *Walks to desk* What is it?
Boss: I'm bored
Me: You made me walk all the way over here because you're BORED!?
#worklife #workflow #warehouseworkers #workinghard
Me: *Walks to desk* What is it?
Boss: I'm bored
Me: You made me walk all the way over here because you're BORED!?
#worklife #workflow #warehouseworkers #workinghard
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Them: "How do you stay so skinny?"
Me: "Gastroparesis."
Me: "Gastroparesis."
September 10, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Them: "How do you stay so skinny?"
Me: "Gastroparesis."
Me: "Gastroparesis."
My dog got a new sweater today and you better call him handsome... or else. 👹
#dogsky #dogsofbluesky #dogslife #woof #newsweater #fitcheck
#dogsky #dogsofbluesky #dogslife #woof #newsweater #fitcheck
September 9, 2026 at 10:55 PM
My dog got a new sweater today and you better call him handsome... or else. 👹
#dogsky #dogsofbluesky #dogslife #woof #newsweater #fitcheck
#dogsky #dogsofbluesky #dogslife #woof #newsweater #fitcheck
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I'm not a selfie person but a lesbian at the vape shop complimented me so...
September 8, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I'm not a selfie person but a lesbian at the vape shop complimented me so...
Reposted by 🌙 Ali - The Goblin with the Möth Tattoo ✨️
Just two feminist icons catching up.
September 4, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Just two feminist icons catching up.
In an area with a really bad drought too. Oklahomans have been told to conserve water.
Howard Luttnick, Epstein Island regular, on CNBC saying #DataCenters do not use water. Zero pushback fron the hosts. Objectively is dead.
September 4, 2026 at 4:53 PM
In an area with a really bad drought too. Oklahomans have been told to conserve water.
I ain't never been to SC but Oklahoma 🤣 yeahhhh
September 4, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I ain't never been to SC but Oklahoma 🤣 yeahhhh
What gif pops up when you type your name?
Bruh he says "ALLEN!"
Bruh he says "ALLEN!"
September 3, 2026 at 11:19 PM
What gif pops up when you type your name?
Bruh he says "ALLEN!"
Bruh he says "ALLEN!"
Idk who needs to hear this but single cups of microwavable mashed potatoes are so versatile you can add corn and pouch chicken or tuna to it and you got yourself a meal.
September 3, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Idk who needs to hear this but single cups of microwavable mashed potatoes are so versatile you can add corn and pouch chicken or tuna to it and you got yourself a meal.
I went to start my husband's car since he's away. Sat in his car for a while with the door open cause it's hot as balls and his AC doesn't really work. I walk back inside... and I had a sunburn on only one half of my body. 🤣 FFS I'm too white to be out there right now.
September 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I went to start my husband's car since he's away. Sat in his car for a while with the door open cause it's hot as balls and his AC doesn't really work. I walk back inside... and I had a sunburn on only one half of my body. 🤣 FFS I'm too white to be out there right now.
I'm over 30 years old. I'm also watching Barbie movies, curled up in my bed with my dog. Nostalgia? No. I've never watched them before. Just because I want to.
September 1, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I'm over 30 years old. I'm also watching Barbie movies, curled up in my bed with my dog. Nostalgia? No. I've never watched them before. Just because I want to.
*grabs broken pallet piece off floor that looks like wooden stake*
Me: Boss, do you know how to kill a vampire?
Boss: No
Me: Stab him in the heart with a wooden stake.
*pretends to stab him*
Me: Boss, do you know how to kill a vampire?
Boss: No
Me: Stab him in the heart with a wooden stake.
*pretends to stab him*
August 30, 2026 at 1:22 AM
*grabs broken pallet piece off floor that looks like wooden stake*
Me: Boss, do you know how to kill a vampire?
Boss: No
Me: Stab him in the heart with a wooden stake.
*pretends to stab him*
Me: Boss, do you know how to kill a vampire?
Boss: No
Me: Stab him in the heart with a wooden stake.
*pretends to stab him*
Got praised today for the work I did last weekend while my boss was out of town. Bruh. That was the most stressful weekend I've ever had. 🤣 Thanks though.
August 28, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Got praised today for the work I did last weekend while my boss was out of town. Bruh. That was the most stressful weekend I've ever had. 🤣 Thanks though.
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"Slammed" Volkswagen Beetle: the classic German with a lowered suspension
August 28, 2026 at 4:42 PM
"Slammed" Volkswagen Beetle: the classic German with a lowered suspension
Last night I watched Muppet Treasure Island and cried. 😭
August 27, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Last night I watched Muppet Treasure Island and cried. 😭
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878/4500
I really need help. 4/6 of my doctors are turning me away due to large bills in collections. I could lose access to my meds. I need my meds to work and take care of my family of 4. GFM⬇️ Also have CA & PP: HMSBeardsley.
#HelpFolksLive2026
#HelpSky
#DisabledMutualAid
#LGBTQIAMutualAid
I really need help. 4/6 of my doctors are turning me away due to large bills in collections. I could lose access to my meds. I need my meds to work and take care of my family of 4. GFM⬇️ Also have CA & PP: HMSBeardsley.
#HelpFolksLive2026
#HelpSky
#DisabledMutualAid
#LGBTQIAMutualAid
Donate to Help Crow Overcome Medical Debt and Stay Healthy, organized by Crow Lindsey
Hi friends,
This is difficult for me. I don't like asking for help,… Crow Lindsey needs your support for Help Crow Overcome Medical Debt and Stay Healthy
gofund.me
August 27, 2026 at 7:41 PM
878/4500
I really need help. 4/6 of my doctors are turning me away due to large bills in collections. I could lose access to my meds. I need my meds to work and take care of my family of 4. GFM⬇️ Also have CA & PP: HMSBeardsley.
#HelpFolksLive2026
#HelpSky
#DisabledMutualAid
#LGBTQIAMutualAid
I really need help. 4/6 of my doctors are turning me away due to large bills in collections. I could lose access to my meds. I need my meds to work and take care of my family of 4. GFM⬇️ Also have CA & PP: HMSBeardsley.
#HelpFolksLive2026
#HelpSky
#DisabledMutualAid
#LGBTQIAMutualAid
August 26, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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Us: Please take the 80 year old with the big hair and tits...
Universe: *takes Dolly*
Us: WTF NO! THE 80 YEAR OLD MAN THAT WAS IN HOME ALONE 2!
Universe: *takes Tim Curry*
Us: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??!
Universe: *takes Dolly*
Us: WTF NO! THE 80 YEAR OLD MAN THAT WAS IN HOME ALONE 2!
Universe: *takes Tim Curry*
Us: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??!
August 26, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Us: Please take the 80 year old with the big hair and tits...
Universe: *takes Dolly*
Us: WTF NO! THE 80 YEAR OLD MAN THAT WAS IN HOME ALONE 2!
Universe: *takes Tim Curry*
Us: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??!
Universe: *takes Dolly*
Us: WTF NO! THE 80 YEAR OLD MAN THAT WAS IN HOME ALONE 2!
Universe: *takes Tim Curry*
Us: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??!