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My Sphodromantis Linea (African lined mantis) mid moult...
March 18, 2026 at 2:58 PM
My Sphodromantis Linea (African lined mantis) mid moult...
African Lined Mantis (Sphodromantis Linea)
March 12, 2026 at 9:15 AM
African Lined Mantis (Sphodromantis Linea)
My little Orchid Mantis (hymenopus coronatus)... she's hunkered down and thinks I can't see her lol
March 6, 2026 at 7:24 PM
My little Orchid Mantis (hymenopus coronatus)... she's hunkered down and thinks I can't see her lol
Dipping my toes into the world of keeping scorpions... this is an Indonesian forest scorpion.
February 10, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Dipping my toes into the world of keeping scorpions... this is an Indonesian forest scorpion.
So safe the likkle Jackahuahua female I fostered when she was pregnant had her puppies on my bed...
It was one of the highlights of the last few years.
Her former owner eventually surrendered her to me for keeps...
It was one of the highlights of the last few years.
Her former owner eventually surrendered her to me for keeps...
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
So safe the likkle Jackahuahua female I fostered when she was pregnant had her puppies on my bed...
It was one of the highlights of the last few years.
Her former owner eventually surrendered her to me for keeps...
It was one of the highlights of the last few years.
Her former owner eventually surrendered her to me for keeps...
I've finally figured out what I want to be for Halloween...
Pissed !
Pissed !
September 19, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I've finally figured out what I want to be for Halloween...
Pissed !
Pissed !
Stupid question of the day...
How the hell do you rejoin the dating game after a 23yr relationship ends (with 100% faithfulness on both sides)?
How the hell do you rejoin the dating game after a 23yr relationship ends (with 100% faithfulness on both sides)?
May 30, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Stupid question of the day...
How the hell do you rejoin the dating game after a 23yr relationship ends (with 100% faithfulness on both sides)?
How the hell do you rejoin the dating game after a 23yr relationship ends (with 100% faithfulness on both sides)?
So,
How do you know when your small talk game is piss poor?
When your taxi driver turns his radio up while you're talking to him...
How do you know when your small talk game is piss poor?
When your taxi driver turns his radio up while you're talking to him...
May 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
So,
How do you know when your small talk game is piss poor?
When your taxi driver turns his radio up while you're talking to him...
How do you know when your small talk game is piss poor?
When your taxi driver turns his radio up while you're talking to him...
That feeling when your 23year relationship comes to an abrupt end...
I feel like I've been turned inside out...
I feel like I've been turned inside out...
May 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
That feeling when your 23year relationship comes to an abrupt end...
I feel like I've been turned inside out...
I feel like I've been turned inside out...
Neighbour: I saw a picture of you, online, in a kilt. Damn you were handsome when you were younger.
Me: So you're saying I'm not now?
Neighbour:
Me:
Neighbour:
Day ruined (sighs)...
Me: So you're saying I'm not now?
Neighbour:
Me:
Neighbour:
Day ruined (sighs)...
February 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Neighbour: I saw a picture of you, online, in a kilt. Damn you were handsome when you were younger.
Me: So you're saying I'm not now?
Neighbour:
Me:
Neighbour:
Day ruined (sighs)...
Me: So you're saying I'm not now?
Neighbour:
Me:
Neighbour:
Day ruined (sighs)...
I have a lovely table for two booked for me and the Missus tonight, but she's not happy about it...
She doesn't have her own cue!
She doesn't have her own cue!
February 14, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I have a lovely table for two booked for me and the Missus tonight, but she's not happy about it...
She doesn't have her own cue!
She doesn't have her own cue!
I was recently awarded a black belt for pussy eating...
I'm a tongue - fu master!
I'm a tongue - fu master!
February 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I was recently awarded a black belt for pussy eating...
I'm a tongue - fu master!
I'm a tongue - fu master!
Me cupping one of my wife's boob's...
My Wife: Don't say it!
Me: I feel a right tit today...
My Wife: Don't say it!
Me: I feel a right tit today...
February 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Me cupping one of my wife's boob's...
My Wife: Don't say it!
Me: I feel a right tit today...
My Wife: Don't say it!
Me: I feel a right tit today...
My Mrs: What would you like?
Me: A big wet sloppy kiss and a pair of boob's in my face!
My Mrs: .... Tea or coffee....
😂😂😂
Me: A big wet sloppy kiss and a pair of boob's in my face!
My Mrs: .... Tea or coffee....
😂😂😂
December 15, 2024 at 10:28 PM
My Mrs: What would you like?
Me: A big wet sloppy kiss and a pair of boob's in my face!
My Mrs: .... Tea or coffee....
😂😂😂
Me: A big wet sloppy kiss and a pair of boob's in my face!
My Mrs: .... Tea or coffee....
😂😂😂
My first post...
One of my tarantulas has sadly passed away 😭
I had it from a tiny sling to a mature adult male...
It was a Guatemalan Tiger Rump (Davus Pentaloris).
🌈🕷🕸🌈
One of my tarantulas has sadly passed away 😭
I had it from a tiny sling to a mature adult male...
It was a Guatemalan Tiger Rump (Davus Pentaloris).
🌈🕷🕸🌈
December 7, 2024 at 10:13 PM
My first post...
One of my tarantulas has sadly passed away 😭
I had it from a tiny sling to a mature adult male...
It was a Guatemalan Tiger Rump (Davus Pentaloris).
🌈🕷🕸🌈
One of my tarantulas has sadly passed away 😭
I had it from a tiny sling to a mature adult male...
It was a Guatemalan Tiger Rump (Davus Pentaloris).
🌈🕷🕸🌈