If there’s anything we know about Trump, it’s to get the money first.

Honest Americans know and deeply appreciate having Canada as a faithful trusted ally. After the U.S. gets over our temporary insanity, we will mend our fences in the true spirit of international cooperation.

Never trust a person who doesn’t read.

If you’re thinking of voting for this bigot or his party, just stay home. Don't embarrass yourself. Don’t embarrass America. Let him and his racist ideologies wither away in the darkness.

We are the greatest country the world has ever seen. Now we have to prove it all over again.

I’m sure they‘ll hound the president over this any week now.

I’m not an aerospace engineer, but I’ve been led to believe that jets with only one functioning wing have a very low chance of getting in the air.

He‘s obviously drunk.

The mayor has done more for his citizens of NYC in nine months than an incompetent and racist like Ted Cruz has done in his lifetime. I believe I sense some jealousy.

Congrats. Keep up the good work.

If he’s calling it a war, it’s time to pay death benefits for 18 dead soldiers.

The problem with being a lifelong liar is that people know you’re incapable of being honest.

She doesn’t understand why she’s in debt, having already spent the $5,000, $2,000 and $1,000 checks Trump promised her years ago. Bless her heart.

Maria Bartiromo, Larry Kudlow . . . Tim Scott now jumping up the leaderboard of people who were once considered sane but have now raced Into the wasteland of the brain dead.

Yes, because a Democratic Congress is going to take away the money funding it.

Yep, I’ve heard this before. I must have the worst mail delivery in America because none of his promised checks have yet to arrive. The man is living in his own fantasy.

They went with the Reflecting Pool plan, a low-budget option that does not come with all the letters in the alphabet. Two L‘s would have cost too much.

If the mayor’s name was Frank Jones, his approval would jump by 30 points instantly just because people would not fear an attack of xenophobia.