Robbie C
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Robbie C
@mankindrc.bsky.social
New Yorker in Portland, OR. I love cats, music, data, and sports.
Timbers/Thorns⚽️
Mets⚾️
Blazers🏀

Might ramble about Tottenham, NYCFC, Preston North End, NY Rangers, and other nonsense
My math might be off*

If the Mets keep playing as well as they have been since the deadline (.769… they won’t lol) then they would finish their season with around an 84 – 78 record.

That will not happen, but it’s fun to dream that it will. Keep winning and worry about the math later #LFGM
August 18, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Brett Baty salami in a win against the Braves to win the season series is basically a frame for frame reenactment of my dreams #LGM
August 11, 2026 at 2:44 AM
This is going to come off as salty but fuck leagues cup, man. Sacrificing the open cup for cashing in on Liga MX fans is such horse shit. Wanted to win that for Jack but this could be the last leagues cup and I wouldn’t care at all. #RCTID
August 10, 2026 at 4:23 AM
I’m not sure how long this skid is gonna last for Seattle but I’m sure enjoying all the hate watch opportunities. #rctid
August 6, 2026 at 3:53 AM
The Odyssey was just awful and I swear the world is gaslighting me. You all enjoyed that?!
August 4, 2026 at 6:49 AM
How do I tattoo that Schmetzer post game crash out on the back of my eyelids? #rctid
August 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Dude, as an England/Timbers fan I was about ready to start believing in a higher power if Kelsy put a third in for a hatty. Needed that game like I need air. #rctid
July 17, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Not sure what I did to please the gods enough for yesterday’s England result AND this late sudden illness news.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ horoscope day lol
July 12, 2026 at 8:00 AM
r/MLS about to be a Cabo Verde subreddit for the next few hours. I’m willing to trade MLS cup and supporters shield to Miami this year for a Cabo Verde win this afternoon.
July 3, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Lmao how on earth did this happen after what the rest of this game has looked like?
July 1, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Wait, am I watching a replay of the Japan Brazil game?
June 29, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Just please let someone win this game so Iran goes through
June 28, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Would have loved for that goal to have counted, but this might be the first time I’ve witnessed VAR reviewing a last man ‘not the goalie’ offside rule and I love the chaos. Bummer that even in this type of offsides he was still barely off. Lots of people learning a little more about offsides tonight
June 27, 2026 at 5:55 AM
My boy Finn just casually hugging De Bruyne. Whispers in his ear “wanna come play in Portland? They have a chainsaw” #rctid
June 27, 2026 at 3:46 AM
If you want to see why the people own the World Cup and not FIFA, tune in to see Cape Verde celebrating going through to the knockouts. Absolutely amazing.
June 27, 2026 at 2:05 AM
World cup group stage is always the best.
June 17, 2026 at 11:48 PM
As if there weren’t enough reasons to hate Donald Trump now he has to go and jinx the Knicks run. For what? To ruin watch parties, get booed, and sleep for half the game?
June 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Go New York Go New York Go
June 6, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Ah baseball, I remember baseball. Sweet, sweet baseball. I always HATED it. #LGM
May 27, 2026 at 12:20 AM
#LGM extreme Mets suffering engaged
May 10, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Me checking the score of the Knicks game
May 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I love my blazers, but it’s crazy that the NBA is such a foul TV product for national games. I wanna see us in the playoffs regularly again but my ability to enjoy these games without Kevin, Lamar, Brooke and crew takes a nose dive the moment we get on national TV. #ripcity
April 29, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Me, a Mets fan: we may never win again

Me, a Mets fan: we’re gonna win tomorrow though
April 21, 2026 at 6:16 AM
I have clearly done something to anger the sports gods
April 18, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Me, a Mets and Tottenham fan… am I the problem?
April 18, 2026 at 4:44 PM