Manikkai
@manikkai.bsky.social
Prolific waffler, enthused by stuff.
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Manikkai
@manikkai.bsky.social
· Nov 12
Well alright, stuff about me:
🎤 I like singing, but I am not always in tune
📖 I love reading and writing
📢 Okay, I'm leaning into the fact I am loud. I have great chat.
🎮 Deck builders and euro games (but I'll try anything)
🎵 Try anything, but electronica, metal, spooky sad girl shit is life.
🎤 I like singing, but I am not always in tune
📖 I love reading and writing
📢 Okay, I'm leaning into the fact I am loud. I have great chat.
🎮 Deck builders and euro games (but I'll try anything)
🎵 Try anything, but electronica, metal, spooky sad girl shit is life.
Listening to this bop and hoping Joywave will return to this country at some point 😫
open.spotify.com/track/2BWtYg...
open.spotify.com/track/2BWtYg...
September 18, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Listening to this bop and hoping Joywave will return to this country at some point 😫
open.spotify.com/track/2BWtYg...
open.spotify.com/track/2BWtYg...
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it’s my second day in the mitch mcconnell suit. I begged them to make it looser in the crotch but they said they have to adhere to “guidelines.” great. I’ll just marinate in a few cups of body sweat until they wheel me off camera
September 15, 2026 at 5:13 PM
it’s my second day in the mitch mcconnell suit. I begged them to make it looser in the crotch but they said they have to adhere to “guidelines.” great. I’ll just marinate in a few cups of body sweat until they wheel me off camera
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The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
September 15, 2026 at 10:21 PM
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
Sighing and thinking longingly to when I can get home and roll around on a mat going "ow", "HYURGH"
September 15, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Sighing and thinking longingly to when I can get home and roll around on a mat going "ow", "HYURGH"
Whilst it was a shame I could leap back into Grade VIII, I am almost halfway through my Grade I book after starting again last week. 🥰
September 15, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Whilst it was a shame I could leap back into Grade VIII, I am almost halfway through my Grade I book after starting again last week. 🥰
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economists report that everything fun is now 2x more expensive year over year, while everything boring is now 4-6x more expensive
September 14, 2026 at 7:25 PM
economists report that everything fun is now 2x more expensive year over year, while everything boring is now 4-6x more expensive
Nothing quite gets you focussing on your chin like having to record your pieces for your piano teacher
September 14, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Nothing quite gets you focussing on your chin like having to record your pieces for your piano teacher
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I see yer ma's got a new warning sign
September 13, 2026 at 12:30 PM
I see yer ma's got a new warning sign
Just had my first proper keyboard lesson since, at a guess, 2014. It did feel a bit "URGH" to go right back to Grade I, but we zipped through a good amount of sight reading so I'm feeling positive I can catch back up to my old standard in a couple of years 🥹🥰
September 10, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Just had my first proper keyboard lesson since, at a guess, 2014. It did feel a bit "URGH" to go right back to Grade I, but we zipped through a good amount of sight reading so I'm feeling positive I can catch back up to my old standard in a couple of years 🥹🥰
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Initially I was frustrated with the rise of self-checkout but I appreciated how stores passed the savings on to me rather than pocket the money, fire armies of workers & make me do a job I suck at. It’s also why I’m optimistic about AI! I have been kicked in the head by several horses.
September 9, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Initially I was frustrated with the rise of self-checkout but I appreciated how stores passed the savings on to me rather than pocket the money, fire armies of workers & make me do a job I suck at. It’s also why I’m optimistic about AI! I have been kicked in the head by several horses.
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Night terrors: rasping yourself awake whilst dreaming you're being sedated is horrid, but it's nice that dream me has enough about them to guess "sodium pentathol"
September 7, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Night terrors: rasping yourself awake whilst dreaming you're being sedated is horrid, but it's nice that dream me has enough about them to guess "sodium pentathol"
There is such a joy in receiving a 7 minute voice note from your bestie
September 7, 2026 at 8:56 PM
There is such a joy in receiving a 7 minute voice note from your bestie
Messaged a friend I've not heard from in two years to ask in the most polite and non confrontational way possible if they'd ghosted me or nah.
So why do I feel like I'm in trouble? 😂
So why do I feel like I'm in trouble? 😂
September 7, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Messaged a friend I've not heard from in two years to ask in the most polite and non confrontational way possible if they'd ghosted me or nah.
So why do I feel like I'm in trouble? 😂
So why do I feel like I'm in trouble? 😂
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Rough Draft vs Final Draft
September 3, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Rough Draft vs Final Draft
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i have unplugged
the LLMs
that were in
the server room
and which
you were probably
saving
for noncery
the LLMs
that were in
the server room
and which
you were probably
saving
for noncery
September 3, 2026 at 4:29 PM
i have unplugged
the LLMs
that were in
the server room
and which
you were probably
saving
for noncery
the LLMs
that were in
the server room
and which
you were probably
saving
for noncery
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*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
September 1, 2026 at 10:26 PM
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
Dreamt I didn't lock up properly on a house I haven't lived in since 2015
September 3, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Dreamt I didn't lock up properly on a house I haven't lived in since 2015
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I love that this is how I found out Starmer stepped down as an MP
Can't get a moment's peace on this bloody planet.
September 1, 2026 at 11:36 AM
I love that this is how I found out Starmer stepped down as an MP
Absolutely flashbanged by the knowledge Warrior's Dance came out 17 years ago?
August 31, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Absolutely flashbanged by the knowledge Warrior's Dance came out 17 years ago?
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Lawyers Say Andrew Tate Rented Brother To Appear Loved Online
Lawyers Say Andrew Tate Rented Brother To Appear Loved Online
MIAMI—Saying the manosphere influencer vastly exaggerated aspects of his life in order to fabricate a social media persona, lawyers for Andrew Tate disclosed Thursday that he rented a brother to appea...
theonion.com
August 28, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Lawyers Say Andrew Tate Rented Brother To Appear Loved Online
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The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan
August 26, 2026 at 6:58 AM
The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan
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Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
August 26, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.